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Title: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: bijou on March 29, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/03/29/1226030/186075-tiny-hat-superglue.jpg)

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AN ENGLISH man got himself in a sticky predicament when he didn't quite think through his Halloween costume.

Shawn Merter had a tiny sequinned top-hat to round out his outfit, but rather than tie it on with string, he superglued it to his head.

"I had fabric glue which is washable, but it wasn't sticky enough," he says in the video.

The point at which he realised his mistake is unknown, but the next morning an embarrassed Shawn was in the emergency ward at the hospital to have the formerly fashionable, now ridiculous headpiece removed.

His understanding boyfriend was there to offer support and muffled giggles as the doctor gave him the bad news; the best they could do is cut off part of the hat, leaving the rim stuck to his scalp until it came off on its own.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-superglues-tiny-hat-to-head/story-e6frflri-1226030186277#ixzz1I0Q3ydHJ

He's English, I feel your pain Florida residents.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2011, 11:18:23 AM
Haven't these people ever heard of acetone?  Nail polish remover?

Idiot.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2011, 11:19:39 AM
Will he repeat the act for Easter?

Boyfriend....giggles....you just knew it wasn't going to end well.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2011, 11:20:58 AM
Haven't these people ever heard of acetone?  Nail polish remover?

Idiot.

Well, you would think that those two did.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 11:23:30 AM
This guy appears to be stuck on stupid.

All the doc has to do is watch an old cowboy & indian flick. Scalping was done on a fairly regular basis back then. There's no reason it can't be done today!

What a crowning achievement -- to paste a silly-assed hat onto your noggin.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: thelaughingman on March 29, 2011, 11:36:28 AM
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/03/29/1226030/186075-tiny-hat-superglue.jpg)

Life imitates art?

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Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: thundley4 on March 29, 2011, 11:38:40 AM
At least it was a tiny hat glued to his head, not a tiny hat glued to his tiny head.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: bijou on March 29, 2011, 11:45:36 AM
This guy appears to be stuck on stupid.

All the doc has to do is watch an old cowboy & indian flick. Scalping was done on a fairly regular basis back then. There's no reason it can't be done today!

What a crowning achievement -- to paste a silly-assed hat onto your noggin.  :whatever:
Wow, 3 puns, you're ahead of me there.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 12:25:13 PM
Well, I do try to keep up with you, bijou, but it's patently difficult to do so.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: bijou on March 29, 2011, 12:27:30 PM
Well, I do try to keep up with you, bijou, but it's patently difficult to do so.
Don't put yourself down, you should be brimming with confidence.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 12:31:29 PM
Don't put yourself down, you should be brimming with confidence.

That is simply stunningly cerebral.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Karin on March 29, 2011, 12:54:22 PM
Isn't that hat the most adorable thing you ever saw?  Too precious for words, it's just fabuloso.
Why have it removed?  It's darling!!
 
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Wineslob on March 29, 2011, 04:08:29 PM
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His understanding boyfriend was there to offer support and muffled giggles as the doctor gave him the bad news;



Color me surprised...........................................not.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
Does sucking dick make people stupid?
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: catsmtrods on March 30, 2011, 04:42:34 AM
Does sucking dick make people stupid?


Ya think?  Not as much as having one rammed elswere!
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Gina on March 30, 2011, 04:46:37 AM
At least it was a tiny hat glued to his head, not a tiny hat glued to his tiny head.

actually by the title of the post I was expecting he used one of those Tequila bottle hats and put it on the end of his pecker (http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock2361349.jpg)
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 30, 2011, 11:11:40 AM
This reminds me of a stunt i saw on Jackass 3D :lmao:
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Wineslob on March 30, 2011, 12:10:14 PM
Does sucking dick make people stupid?


My wife is one of the smartest people I know, go figure.
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Gina on March 30, 2011, 12:13:27 PM
Does sucking dick make people stupid?


Actually I would think not since semen contains about 1.25grams of protein per dose.

so if you were shipwrecked on an island, you could potentially keep yourself alive  :naughty:
Title: Re: Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 30, 2011, 07:15:10 PM
Stuck on stupid.