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Title: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2011, 12:32:49 PM
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The Straight Story   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 09:14 AM
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Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
   
Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt

MUNSON, Ohio --

A Northeast Ohio community is taking the "Easter" out of the egg hunt.

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Still, township trustees are opting to call this year's Easter weekend event "The Spring Egg Hunt."

Dance choreographer Matt Martsolf works with kids every day and has a few of his own. His opinion about what to call this year's egg hunt is shared with dance clients.

"Stop the headache. Just let the kids have their day," Martsolf said.
"It's traditionally been called an Easter egg hunt for years and years and people are little bit too touchy," client Michelle Nelson said.

http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2011/mar/30/ohio-town-taking... /

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Ozymanithrax   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 09:19 AM
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1. War on Easter?
   
Who'd a thunk?

I agree, let children have their day. The Easter Bunny is an endearing character that I remember fondly from my childhood?

A war on Christians is more like it.  DUmmies wage it daily.

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LiberalEsto   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 10:02 AM
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4. It's not like the Easter Bunny is Christian, anyway
   
It's actually pagan. Hares were sacred to the Goddess in ancient Britain.

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Wait Wut   (218 posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 01:27 PM
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12. As is the "Easter Egg"
   
The name "Easter", as well. Christians were plaguerists.
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Really?  I thought rats and fleas spread the plague.

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Redford (19 posts)           Thu Mar-31-11 09:53 AM
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3. Who does this serve?
   
I mean, really.

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Hugabear (1000+ posts)           Thu Mar-31-11 10:15 AM
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7. I'm failing to see the big deal here
   
Nobody is "taking" anything away from the kids. They're still going to have their egg hunt. To be honest, I doubt any of them actually pay attention to the actual name of the egg hunt.

The only ones making a big stink out of this seem to be the adults.

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Abq_Sarah (1000+ posts)           Thu Mar-31-11 01:24 PM
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8. Particularly the adults who had the hissy fit over the word "Easter"
   
Calling an Easter Egg hunt an Easter Egg hunt doesn't take a damned thing away from any adult. Unless they believe the Easter Bunny was crucified and rose from the grave.

Blame it on liberals and atheists.

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TahitiNut   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 01:26 PM
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10. It's about time kids weren't taught that rabbits lay eggs.
   
Prepare them for the shock that they're MAMMALS, like themselves! (God knows it amazes far too many people when they discover boobs.)

Only an idiot, (you) would ever believe that the Easter Bunny lays the eggs he delivers.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2011, 12:35:40 PM
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Hugabear (1000+ posts)           Thu Mar-31-11 10:15 AM
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7. I'm failing to see the big deal here
   
Nobody is "taking" anything away from the kids. They're still going to have their egg hunt. To be honest, I doubt any of them actually pay attention to the actual name of the egg hunt.

The only ones making a big stink out of this seem to be the adults.

So this year when the WH has its Ramadan celebration let's make no mention of pedophile prophets.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
So this year when the WH has its Ramadan celebration let's make no mention of pedophile prophets.

Just call them dirty old men....or old rapist.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Karin on March 31, 2011, 12:57:12 PM
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TahitiNut   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 01:26 PM
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10. It's about time kids weren't taught that rabbits lay eggs.

Seriously, Tahiti, is that what your mom told you?  The rabbit laid the eggs?  She's as stupid as you are. 
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 31, 2011, 12:59:54 PM
****ing heathens
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 31, 2011, 01:10:40 PM
In ****in' credible!

We now live in the United Socialist States of America!

5 people complain and make the decisions for a 1,000! just ****in' great!
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 31, 2011, 01:12:32 PM
Those poor kids.  Who comes and brings them their baskets?  The Spring Bunny?  Thank goodness the Easter Bunny comes to our home and leaves Easter eggs to find in the morning.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2011, 01:22:42 PM
It's the Post-Seasonal-Change Celebration Rodent!  At least that way, nobody is offended by the use of the word 'bunny' (or 'Easter').
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Rebel on March 31, 2011, 01:24:17 PM
****ing heathens

Hell, it's just as anti-American as it is anti-Christian.


BTW:

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LiberalEsto   (1000+ posts)             Thu Mar-31-11 10:02 AM
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4. It's not like the Easter Bunny is Christian, anyway
   
It's actually pagan. Hares were sacred to the Goddess in ancient Britain.

So, you're saying it would be ok if it was a liberal religious holiday like Paganism? ...and you idiots are telling me you aren't at war with Christianity and everything that's decent in this country. Ramadan is fine, but a nativity scene? Hell no because "it might ohhhffend."

Liberals make me f'n sick. If the Easter Bunny, a nativity scene, or Christmas offends you, go suck on some Carbon Monoxide. There can BE no "coexistence" if you want to deprive the majority of this country of it's heritage. ...but you libs don't want to coexist, do you? You want everyone thinking like you. You're like the political goth.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on March 31, 2011, 04:41:16 PM
I am surprised at this. Munson is in a conservative area. Not many ACLDouche types there.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: micmac on March 31, 2011, 04:50:18 PM
Yes, lets ****ing call it the Vernal Equinox Poultry Ovum Roll so as not to piss off everybody but the Christians.   :bs:
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 31, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Where's the "god hates bunny" guy?
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2011, 07:47:02 PM
Where's the "god hates bunny" guy?

Ptarmy, pick up the red courtesy phone, please! :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: true_blood on March 31, 2011, 07:56:23 PM
****ing heathens
^^This.
Anything to eliminate the Catholic religion.
I don't think it has anything to do with the "Easter" bunny. I think it goes way beyond that.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: compaqxp on April 01, 2011, 04:05:32 AM
Where's the "god hates bunny" guy?

I was thinking the same thing...
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 01, 2011, 07:50:09 AM
I haz da solution....we all show up with salt and pepper shakers and eat all the unholy eggs....just leave the Easter eggs.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: Karin on April 01, 2011, 07:54:49 AM
I heard on the news yesterday that a local businessman decided to sponsor it.  It's now in private hands, on private land, and  the word "Easter" has been restored. 

The private sector to the rescue, once again. 
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 01, 2011, 08:05:12 AM
I heard on the news yesterday that a local businessman decided to sponsor it.  It's now in private hands, on private land, and  the word "Easter" has been restored. 

The private sector to the rescue, once again. 

Yeah, but our tax dollars still pay for the liberal sanctioned BS.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 11:26:22 AM
And now, finally, a word of reason and All-American goodness from the democrat party:

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Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts)      Fri Apr-01-11 12:21 PM
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25. GOOD. Calling it an "Easter" egg hunt is FUNDIE XTIAN PROPAGANDA
to INDOCTRINATE and BRAINWASH the kids.

If someone tries to organize anything to do with "East*r" in your neighborhood, call the ACLU RIGHT ****ING NOW.


Let's hope this Easter message is included in all democrat campaign literature, because if you help elect democrats, this is what you're voting for.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: thelaughingman on April 01, 2011, 12:00:11 PM
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plaguerists

They have spell check embedded on the forum over there, don't they?

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/sidjames/210/plague.wav
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 01, 2011, 03:36:00 PM
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Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts)      Fri Apr-01-11 12:21 PM
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25. GOOD. Calling it an "Easter" egg hunt is FUNDIE XTIAN PROPAGANDA
to INDOCTRINATE and BRAINWASH the kids.

If someone tries to organize anything to do with "East*r" in your neighborhood, call the ACLU RIGHT ****ING NOW.


I have a sneaking suspicion that it is going to be a long, hot and torturous eternity for nye bevan...

Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 04:27:47 PM


I have a sneaking suspicion that it is going to be a long, hot and torturous eternity for nye bevan...
Not possible! That would violate his fundamental human rights.
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: MP_Sarge on April 01, 2011, 04:29:09 PM
Erm...
Do I have to have a Spring Feast?

[I assume I'm not allowed to call it a Seder, either, yeah?]
Title: Re: Ohio town is taking the 'Easter' out of its annual egg hunt
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on April 01, 2011, 05:55:54 PM
And now, finally, a word of reason and All-American goodness from the democrat party:
 

Let's hope this Easter message is included in all democrat campaign literature, because if you help elect democrats, this is what you're voting for.

Agreed. This bigoted nazi scrunt can choke on it.