The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mike220 on March 28, 2011, 05:25:35 PM
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How about a place to just throw out random thoughts that dont really need there own thread but you want to post anyways?
I'll start...
Should I be offended that when I type my own name into my iPad, it auto corrects to "Klan?"
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Should I be offended that when I type my own name into my iPad, it auto corrects to "Klan?"
No, you should not be offended. The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.
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I am 37 and have 3 kids (11yrs/2yrs/7mths). Am I nuts to want to have more?
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No, you should not be offended. The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.
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I am 37 and have 3 kids (11yrs/2yrs/7mths). Am I nuts to want to have more?
Not for wanting to have more kids, but you are. :tongue:
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No, you should not be offended. The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.
I'm pretty sure they have some rule about Jews joining though. Unless they're branching out and this is how they're letting us know. :-)
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Not for wanting to have more kids, but you are. :tongue:
An H5 for that. Gina is certifiable. :tongue: (So am I, and I have the certificate to prove it. :tongue: )
ETA: No, Gina, you're not nuts for wanting more kids.
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The end of a night shift is marked by a small measure of insanity.
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Spring must be here, in spite of the cold and snow. I just watched two tom turkeys fight in my backyard, showing off for a few hens.
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Why is it called a bra (singular) but a pair of underwear?
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Does a cat lick it's ass for enjoyment or hygiene?
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Does a cat lick it's ass for enjoyment or hygiene?
Car batteries. God's Acetaminophen???
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Why don't stupid butt gas stations put their gas in line with the grade. Example: Regular, Mid-Grade, Premium.
Why do they just plop em any old place? Example: Regular, Premium, Mid-grade, or Premium, Mid-grade, Regular.
WTF?
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why does someone in a car next to you think you can't see them digging for green gold in their nose? :popcorn:
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why does someone in a car next to you think you can't see them digging for green gold in their nose? :popcorn:
How do you know that gold is green, unless you've done some digging yourself? O-)
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Why don't stupid butt gas stations put their gas in line with the grade. Example: Regular, Mid-Grade, Premium.
Why do they just plop em any old place? Example: Regular, Premium, Mid-grade, or Premium, Mid-grade, Regular.
WTF?
I usually see the most expensive gas on the left. It's on the sign that way and it's on the pump that way. Since we're programmed to read left to right, I think it's a marketing gimmick. We'll inadvertently select the most expensive gas on the left side of the pump if we're not paying close attention to what we're doing.
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I usually see the most expensive gas on the left. It's on the sign that way and it's on the pump that way. Since we're programmed to read left to right, I think it's a marketing gimmick. We'll inadvertently select the most expensive gas on the left side of the pump if we're not paying close attention to what we're doing.
Exactly my point. And, not all of em are like that either. I put mid-grade in this car. Stupid butt Shell station up the street has Premium in the middle! :argh:
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If frogs had wings, we'd need bigger flyswatters.
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Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?
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Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?
Cause sometimes it feels like what I expect childbirth to feel like.
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Cause sometimes it feels like what I expect childbirth to feel like.
Mrs E told me that the same muscles are used for both processes. So it's quite natural to grunt while dumping. I mean, many women shriek and cry out while delivering their baby, right?
Grunting is a man's shriek and outcry.
:-)
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I am convinced I can do just about anything to myself (like removing moles) with a razor and some rubbing alcohol. Eventually I am going to try it. I should take pictures.
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Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?
For your mother it WAS one and the same.
I kid! I kid!
luv ya bro!
:cheersmate:
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For your mother it WAS one and the same.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Both of ya git BS's.
Love and Kisses!
:cheersmate: