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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on March 17, 2011, 09:29:31 PM
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How old are you?
I am 37 :)
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87
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eleventy-three
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Two score and seven
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Very wise
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In dog years I'm dead.
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17
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There is only ONE answer....... "42".........
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25, and I think I'll stay here
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There is only ONE answer....... "42".........
:clap:
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For 800 years have I trained Jedi.....................Well, ok maybe not that old.
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For 800 years have I trained Jedi.....................Well, ok maybe not that old.
800 years in whose time line??
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It all depends.
322, if you're going by dog years.
46, if you use my date of birth.
14, if you use how I feel most of the time. :yahoo:
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51
Old enough to remember that the world was supposed to be frozen solid by now & that most of us were supposed to have starved to death by now. Old enough that my first 3 kids were all over the horrible issues with styrofoam killing the environment and the plastic rings from can holders killing animals and birds. Now my youngest is being taught that plastic bottles are killing the environment, and oil and windmills are killing the earth, all animals, and birds, and that this current slight rebound from the foretold Ice Age means that the entire world will soon cook to death and we'll all starve. ::)
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According to my boyfriend, he is older than dirt, and I am older than him. ::)
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51
Old enough to remember that the world was supposed to be frozen solid by now & that most of us were supposed to have starved to death by now. Old enough that my first 3 kids were all over the horrible issues with styrofoam killing the environment and the plastic rings from can holders killing animals and birds. Now my youngest is being taught that plastic bottles are killing the environment, and oil and windmills are killing the earth, all animals, and birds, and that this current slight rebound from the foretold Ice Age means that the entire world will soon cook to death and we'll all starve. ::)
Too dam old to dance the hoochi-choochie but still young enough to wish I could. Not easy climbing up on the bar with a lamp shade on my head anymore.
Too old to stay awake long enough in a bar to pick up a one night stand, for me it would be a one night lean.
Too old to be able to eat anything and stay at 100 pounds.
Young enough to to still have one parent alive, watch my kids and their kids grow up in whatever their world is like today.
Young enough to become interested in the hobby's of others from sky diving to rock collecting.
Still Young enough to be able when the time comes to see the Nympho is wearing no clothes.
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74.
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Physically or mentally?
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47 going on 12 most days . . . :-)
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For 800 years have I trained Jedi.....................Well, ok maybe not that old.
:rotf:
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sigh, ugh
:lmao:
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100100
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100100
BS for making me think this damned early in the damned morning... :therock:
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Chronologically....58
Mentally....35 sounds about right.
Physically..... :naughty: works.
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Old enough and young enough............. :naughty:
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Forty-by-God-Two years old.
I'll be 43 in May. :bawl:
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Between 68 and 70. :argh:
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Forty-something. I liked the 30's best.
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I'm 19. :-)
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I'm 19. :-)
Liar.
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I'm 19. :-)
in dog years, right? :-)
welcome back Hollywood, btw . . . damn glad to see ya!
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in dog years, right? :-)
welcome back Hollywood, btw . . . damn glad to see ya!
Mentally, I"m a 19 year-old pervert.
Biologically, I'm a 62 year-old Jewish man with a high-speed internet connection and a love of women (and anything else that can kill me). LOL
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Mentally, I"m a 19 year-old pervert.
True.
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I am 29, I have been donating birthdays to needed children for the last 30 years.
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Ok I'm 52.
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Ok I'm 52.
Ok. My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.
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I am 6 times 24 divided by 5 minus 1.
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I am the cube root of 343, squared.
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Ok. My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.
she hassa farts :lmao:
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she hassa farts :lmao:
Oh stop Gena. :whatever:
:-)
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Forty-something. I liked the 30's best.
40's here too and I loved turning 30, I felt sexier in my 30's then I did when I was a teen and in my 20's.
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Ok. My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.
43 is a nice place to be, me too!
Vintage 1967, Baby!!!
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WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE ?
Your age by Hershey math. This is cute, you will like it.
NO PEEKIN' Do Not Cheat By Scrolling Down First! (slow click to reveal just one line at a time).
Pencil & paper ready? O.K. let's go...
1.) First of all pick the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate (must be more than once but less than ten).
2.) Multiply this number by two (just to be bold).
3.) Add 5.
4.) Multiply this figure by 50 ( go ahead, get the calculator, I'll wait).
5.) If you have already had your Birthday this year, add 1761. If you have not, add 1760.
6.) Now subtract the four digit year of your birth.
You should now have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number, the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate.
The next two digits are your age (Oh yes, it is !!!) :tongue:
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WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE ?
Your age by Hershey math. This is cute, you will like it.
NO PEEKIN' Do Not Cheat By Scrolling Down First! (slow click to reveal just one line at a time).
Pencil & paper ready? O.K. let's go...
1.) First of all pick the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate (must be more than once but less than ten).
2.) Multiply this number by two (just to be bold).
3.) Add 5.
4.) Multiply this figure by 50 ( go ahead, get the calculator, I'll wait).
5.) If you have already had your Birthday this year, add 1761. If you have not, add 1760.
6.) Now subtract the four digit year of your birth.
You should now have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number, the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate.
The next two digits are your age (Oh yes, it is !!!) :tongue:
I have done this before and it does turn out correctly.
Spooooooky!! :o :o :o
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I was born 5 am Greenwich time and midnight Eastern standard time. Either way I am 45.......till May anyway............... :-)
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26, at least for 3 more weeks.
Mentally, I'm also 26. Physically, I feel about 60 some days and 18 others. My brain is fine, my body is schizo.
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43 but feel younger....
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Alas, eleventyone years is far to short a time to live among such admirable hobbits.
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I asked my grandson and he said, "Um... 200 and a lot."
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I am 6 times 24 divided by 5 minus 1.
I am the cube root of 343, squared.
Math is hard. :(
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Math is hard. :(
Wimp.......
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Wimp.......
You must have missed the joke...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0cvqT1tAE[/youtube]
Apparently, this raised a big stink.
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Math is hard. :(
Potato.
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Alas, eleventyone years is far to short a time to live among such admirable hobbits.
You're gonna be outta here and party in heaven while we apostates suffer God's wrath. Doesn't matter to you....
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69. (http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/260756/fullsize/69-smiley.gif)
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69. (http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/260756/fullsize/69-smiley.gif)
Texas Cop, I have a question:
I was recently driving along a street in my neighborood and I stopped past the stop line by 6 inches when a cop appeared with his lights going and started screaming at me, saying i could have slammed into him. I WOULD NOT HAVE! I was already stopped. He went totally ballistic on me. I had to say "I'm sorry SIR!" Seriously.... :???:
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1. If there is a stop line, you must stop with your bumper on or behind it. Even an inch behind it is running the stop sign/light.
2. If you didn't get a ticket, don't sweat it. You likely startled him and his response was an emotional one rather than a thought out one. Consider yourself lucky, when I act on emotion, I usually write a ticket.
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1. If there is a stop line, you must stop with your bumper on or behind it. Even an inch behind it is running the stop sign/light.
2. If you didn't get a ticket, don't sweat it. You likely startled him and his response was an emotional one rather than a thought out one. Consider yourself lucky, when I act on emotion, I usually write a ticket.
Did not get a ticket. He just yelled at me.
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Probably just a bad day. There are days where I yell at someone. I feel bad about it later because I'm sure somewhere on the internet they're griping about it. Just remember, he's human and has crappy days, too. O-)
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Old enough for there to be lots of snow on the roof but still plenty of fire in the furnace.
:naughty:
Okay, I'm 41....
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Oh stop Gena. :whatever:
:-)
It's too bad she doesn't hail from Virginia, we could have a lot of fun with that.
And as for me, I'm 59.
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I believe it says how old I am if you click my profile. So if you care, feel free to look. I'm not embarrassed. :argh: :-)
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It's too bad she doesn't hail from Virginia, we could have a lot of fun with that.
And as for me, I'm 59.
Dude, I already made that wise crack a week ago.........
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56572.msg649268.html#msg649268
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Dude, I already made that wise crack a week ago.........
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56572.msg649268.html#msg649268
You said crack!
:lmao:
I like you when you're not being Mr. Grumpypants, but I'm not exactly stalking all your posts either.
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You said crack!
:lmao:
I like you when you're not being Mr. Grumpypants, but I'm not exactly stalking all your posts either.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Hi5! :-)
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You said crack!
:lmao:
I like you when you're not being Mr. Grumpypants, but I'm not exactly stalking all your posts either.
:lol: :rotf: :rotf: