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Title: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: bijou on March 22, 2011, 09:42:29 AM: Quote
After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the manâ€™s residence.

Aged pistolero Helen Staudinger was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault and firing into an occupied dwelling, according to a Marion County Sheriffâ€™s Office report. ...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/helenstaudingermug.jpg)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/woman-92-goes-ballistic-after-being-denied-kiss-874093

Floriduh!
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 22, 2011, 09:45:48 AM: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: CG6468 on March 22, 2011, 02:52:32 PM: The world gets crazier every day. :mental:

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Woman, 92, Denied Kiss Fires Shots
92-Year-Old Faces Charges In Marion Co.

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Helen Staudinger

OCALA, Fla. -- A 92-year-old woman was arrested on charges that she fired shots into a home after a man inside denied her a kiss.

Police said 53-year-old Dwight Bettner told neighbor Helen Staudinger, 92, to leave his home. She said she would only leave if he kissed her, but left angry when the man refused, telling her "get your [expletive] out my house."

What a beauty... (http://www.wesh.com/news/27273457/detail.html)
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 22, 2011, 02:54:46 PM: Why is it always Florida?
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: CG6468 on March 22, 2011, 02:55:53 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 22, 2011, 02:54:46 PM
Why is it always Florida?

Well, there's this magnet............ ::)
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: FreeBorn on March 22, 2011, 03:17:39 PM: What self respecting guy could pass up a Cougar like that?

I'm always a sucker for those eyebrows painted on like the golden arches. :naughty:
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: DefiantSix on March 22, 2011, 03:24:43 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on March 22, 2011, 02:55:53 PM
Well, there's this ~~magnet~~ gigantic, whirling vortex of intelligence sucking stupidity, centered in the neighborhood of Alan Grayson's former district............ ::)

Fixed it fer ya, sir. :II:
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 22, 2011, 03:26:21 PM: Dupe, isn't it?

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56936.0.html

Unless there were more than one story about a 92 year old woman in Florida today. :-)
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: redwhit on March 22, 2011, 03:31:52 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 22, 2011, 03:26:21 PM

Unless there were more than one story about a 92 year old woman in Florida today. :-)

Well, it IS Florida after all. :tongue:
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: bijou on March 22, 2011, 03:42:35 PM: Quote from: redwhit on March 22, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Well, it IS Florida after all. :tongue:
Yes, you would bet against it if it were any other state. :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: catsmtrods on March 22, 2011, 05:25:02 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 22, 2011, 02:54:46 PM
Why is it always Florida?
Cause all the white trash from NY retire in Fla trailer parks! Then get senile.
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: Gina on March 22, 2011, 05:33:01 PM: You know, no teeth can be quite in demand. Just ask Mamacags....oh wait she is busyyyyyyy :whistling:
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: bijou on March 22, 2011, 05:52:54 PM: Quote from: Gina on March 22, 2011, 05:33:01 PM
You know, no teeth can be quite in demand. Just ask Mamacags....oh wait she is busyyyyyyy :whistling:

(http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/owl_dint.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss
Post by: redwhit on March 22, 2011, 09:37:30 PM: Quote from: bijou on March 22, 2011, 05:52:54 PM
(http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/owl_dint.preview.jpg)

:lol:

That is the best picture I've seen in a long time! I may have to steal that.