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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 30, 2011, 08:28:48 PM
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Rage for Order Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Mar-30-11 05:18 PM
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Man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years
Just...eww
http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699
Police said a Bellaire man had to be removed from his home on Washington Street Sunday.
Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years
Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.
Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home.
More at the link.
:puke:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x775892
Hmmm could this be Stinky The Clown?
:lmao: :lmao:
Blue Owl (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Mar-30-11 05:44 PM
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14. For the sake of dealing with the disturbing imagery of this article...
Just pretend it was Rush Limbaugh.
I have a better idea, Mikey Moore.
drokhole (241 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Mar-30-11 09:02 PM
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32. Gives a new meaning to the phrase "peel your lazy ass off that chair!"
:lmao:
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When I first saw this item in the news a day or so ago, I was sure the Las Vegas Leviathan had bought the farm. If you read the story, he even had a roommate and a shackup girlfriend living with him. In every detail, it was the McDougallite blobster. I was relieved to read the story came from Ohio. Hopefullly we'll hear form the quarter-ton DUmmy soon.
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Primatives see fit to post about this?
Hmmmm, veeeery interesting.
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drokhole (241 posts) Wed Mar-30-11 09:02 PM
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32. Gives a new meaning to the phrase "peel your lazy ass off that chair!"
Oh the irony !
Someone is about to have a bad case of moleicide.
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Okay, I'll go for the cheap easy one....
I wonder what his DUmmy login was?
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When I first saw this item in the news a day or so ago, I was sure the Las Vegas Leviathan had bought the farm.....Hopefully we'll hear from the quarter-ton DUmmy soon.
I dunno.
I saw a story in one of the Las Vegas newspapers the other day, about how the county coroner there had to hire a construction company to knock out a wall in an apartment, so he could remove a body.
I must've been out of my head; I didn't connect it with the gigantic primitive, and so alas no link.
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Ya know, I go through Bellaire on my way to work.
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When I first saw this item in the news a day or so ago, I was sure the Las Vegas Leviathan had bought the farm. If you read the story, he even had a roommate and a shackup girlfriend living with him. In every detail, it was the McDougallite blobster. I was relieved to read the story came from Ohio. Hopefullly we'll hear form the quarter-ton DUmmy soon.
It was my first thought too.
ETA: Quote from Xemasab:
On edit: He DID die, and the ad for the related TV story was for Charmin' Ultra Strong. You can't make this shit up. (
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It was my first thought too.
Here's what I'm guessing happened.
The gigantic primitive started adding on weight after his last post some months ago; if he had still been losing weight, he would be bragging about it.
The silence is deafening.
And then came time for review of his social security disability case, to determine if he should still be given a first-class ticket on the gravy train.
Having developed agoraphobia--fear of going out in public--ever since the gigantic primitive brought Jeanette home as his wife, the gigantic primitive got all panic-stricken at the prospect of having to walk out the door of their apartment.
Both the heart and the brain spun.
And so alas the guys with chain-saws from the mortuary had to come and widen the door.....
It's all very sad.
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He has posted at the DUmp a few times in the past month or so, as DUmmy Systematic Chaos. I think he does that just to let us know the long-overdue explosion of his enormously overburdened heart has not yet occurred. He has avoided the fatty site run by the McDougallite cult since early January.
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Wasn't there a story awhile back of a woman that sat on a toilet seat until her butt grew to the seat? Hey, sounds like a match made in heaven to me.
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He has posted at the DUmp a few times in the past month or so, as DUmmy Systematic Chaos. I think he does that just to let us know the long-overdue explosion of his enormously overburdened heart has not yet occurred. He has avoided the fatty site run by the McDougallite cult since early January.
Well, I wonder, though.
That was some days ago, and since then, silence.
How many newspapers does Las Vegas have, that one can consult? Four? Five?
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Well, I wonder, though.
That was some days ago, and since then, silence.
How many newspapers does Las Vegas have, that one can consult? Four? Five?
Evil Conservative might know.
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Evil Conservative might know.
Well, I did "obituaries" "Las Vegas" "born" "March 17" "1968" and "1969"--can't recall which was the year of birth for the gigantic primitive, and I ran across a few names, but nothing promising.
I don't imagine, for example, the gigantic primitive was a Boy Scout leader or a Sunday-school teacher or a long-featured songster at one of the little casinos or a maitre d' at a French/Cambodian restaurant there.
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Evil Conservative might know.
And of course there's that good possibility the long-suffering Jeanette finally left him.
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Sitting in a chair for two years? This can only be a union man.
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Sitting in a chair for two years? This can only be a union man.
His "union" was to that poor chair . . .
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God Bless the poor guy, but I have to ask, if he was in the chair for 2 years he obviously had to relive himself, how the heck were they able to stand the smell?
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God Bless the poor guy, but I have to ask, if he was in the chair for 2 years he obviously had to relive himself, how the heck were they able to stand the smell?
That is my question too Ballygrl. Not to mention who in their right mind would take care of the idiot? I mean I'd be damned if I was gonna feed some fool that sat in a chair and did nothing, too damned lazy to even get out of it to go take a crap.