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Title: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2011, 06:00:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=287x6662

Oh my.

This is from July 2008, but the defrocked warped primitive just re-lit the campfire today.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-17-08 10:15 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
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How do you recycle paper with personal data on it?

How do you recycle your bills? Your bank statements. That sort of thing.

I have a few choices. I can take it to the dump and place it into the paper recycling bin. I can leave it curbside for the weekly recycling collection. I can save it in boxes in my basement. I can treat it as garbage and simply throw it away.

So far, I tend to save it in boxes in the basement. A few years ago we brought records going back to before Moby Dick was a minnow to the recycling station at the dump. We currently have records back to 1998 .... in boxes in the basement. Most of the records are still current in terms of account numbers, etc.

What do you do with this kind of crap?

One suspects the sparkling husband primitive wants to shred more than just his personal data.

After all, being a caporegime, one collects all kinds of things.

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ccinamon (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-17-08 10:33 PM
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1. I used to burn it in the fireplace...the fumes of the carbonless checks would get pretty bad!! Now I shred it (cross-cut shredder) and toss in the recycling bin.

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yy4me (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-18-08 06:36 AM
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2. We have a store not far from us that will allow you to buy their shredding service. They give you a bin to fill with the material to be shredded and -in front of you, place the material in huge shredders for destruction. I'm not sure what or how they charge you but it is worth whatever it costs. We went through the -burn in the fireplace- routine a few years ago and it was a very time consuming job. piles of old checks and stuff like that took forever. We had pulled out all the records of no value regarding identity theft and put that in with the stinky -to the dump stuff. I have to do the job sometime soon with records from about 1990 that sit by year in a carton in the attic. I will use the shredding service.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 07:26 AM
THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
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3. Anything with the SSN or a bank number on it plus all come ons for loans and credit cards go right into the shredder.

I used to rip them and put the pieces into different trash receptacles before I got the shredder.

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Phentex  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-28-10 07:16 AM
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21. I have torn them and then cleaned out the refrigerator and dumped in stuff on top to make the whole thing a nasty mess. But I try not to let things go bad in the fridge AND I try to shred before I get desperate.

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AlCzervik (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 12:48 PM
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4. shredder, once a year i shred the bank statments and every 3 months i shred the credit card statements. I do this every few months so i can do it at home so i can take care of it myself instead of using a service.

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Wash. state Desk Jet  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-18-08 01:13 PM
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5. Sure shredder

And it's clean recycle material.

Once you buy one,you will develop a systematic way about doing it! And I'll tell you something else, junk mail actually serves a purpose when it goes into the mix! Maybe that's why one will have such a good feeling about the clean shredded recyclables ,yep, junk mail serves a purpose!

Straight into the shredder, mix right in with all that, by by junk mail!

In you go! Such joy!

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AlCzervik (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 01:27 PM
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6. i also use the shredding material for packaging instead of packing peanuts that stuff is great when you send something as i do all the way to the east coast.

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Wash. state Desk Jet  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-18-08 09:12 PM
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11. Thats creative thinking ~!

So noted! Now I don't have to save bubble wrap! Excellent idea.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 04:46 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
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7. How dumb am I?

We have **two** shredders. One we bought and one from my Mom's house when we cleaned that out. For whatever reason, we don't shred the bills as they get paid. Or the bank statements. Or anything else. Until the sheer volume of it is overwhelming (as it is now). I was hoping, in this post, to hear some magic thing that someone else does to make the whole mess go away.

Maybe I can coerce SparklyJr into doing it for $25 for each year's records ............

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AlCzervik (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 04:48 PM
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8. that's really the key to the shredder, you need to break it down into manageable piles of paper and then go at it, my daughter loves to shred stuff so i hand it over to her and she has a grand old time and again the shreds make great packaging material.

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NMDemDist2  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 08:11 PM
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10. or there are professional shredding companies. they charge so much per pound

check your yellow pages.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-18-08 11:45 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
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12. The only ones in my area are the mobile type

I imagine (don't know for sure) they charge a lot extra for the convenience. Plus, I don't wanna put a big truck on the road just cuz I'm too lazy to shred them myself. Kinda the same reason we **never** order pizza delivery.

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sandnsea (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-19-08 02:44 AM
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13. Then use the shredded paper for packing

I received some breakable or other packed in shredded paper. Amazing. It worked every bit as good as peanuts. A shredder is on my list for that exact purpose.

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yy4me (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-18-08 08:07 PM
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9. Meant to mention to you, if you get a shredder, they do heat up and burn out or the cutting wheels jam. I never knew that you were supposed to use oil or oil impregnated sheets every so often in a shredder. Ours has really bent out of shape middle 3 cutters because it got hot and jammed the paper, causing the wheels to bend. Now I have to manually dig out the jammed paper. A new one isn't in the budget now so I use this as it is. I know it will give up one of these days.

There were no instructions with this machine when we bought it that mentioned oiling. It is a Sentinel model and does a great job...at least it did.

I now know that you can get the oil papers at Staples or buy a fine oil and draw a fairly heavy line across a sheet of paper and feed it through. This is from the clerk at Staples.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-19-08 06:24 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
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14. I just drizzle a light oil into the cutting slot and then feed paper to 'dry' it off.

That seems to work okay.

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Phentex  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-19-08 06:55 PM
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15. I shred and then recycle. We have to separate it for pick up...

It has to be tied so as not to mix with the other stuff. It's amazing how much will cram into one bag! I also learned to do a little at a time or the shredder would just stop itself from burning out.

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eleny  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-19-08 11:33 PM
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16. We recently opted for online statements where available

The info was available online all the time anyway. Now we have several less pieces of paper to deal with.

Meantime, anything personal gets shredded (and goes to the charitable recycle bin). Looks like you have that one covered.

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trud  (473 posts)      Fri Apr-01-11 12:00 PM
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25. careful of online statements

Some places only keep them available for 1-2 years, so anything you need permanently, copy to your pc and backup.

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dropkickpa  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-09-08 11:04 PM
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17. Shred it then use as guinea pig bedding

anyone who digs through chewed up urine soaked scraps is welcome to my awful credit.

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japple  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-11-08 12:00 PM
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18. Usually burn it in the back yard, however this area has been in a drought situation for the past 2-3 years and a burning ban is in effect. So, I've been saving extra sensitive stuff (bank & credit card statements, etc.) to burn whenever the ban is lifted. Other, less sensitive stuff gets ripped up and thrown in the garbage into which I always make sure to put a couple dumpings from my cat litter box and some raw chicken skin. I don't think anyone could get past that smell.

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morningglory (1000+ posts)     Sun Sep-26-10 12:57 PM
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19. Makes good compost.

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Kolesar  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-02-11 01:43 PM
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27. Yes, a high carbon material to balance the high nitrogen food scraps and coffee grounds

And is soaks up the liquids in our compost pail.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-26-10 08:19 PM
THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
Response to Original message

20. Packing material when I mail Xmas presents

Other than that, it goes into a bag for recycling.

On edit: shredded, of course.

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Paper Roses  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-29-10 09:21 AM
THE CHRONICALLY HELPLESS PRIMITIVE
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22. Our local 'Council on Aging' has a special day for shredding.

If you have this organization(or any other Senior organization) in your town, I'd call and ask if they offer this service. I have not used them but I know here the service is free.

I burned out the motor of our home shredder trying to chew up some old papers. Used the fireplace after that disaster. It was time consuming but did the job. I went through the stuff first to make sure it wasn't really a candidate for shredding. Burned just the important stuff.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-04-10 08:37 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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23. Using this stuff as packing material is not a good idea.

These kinds of documents should be put through a cross cut shredder that shreds them into tiny pieces rather than long strips. The long strips are still too easy for someone to match up and put together.

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trud  (473 posts)      Fri Apr-01-11 12:02 PM
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26. piutting shredded stuff together

I have passwords on all my financial accounts that let you do that. So even the numbers and name will not get anyone access to those.

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trud  (473 posts)      Fri Apr-01-11 11:57 AM
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24. $25 shredder from Staples.

I keep it next to where I process mail. Anything that is sensitive goes into the shredder, no having it pile up for months. Then when the shredder basket is full, I just dump it into the paper curbside recycling bin.

Here's a trick for fixing a jammed shredder. Pour a small amount of water into the paper input area. Wait a half hour or so, and the machine should be able to handle the softened paper.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-03-11 06:36 PM
THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
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29. My daily service bank has changed owners four times since I've been here, so I've sent all the old stuff with old bank names to the dump. People would have to know the "begats" of the bank branch I go to in order to figure out what bank the account number belongs to and most thieves just aint that smart.

My shredder gets the ID data at the top of old tax returns. The dump gets records from defunct brokerage accounts. My shredder gets current checkbook deposit slips. My account number isn't on the check carbons, so they go to the dump.

I'm trying to restrict my records to 5 years. So far, I've pared it down to 6.

I dunno; the primitives sure are paranoid.

franksolich bought a paper-shredder three years ago, used it a couple of times, and then went back to just throwing things into the trash.  Quicker, easier, cleaner.

Of course, this is said with the usual caveat; what works for franksolich doesn't necessarily work for other people (and vice-versa), so best to use one's own good judgement rather than emulating franksolich.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: Ballygrl on April 03, 2011, 06:06:40 PM
frank, why did they bump such an old thread?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: Carl on April 03, 2011, 06:13:11 PM
Me thinks stinky and others at the DUmp wish to get rid of evidence of income that they are cheating the benevolent government out of taxing.

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2011, 07:10:05 PM
Me thinks stinky and others at the DUmp wish to get rid of evidence of income that they are cheating the benevolent government out of taxing.

Well, one has to remember the sparkling husband primitive is an independent businessman, working out of his home.

And that he enjoys income sufficient that he employs a maid (his own admittance), and can send the sparkling husband primitive's wife on vacations to Switzerland with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.

Speaking of, has anyone seen Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, lately?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2011, 07:15:10 PM
frank, why did they bump such an old thread?

That happens once in a while, but I'm not sure why.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 03, 2011, 08:08:19 PM
Me thinks stinky and others at the DUmp wish to get rid of evidence of income that they are cheating the benevolent government out of taxing.


that or the numerous voter registration cards they have filled out under various aliases. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
that or the numerous voter registration cards they have filled out under various aliases. 

You know, sir, if you wanted to shred some stuff, I wouldn't think any more of it than if you wanted to tie your shoes or have a chicken sandwich for lunch.

But the sparkling husband primitive's a primitive, and so it sounds a little, uh, suspicious, his wanting to shred some stuff.

If I had ears, they'd perk up, but at least there's nostrils to whiff.

It all sounds very Nixonian.

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: dutch508 on April 03, 2011, 08:51:52 PM
You shred them, then mix with gas, then burn, then stir the ashed in gas, then burn again.


or is that bodies?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to shred his stuff
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2011, 10:26:21 PM
You shred them, then mix with gas, then burn, then stir the ashed in gas, then burn again.


or is that bodies?
Tony Soprano had Richie Aprile ground up at Satriale's Pork Store, and he may have been made into sausage. Wild Bill would be all over that.