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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
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The Doom Bunny's Home Page
http://www.grendel.org/hunter/db/
The web site exposes the truth about bunnies. They are not just ptarmigan oppressors and killers, they want to doom humanity by using cuteness as a ruse.
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It hit a rabbit while driving the other day if it counts for anything.
I still like them though.
(http://theomassop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rabbit1.jpg)
That website reminds me of the anti dolphin website.
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Hey commy, how many lawns did you have to cross?
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Hey commy, how many lawns did you have to cross?
I don't remember exactly but I believe it was 3. Why?
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:lmao:
I had my last car for 7 years, lived in a rural area for most of that time. I called it the "Meat Magnet". Honestly I didn't try to hit any animals with it but I swear that car drew them in.
After I hit the last deer a few years ago I got to thinking of the entire tally over the time I had the car, quite a score. Since it was showing its age by then I figured it couldn't hurt to start painting the score on the driver's side door like a fighter pilot.
Unfortunately the pic I took of it the morning I traded that car in when I bought my truck got inadvertently dumped from the camera before I could download it.
I modeled the deer after the familiar deer crossing road sign, just cut out little sheet aluminum stencils and spray painted them on.
8 deer, 6 coons, 1 opossum, 1 turkey, 3 fox (hat trick, all in one whack), 1 kitty, 2 beavers, 1 bat, 6 squirrels, 1 snapping turtle and too many lesser critters to keep track of, frogs, birds, snakes, chipmunks.
Surprisingly the deer weren't all that bad, damage wise. The worst was one of the beavers, that cost me a radiator. He was a big sum bitch, size of a black lab.
Like I said, I didn't try to hit any of them. 8 deer might seem like a lot but it averages out to about one per year and the area I lived in was crawling with them and I avoided likely more than two hundred for the eight that I hit. Those are usually the ones that bolt out of the corn right in front of you so no avoiding it.
BTW, the second day I had my new truck I hit a deer on the way to work at 4:00 in the morning. No damage to the truck, slightest little kiss mark on the bumper but I labeled that sucker square in the ass and launched it spinning like a helicopter in the trees probably ten feet in the air on the opposite side of the road.
Maybe I should hang a rabbit's foot from my rear view mirror?
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Coyotes, 2 of them, can't forget the coyotes. Surprisingly though, no bunny wabbits. :confused:
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Can't say I remember hitting anything in a car. Had a few close calls on motorcycles, though.
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Never hit anything, but damn near have. Almost hit deer twice within a week with the Jeep, both within 1/2 mile of the house.
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A deer that almost totaled my truck, a fox, numerous coons, a seagull that left its imprint on the headlight lens, an eagle, numerous smaller birds.
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I just spent a day or so with a group that included two fellows from Australia.
They got on a rant about the British introducing rabbits to the island, how much damage has been done to the grazing, and how it has never and may never recover. They hate rabbits as much as Ptarmy does.
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Lessee . . .
A few squirrels, a couple of chipmunks, and seven birds in my lifetime (one of them might have been a ptarmigan-- :tongue: ). Damn near put a turkey on the list, and wasn't that far from a whitetail doe (at full run) about 13 years ago. No wascally wabbits.
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I just spent a day or so with a group that included two fellows from Australia.
They got on a rant about the British introducing rabbits to the island, how much damage has been done to the grazing, and how it has never and may never recover. They hate rabbits as much as Ptarmy does.
I will gladly round up all bunnies and exterminate them.
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I just spent a day or so with a group that included two fellows from Australia.
They got on a rant about the British introducing rabbits to the island, how much damage has been done to the grazing, and how it has never and may never recover. They hate rabbits as much as Ptarmy does.
Rabbits, foxes , pigs , horses , camels , deer , cats , dogs ... lotta introduced (and feral) target species about these parts.
Never hit anything, but damn near have. Almost hit deer twice within a week with the Jeep, both within 1/2 mile of the house.
I've hit a few kangeroos over the years. Idiot animals bounce along beside the truck for a bit then try cutting in front and over rather than running off the side.
This is why I have a big steel bull bar.
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I've hit a few kangeroos over the years. Idiot animals bounce along beside the truck for a bit then try cutting in front and over rather than running off the side.
Sound as dumb as our pronghorn antelope, who we irreverently refer to as "goats."