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Title: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: bijou on March 18, 2011, 02:56:35 PM: Quote
An intoxicated naked Naples woman threw stones at people and her teeth into a canal Saturday night, Collier County sheriffâ€™s deputies reported.

Deputies responded to a call of a woman who was drunk, naked, throwing rocks at people and calling them names in the Bayshore area of Naples at about 8 p.m. Saturday.

When they arrived on Mango Drive, deputies found Tina Belinda Masta, 46, sitting on the dock near her home with a blanket wrapped around her.

Masta then turned toward the deputies, took off her blanket and exposed herself to them, according to reports.

She had taken some of her teeth out and threw them into the canal, she told deputies. Masta â€œkept picking at her teeth and asked to use some pliers,â€ deputies said. ...

:spork:

(http://media2.abcactionnews.com//photo/2011/03/09/Tina_Belinda_Masta_20110309013243_320_240.JPG)

Floriduh (http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/state/naked-woman-arrested-after-throwing-stones%2C-teeth)
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Wineslob on March 18, 2011, 04:16:56 PM: Crack whore?
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Adisa on March 20, 2011, 02:51:05 AM: Quote
She had taken some of her teeth out and threw them into the canal, she told deputies. Masta â€œkept picking at her teeth and asked to use some pliers,â€ deputies said. ...

Holy hell...
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: LC EFA on March 20, 2011, 02:53:04 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 18, 2011, 04:16:56 PM
Crack whore?

I'm thinking meth head.
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Texacon on March 20, 2011, 06:12:19 AM: Nope, not a crack whore. I knew I recognized this person. I've narrowed it down to 2 people;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-03_s3x4_al.jpg)

OR;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2010/03/01/Talentmaster_Bio-Anne-Burrell-2010-1_s3x4_lead.jpg)

Both gainfully employed by the Food Network. Damn, how far can you fall?

Heh.

KC
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Airwolf on March 20, 2011, 07:24:24 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 18, 2011, 04:16:56 PM
Crack whore?

Nope,Liberal.
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on March 21, 2011, 05:29:35 AM: Quote from: Texacon on March 20, 2011, 06:12:19 AM
Nope, not a crack whore. I knew I recognized this person. I've narrowed it down to 2 people;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-03_s3x4_al.jpg)

OR;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2010/03/01/Talentmaster_Bio-Anne-Burrell-2010-1_s3x4_lead.jpg)

Both gainfully employed by the Food Network. Damn, how far can you fall?

Heh.

KC

TEX, you are now my favorite hero. That was so insightful I am glad I was not drinking anything at the time, I would have destroyed my key board and scared my dogs .
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: longview on March 21, 2011, 05:10:13 PM: Quote from: LC EFA on March 20, 2011, 02:53:04 AM
I'm thinking meth head.

Gets my vote. But, the TV personalities are running a close second and third in no particular order.
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Texacon on March 21, 2011, 08:58:14 PM: Quote from: longview on March 21, 2011, 05:10:13 PM
Gets my vote. But, the TV personalities are running a close second and third in no particular order.

:rotf:

KC
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Texacon on March 21, 2011, 09:00:25 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on March 21, 2011, 05:29:35 AM
TEX, you are now my favorite hero. That was so insightful I am glad I was not drinking anything at the time, I would have destroyed my key board and scared my dogs .

Glad you enjoyed. It's always good to laugh.

KC
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: bijou on March 22, 2011, 03:30:54 AM: H5 to Tex for the visuals. :lmao:
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Revolution on March 22, 2011, 07:57:06 AM: :lmao: Light hearted morning news. Hi5.
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Wineslob on March 22, 2011, 12:16:32 PM: Quote from: Texacon on March 20, 2011, 06:12:19 AM
Nope, not a crack whore. I knew I recognized this person. I've narrowed it down to 2 people;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-03_s3x4_al.jpg)

OR;

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2010/03/01/Talentmaster_Bio-Anne-Burrell-2010-1_s3x4_lead.jpg)

Both gainfully employed by the Food Network. Damn, how far can you fall?

Heh.

KC

I don't watch Food Net anymore. They have clearly lost in the arena of ideas.