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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on March 29, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
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(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/03/29/1226030/186075-tiny-hat-superglue.jpg)
AN ENGLISH man got himself in a sticky predicament when he didn't quite think through his Halloween costume.
Shawn Merter had a tiny sequinned top-hat to round out his outfit, but rather than tie it on with string, he superglued it to his head.
"I had fabric glue which is washable, but it wasn't sticky enough," he says in the video.
The point at which he realised his mistake is unknown, but the next morning an embarrassed Shawn was in the emergency ward at the hospital to have the formerly fashionable, now ridiculous headpiece removed.
His understanding boyfriend was there to offer support and muffled giggles as the doctor gave him the bad news; the best they could do is cut off part of the hat, leaving the rim stuck to his scalp until it came off on its own.
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-superglues-tiny-hat-to-head/story-e6frflri-1226030186277#ixzz1I0Q3ydHJ
He's English, I feel your pain Florida residents.
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Haven't these people ever heard of acetone? Nail polish remover?
Idiot.
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Will he repeat the act for Easter?
Boyfriend....giggles....you just knew it wasn't going to end well.
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Haven't these people ever heard of acetone? Nail polish remover?
Idiot.
Well, you would think that those two did.
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This guy appears to be stuck on stupid.
All the doc has to do is watch an old cowboy & indian flick. Scalping was done on a fairly regular basis back then. There's no reason it can't be done today!
What a crowning achievement -- to paste a silly-assed hat onto your noggin. :whatever:
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(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/03/29/1226030/186075-tiny-hat-superglue.jpg)
Life imitates art?
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At least it was a tiny hat glued to his head, not a tiny hat glued to his tiny head.
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This guy appears to be stuck on stupid.
All the doc has to do is watch an old cowboy & indian flick. Scalping was done on a fairly regular basis back then. There's no reason it can't be done today!
What a crowning achievement -- to paste a silly-assed hat onto your noggin. :whatever:
Wow, 3 puns, you're ahead of me there.
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Well, I do try to keep up with you, bijou, but it's patently difficult to do so.
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Well, I do try to keep up with you, bijou, but it's patently difficult to do so.
Don't put yourself down, you should be brimming with confidence.
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Don't put yourself down, you should be brimming with confidence.
That is simply stunningly cerebral.
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Isn't that hat the most adorable thing you ever saw? Too precious for words, it's just fabuloso.
Why have it removed? It's darling!!
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His understanding boyfriend was there to offer support and muffled giggles as the doctor gave him the bad news;
Color me surprised...........................................not.
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Does sucking dick make people stupid?
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Does sucking dick make people stupid?
Ya think? Not as much as having one rammed elswere!
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At least it was a tiny hat glued to his head, not a tiny hat glued to his tiny head.
actually by the title of the post I was expecting he used one of those Tequila bottle hats and put it on the end of his pecker (http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock2361349.jpg)
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This reminds me of a stunt i saw on Jackass 3D :lmao:
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Does sucking dick make people stupid?
My wife is one of the smartest people I know, go figure.
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Does sucking dick make people stupid?
Actually I would think not since semen contains about 1.25grams of protein per dose.
so if you were shipwrecked on an island, you could potentially keep yourself alive :naughty:
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Stuck on stupid.