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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: namvet on March 18, 2011, 08:01:10 PM

Title: Football and the Blonde
Post by: namvet on March 18, 2011, 08:01:10 PM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like.....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Football and the Blonde
Post by: thundley4 on March 18, 2011, 08:04:58 PM

 :lmao:  Stealing this. :)