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Title: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: CC27 on April 01, 2011, 08:35:49 AM

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Mar-31-11 11:15 PM
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I return to work Monday morning
   

I almost forgot to mention this. I've been off work since my surgery on Jan. 25th. I'll be on light duty for 3-4 months while I continue therapy on my neck and shoulder. My job requires the ability to lift 90 pounds. I'm going off narcotics to do this. I won't be as active as on the DU as I have been.

OS

Shocking....... off narcotics? What will a crying DUmmie do? Guess the picture of him and shehag at work is getting dusty.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x786527

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 01, 2011, 08:41:11 AM

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Mar-31-11 11:15 PM
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I return to work Monday morning
   

I almost forgot to mention this. I've been off work since my surgery on Jan. 25th. I'll be on light duty for 3-4 months while I continue therapy on my neck and shoulder. My job requires the ability to lift 90 pounds. I'm going off narcotics to do this. I won't be as active as on the DU as I have been.

OS

And the taxpayers in Nebraska thank you i'm sure....another lump off the roles!

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Skul on April 01, 2011, 08:48:05 AM

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)   I'm going off narcotics to do this. I won't be as active as on the DU as I have been.

Oddly enough, this makes perfectly good sense to me. :whatever:

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2011, 09:17:36 AM

I give it about 42 days before he files for permanent disability.

ETA:  Tops.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2011, 09:27:50 AM

He goes back to work monday and he is just going off narcotics (most likely hydrocodone) now?  He ought to be in the throws of withdrawal just as he is going backnto work. Why didn't he stop them sooner? 

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 01, 2011, 09:48:10 AM

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2011, 09:17:36 AM

I give it about 42 days before he files for permanent disability.

ETA:  Tops.

Yep.  His mention of his job requiring him to lift 90 pounds is just the beep-beep-beep sound of the concrete truck backing up to pour the foundation of his pending "injury" that will result him in going out on permanent disability.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Karin on April 01, 2011, 09:58:56 AM

He should have won the transparency prize. 

beep-beep-beep heard loud and clear. 

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 10:22:40 AM

I just ran across the photo of him sobbing on the shoulder of the Ditch Witch. Rules here don't allow posting DUmmy photos. I wonder if I could slyly post a shot of the Ditch Witch without comment on who the blubbering moron might be. It's a nice one. As good as the wailing "Investigate all 88" porker. Nah, don't wanna join The Night Owl in the dustbin of history.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Randy on April 01, 2011, 10:57:56 AM

I call Bullshit on the 90 lbs. I have a job with heavy lifting and anything over 50 we're supposed to get help and 90+ calls for heavy equipment.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: NHSparky on April 01, 2011, 11:10:45 AM

Same here, Randy.  Matter of fact, when I first got here we went from 5 gallon bottles of water to 3 gallons to reduce injuries.  Then we got filtration systems and pretty much got rid of the bottles entirely.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 11:13:05 AM

Ninety pounds? How the hell many Happy Meals are in a case?

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Skul on April 01, 2011, 11:54:29 AM

Perhaps Stevie One-derp made a boo-boo with the "0".
Either way, he's toast.

I tend to think you folks are right, he's shopping for an entitlement.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: PatriotGame on April 01, 2011, 01:40:12 PM

Quote from: Randy on April 01, 2011, 10:57:56 AM

I call Bullshit on the 90 lbs. I have a job with heavy lifting and anything over 50 we're supposed to get help and 90+ calls for heavy equipment.

90 DUmmy lbs, 24 business hours...DU the math... :-)

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: thundley4 on April 01, 2011, 03:40:50 PM

Quote from: Randy on April 01, 2011, 10:57:56 AM

I call Bullshit on the 90 lbs. I have a job with heavy lifting and anything over 50 we're supposed to get help and 90+ calls for heavy equipment.

The wire we use in winding motors comes on a spool in a 5 gallon bucket. They weigh from 70 to 100+ pounds.  We have them stored 3 high and have to move them about ten feet and lift them onto a table 2 feet high to use them. Only one guy I know at work uses the overhead hoist to move them.

(http://www.pyramidwire.com/Media/Magnet%20Wire%203.JPG)
The buckets have regular wire type handles.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: shadeaux on April 01, 2011, 03:59:53 PM

He promised when he went IN for the surgery he'd be taking some time off at DU.  He lied.  He was back the same day.

Steve is a drama queen to the max.

Wanna bet he's going narcotic free because he can't get a refill ?

Suck it up Steve.  You act like a you know what.  Big Sissy.   

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 04:07:45 PM

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/tenderlove.jpg)

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 04:11:21 PM

Oh, no! The Omaha Sobber lovin' up the Ditch Witch!
Cindie is really into it.

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: chitownchica on April 01, 2011, 07:14:13 PM

Here's a shot of Cindy's face as papa bear cries on her shoulder.

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(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo28/dlt323/img-thingCA6KLPEQ.jpg)

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 07:34:47 PM

Quote from: chitownchica on April 01, 2011, 07:14:13 PM

Here's a shot of Cindy's face as papa bear cries on her shoulder.

Well now, how does one know that's not franksolich?

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: chitownchica on April 01, 2011, 07:37:33 PM

Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 07:34:47 PM

Well now, how does one know that's not franksolich?

Which one?   :rotf:

Title: Re: I return to work Monday morning (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 07:40:25 PM

Quote from: chitownchica on April 01, 2011, 07:37:33 PM

Which one?   :rotf:

Well, there are startling similarities between that one and this one:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/summer1988b.jpg)