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Title: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: James Cessna on March 23, 2011, 06:51:35 PM
Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!

A conservative atheist just doesn’t go to church.
A liberal/progressive atheist doesn’t want anybody else to be allowed to go to church, either.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

As you enjoyed these differences, I hope you remembered to smile!

http://www.bigdavegrizzly.com/2009/1...s-liberal.html
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: Ballygrl on March 23, 2011, 07:25:49 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: true_blood on March 23, 2011, 08:24:33 PM
Awesome.
And, I did smile. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: James Cessna on March 24, 2011, 09:10:48 AM
Glad you liked it!
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: compaqxp on March 24, 2011, 03:33:15 PM
According to how I answered that I'm one of you  :banghead:

Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: catsmtrods on March 24, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
According to how I answered that I'm one of you  :banghead:


Welcome! Its good for you. You will find yourself smiling more often.
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: Rebel on March 24, 2011, 03:37:25 PM
According to how I answered that I'm one of you  :banghead:



How old are you? Just curious.
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: thelaughingman on March 24, 2011, 07:04:06 PM
I was half expecting this:

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/conservative-women-cubby-demotivational-poster-1231798136.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: true_blood on March 24, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
According to how I answered that I'm one of you  :banghead:
SO? You agree that liberalism is a mental disorder?
Good for you. :wink:
Title: Re: Conservative vs. liberal. I hope you remember to smile!
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 24, 2011, 08:12:11 PM
According to how I answered that I'm one of you  :banghead:


Most people are conservative in nature. It is only because of the warping effect of the liberal media that as many people as do, self-identify as liberal.

Most "hippies" I know are actually business people selling wares at festivals, worried about their margins and how to make the most profit.