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Title: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: gore_bites on April 01, 2011, 12:43:58 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x789721

Really? Where will we get our bad poetry from?

Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 01, 2011, 12:45:08 PM
I am betting April Fools.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: gore_bites on April 01, 2011, 12:46:20 PM
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Apr-01-11 01:42 PM
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Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
   
People say this site has "changed" and maybe they're right. Peggy didn't do anything wrong. She was right to call that troll a racist a-hole! I want to know why you hauled off and banned her! It's f'n bullshit!

Must be an April fools joke...
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 12:46:54 PM
This is probably April Fool's, but I'm "stickying" it anyway.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 12:53:20 PM
Maybe somebody could check out Pitcairn Island, to see if the CalPig primitive migrated over there?

I still think it's April Fool's, but I've been wrong before.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 01:02:34 PM
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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-01-11 01:50 PM
THE GIGANTIC PRIMITIVE, THE LAS VEGAS LEVIATHAN
Response to Original message

22. This has to be one of the most crass April Fool's "jokes" ever for this site.
   
Not that I care much one way or the other since I don't know her well, but she's still here.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 01, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
She has a thread up that it was all a joke. 

BTW Frank, you might want to check out the Anthropology thread in C&B.  I would bring it over, but I don't have time at the moment. 

Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-01-11 01:53 PM
Original message

She posted a rude poem about Skinner.
   
I saw it before it got deleted.

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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Apr-01-11 01:53 PM
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34. Good riddance!
   
Posting poetry all the time!

One assumes the above was sarcasm, but one never knows.

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Zorra (1000+ posts)  Fri Apr-01-11 01:54 PM
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36. One method pro trolls use is to make a poster so angry that they go off, and violate forum rules.

I always keep this in mind when hunting certain types of trolls, and step back when they start to get to me, because I know they want me to go off on them

Calm reasoning and facts often makes them either go away or get busted.

When a troll is completely obtuse, and trying to lead you down the deleted sub-thread path with circular logic in order to get you to go off, it is then best to just stop watering the weeds. If no one responds to this type of troll, they will talk to themselves for awhile and then will go away.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 01:07:32 PM
Frank, you might want to check out the Anthropology thread in C&B.  I would bring it over, but I don't have time at the moment.

Already did that, madam, a couple of days ago.  It's here in the DUmpster, somewhere.

But thanks for keeping the eyes open!
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 01, 2011, 01:13:15 PM
Already did that, madam, a couple of days ago.  It's here in the DUmpster, somewhere.

But thanks for keeping the eyes open!

Ah, I looked and didn't see it.  I don't read all the threads, so I guess I missed it. 
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: NHSparky on April 01, 2011, 01:34:27 PM
Bummer.  The Vogons were hoping to take back their title for worst poetry in the universe, but CP still retains the hardware.

And yet they won't ban nadin.  Pity, really.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2011, 02:05:25 PM
On a rational site (One not dedicated to training aspiring Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Competition entrants, anyway), her poetry would be all the justification necessary for irrevocable lifetime banishment.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: miskie on April 01, 2011, 02:30:47 PM
On a rational site (One not dedicated to training aspiring Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Competition entrants, anyway), her poetry would be all the justification necessary for irrevocable lifetime banishment.

You are kinder than I - If there was ever a person who needed to be 'frog-marched to the Hague' its CalPeg. Those screeds of hers certainly qualify as 'crimes against humanity'.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: AprilRazz on April 01, 2011, 02:43:21 PM
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Zorra (1000+ posts)  Fri Apr-01-11 01:54 PM
Response to Original message

36. One method pro trolls use is to make a poster so angry that they go off, and violate forum rules.

I always keep this in mind when hunting certain types of trolls, and step back when they start to get to me, because I know they want me to go off on them

Calm reasoning and facts often makes them either go away or get busted.

When a troll is completely obtuse, and trying to lead you down the deleted sub-thread path with circular logic in order to get you to go off, it is then best to just stop watering the weeds. If no one responds to this type of troll, they will talk to themselves for awhile and then will go away.
I think I peed a little when I read that part. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 02:55:12 PM
This is also about the twentieth consecutive April 1 that I've heard Fidel Castro just descended into the bowels of Hell.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 01, 2011, 05:15:29 PM
Can I get a link for Pitcairn Island?
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 05:18:21 PM
Can I get a link for Pitcairn Island?

www.oldelmtree.com
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 01, 2011, 05:49:16 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-01-11 02:06 PM
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46. And you know I AM laughing!   Updated at 2:04 PM
   
If only you could hear me!
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
This hoax calls for a poem.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 07:28:48 PM
This hoax calls for a poem.

Oh

shit.

It was a joke after all

most made the right call

but one had hoped

CalPig had

truly loped.

Oh

shit.

shit, shit shit
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2011, 07:49:23 PM
I was
banned on an
April Fools Day
No no no
Say it isn't so
Ha ha ha
Gotcha
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: miskie on April 01, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: joker
Joker

as i look at the new deck of playing
cards i see the joker looking back at me

like justin bieber all
smart and knowing and

fresh from the box

the smell of plastic and vinyl
entices me - juice running down my leg from a

freshly squeezed lemon

i leave the underground for a while

a few hours
to enjoy the joker

as i make myself a joker to
everyone else

you fell for it bitches - just
like i fell for my joker

we all learned lessons today
you learned to laugh at me

and i learned that papercuts and lemon juice
in the wrong place is a

terrible thing.

© 2011 M.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

modified by franksolich to add link to "Miskie's Big Book of Poetry," featured in the DUmping Ground, and well worth eye-balling!
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 09:46:17 PM
Hi-5s for all the budding CalPigs. Special credit for "shit, shit, shit", "no, no, no", and "ha, ha, ha".
A few points were subtracted due to orgasmic deficiencies.
Blink, blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 01, 2011, 10:23:27 PM
We're flesh to flesh
Squirming with unbridled ecstasy
We're drenched in sweat
Screaming inside
I feel your hand
And I feel something cold
What is it?

A $20 fork!

I'm in a quandry
Do I give into the passion?
Or do I stand by my principles that all forks should be created equal?
I toss and turn
Should I continue with the deed?
What wins out?

Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 10:48:21 PM
We're flesh to flesh
Squirming with unbridled ecstasy
We're drenched in sweat
Screaming inside
I feel your hand
And I feel something cold
What is it?

A $20 fork!

I'm in a quandry
Do I give into the passion?
Or do I stand by my principles that all forks should be created equal?
I toss and turn
Should I continue with the deed?
What wins out?


Extra credit and admiration for including the word "squirming". Pure CalPiggery!
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 01, 2011, 10:52:45 PM
Extra credit and admiration for including the word "squirming". Pure CalPiggery!

Thank You!

:lmao:
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2011, 11:41:20 PM
We're flesh to flesh
Squirming with unbridled ecstasy
We're drenched in sweat
Screaming inside
I feel your hand
And I feel something cold
What is it?

A $20 fork!

I'm in a quandry
Do I give into the passion?
Or do I stand by my principles that all forks should be created equal?
I toss and turn
Should I continue with the deed?
What wins out?



:rotf:

H5
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 02, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
www.oldelmtree.com
Thank you!
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: BEG on April 02, 2011, 09:09:06 AM
We're flesh to flesh
Squirming with unbridled ecstasy
We're drenched in sweat
Screaming inside
I feel your hand
And I feel something cold
What is it?

A $20 fork!

I'm in a quandry
Do I give into the passion?
Or do I stand by my principles that all forks should be created equal?
I toss and turn
Should I continue with the deed?
What wins out?



LOL  a $20 fork

H5
Title: Re: Why the F**K was CaliforniaPeggy banned?
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 02, 2011, 12:48:47 PM
LOL  a $20 fork

H5

I've never paid cash for a fork...but I've heard there's a street uptown where you can get one for $20...and less sometimes.