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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 28, 2011, 10:14:10 PM

Title: Senior Texting Codes
Post by: Chris_ on March 28, 2011, 10:14:10 PM

ATD... At The Doctors

BFF... Best Friend Fell

BTW... Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT... Bring Your Own Teeth.

FWIW... Forgot Where I Was.

GGPBL... Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA... Got Heartburn Again.

IMHO... Is My Hearing-Aid On.

LMDO... Laughing My Dentures Out

OMMR... On My Massage Recliner

OMG... Oh My! Gas

ROFLACGU... Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.

TTYL... Talk To You Louder

Title: Re: Senior Texting Codes
Post by: Ballygrl on March 28, 2011, 10:29:00 PM

:lmao:

Title: Re: Senior Texting Codes
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 11:16:38 AM

AFAIC ......  Abdominal Farts Again -- It's Contagious

GFY .......  Gone to Fart or Yodel (forgot which)