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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 20, 2011, 08:22:09 PM
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You know, we're only six weeks away from May.
The month of May, since the foundation of Skins's island, has always been a tumultuous one for the primitives.
I don't recall all the crises that happened during May on Skins's island, but three come to mind: May 2005 and the Scamdal, May 2006 and Fitzmas, and May 2010 and the Bostonian Drunkard getting banned.
I'm not sure what's going to happen in May 2011 on Skins's island, but I bet something will, and it will earn the designation as a Great Discombobulation for the primitives, causing them to run amok in panic and fear and confusion and terror and hate.
It'll be fun to watch.
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That IS about the time I'm predicting for NadaBrains (T/Y to Allo for the name, once again) getting dismissed from the know-it-all's post on Skin's Island of Misfit ****-ups. I don't imagine it'll produce the same discombobulation as the Andy Scamdal, et. al, but I do believe the departure party for Nada will be AFTER she's gone, and not BEFORE. :popcorn:
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That IS about the time I'm predicting for NadaBrains (T/Y to Allo for the name, once again) getting dismissed from the know-it-all's post on Skin's Island of Misfit ****-ups. I don't imagine it'll produce the same discombobulation as the Andy Scamdal, et. al, but I do believe the departure party for Nada will be AFTER she's gone, and not BEFORE. :popcorn:
The Pitcairn Islanders (the oldelmtree site) are begging Nadine to show up more there, so as to illuminate them.
Believe it or not.
The intuition tells me that the Great Discombobulation will be bigger than that, though.
May always seems a good month for revealing frauds, shams, fakes, and counterfeits among the primitives.
As we all know, there's plenty of those among the primitives, especially the 0bamaite primitives.
I'm starting to speculate that the Pitcairn Islanders, non-0bamaites, are going to land ashore Skins's island and take it back from the 0bamaite primitives. Some real warfare.
Or something like that.
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The Pitcairn Islanders (the oldelmtree site) are begging Nadine to show up more there, so as to illuminate them.
Believe it or not.
The intuition tells me that the Great Discombobulation will be bigger than that, though.
May always seems a good month for revealing frauds, shams, fakes, and counterfeits among the primitives.
As we all know, there's plenty of those among the primitives, especially the 0bamaite primitives.
I'm starting to speculate that the Pitcairn Islanders, non-0bamaites, are going to land ashore Skins's island and take it back from the 0bamaite primitives. Some real warfare.
Or something like that.
Who's the OET version of Douglas MacArthur? You know, the guy who'll come wading ashore proclaiming, "I have returned", with his pipe firmly clenched in his pearly teeth?
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Maybe they'll give her her own "featured" column. :rotf:
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How do you know when they've become discombobulated apart from their usual day-to-day operations?
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Who's the OET version of Douglas MacArthur? You know, the guy who'll come wading ashore proclaiming, "I have returned", with his pipe firmly clenched in his pearly teeth?
My money's on Short Al.
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If this Libya thing keeps up, I could see something big in May.
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Once Barry kills Gadaffi all hell will break loose.
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Once Barry kills Gadaffi all hell will break loose.
That could cause a real rift between the Obamettes and the Chavezistas. Yugo and Moomar are like brothers. Really ugly brothers.
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Maybe they'll give her her own "featured" column. :rotf:
They need some new voices over there. A few left the board and it's rather boring. I think Nadin would be a perfect fit to fire up the rank and file.
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My money's on Short Al.
He'd never make it ashore. He couldn't get past the breakers.
What was that song, "Short People Got No Reason"? It crosses my mind every time I see him mentioned.
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It seems almost unavoidable, Frank, given Libya and Obama's politically-mandatory veer toward the center to try to sucker in enough Independents to get re-elected in 2012...this will have to cause so much trauma and cognitive dissonance at the DUmp that massive drama explosions are inevitable.