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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 15, 2011, 04:44:03 PM
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link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x651500)
If Democrats had one job . . .
If Republicans had two jobs...
In the hospital!
Paramedic: This man has been wounded!
Surgeon: We need to operate now!
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out surgeon) He needs a TAX CUT, STAT!
As a hostage negotiator!
Negotiator: We just want to talk to you, just...
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out negotiator) Don't worry, son. It's going to be OK, you are going to get a tax cut.
Hostage taker: What?
In FEMA!
Relief official: We've got thousands homeless and even more with no access to food or clean water.
Republican: Don't worry, the tax cuts will be here shortly.
Relief official: ...
As a chemist!
Republican: What happens if I add a tax cut to the dihydrogen monoxide solution? Would that change it's reactivity?
Assistant: So far, adding tax cuts haven't done anything to any of the solutions.
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out assistant)
As a talk show host!
Republican: Look under your chairs.
(Everyone does so)
Republican: That's right! You're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut! YOU'RE ALL GETTING TAX CUTS!!!
On Fox News!
Fox News Host: Tax cuts are good.
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Somehow cuts off the host's mic) Tax cuts are GREAT!
As a fisherman!
Fisherman: Who replaced all of our bait with... tax cuts?
Other fisherman: And who's that guy dumping all those tax cuts in the water?
Republican: Heh heh, I'm chumming with tax cuts!
On the bomb squad!
Republican: Can I give the bomb a tax cut?
::)
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If Democrats had a brain....
that might of had a glimmer of humor to it instead of being awful stupid.
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If Republicans had two jobs...
If DUmmies had two working brain cells...
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I do have two jobs, DUmmies--one is supporting myself, and the other is supporting you worthless asswipes with the confiscation of half my earnings via taxes.
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I do have two jobs, DUmmies--one is supporting myself, and the other is supporting you worthless asswipes with the confiscation of half my earnings via taxes.
:lol: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
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Perhaps if the DUmmies had one job, our economy wouldn't be in such a mess, having to support their worthless asses.
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I do have two jobs, DUmmies--one is supporting myself, and the other is supporting you worthless asswipes with the confiscation of half my earnings via taxes.
I was just thinking:
"Why does this DUmbshit want me to quit two or three of my jobs? Doesn't it LIKE the manner in which half of the sweat of my brow keeps it?" :argh: :hammer:
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DUmmie got one thing right. We're all bad asses and can punch out EVERYONE when we need to.
They are paying attention.
KC
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NHSparky hit the nail.
Nuff said.
If I knew how to give him/her one of those "plus" things, I would.
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NHSparky hit the nail.
Nuff said.
If I knew how to give him/her one of those "plus" things, I would.
Just click on the "Hi-Five" above their Avatar.
Geez, do we have to teach ya Noobs everythin'? hehehehehehehehe!!!
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Just click on the "Hi-Five" above their Avatar.
Geez, do we have to teach ya Noobs everythin'? hehehehehehehehe!!!
Go easy on the noob, Al. He knows not what he does (yet), but unlike DUmmies, he can and will learn. :-)
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Dreadful. That attempt at humor was at the level of Taverner or DainBramaged. I suppose all the responses over there consist of that annoying and stupid kicking & laughing icon. That thing gets on my nerves, as does Beth's avatar, for some reason.
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Just click on the "Hi-Five" above their Avatar.
Geez, do we have to teach ya Noobs everythin'? hehehehehehehehe!!!
I don't think his post count is high enough to use the karma feature. I think it's 50 posts?
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I don't think his post count is high enough to use the karma feature. I think it's 50 posts?
I believe you are right. 50 posts.
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"IF REPUBLICANS HAD ONE JOB...THEY WOULD NOT BE DEMOCRATS!!!111"
Nuff said...
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If Republicans had two jobs...
In the hospital!
Paramedic: This man has been wounded!
Surgeon: We need to operate now!
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out surgeon) He needs a TAX CUT, STAT!
As a hostage negotiator!
Negotiator: We just want to talk to you, just...
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out negotiator) Don't worry, son. It's going to be OK, you are going to get a tax cut.
Hostage taker: What?
In FEMA!
Relief official: We've got thousands homeless and even more with no access to food or clean water.
Republican: Don't worry, the tax cuts will be here shortly.
Relief official: ...
As a chemist!
Republican: What happens if I add a tax cut to the dihydrogen monoxide solution? Would that change it's reactivity?
Assistant: So far, adding tax cuts haven't done anything to any of the solutions.
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Punches out assistant)
As a talk show host!
Republican: Look under your chairs.
(Everyone does so)
Republican: That's right! You're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut, and you're getting a tax cut! YOU'RE ALL GETTING TAX CUTS!!!
On Fox News!
Fox News Host: Tax cuts are good.
Republican: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Somehow cuts off the host's mic) Tax cuts are GREAT!
As a fisherman!
Fisherman: Who replaced all of our bait with... tax cuts?
Other fisherman: And who's that guy dumping all those tax cuts in the water?
Republican: Heh heh, I'm chumming with tax cuts!
On the bomb squad!
Republican: Can I give the bomb a tax cut?
Oh WOW mannnn....
It's really Narley what too much weed can do to a human slug's brain...DUDE....
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Just click on the "Hi-Five" above their Avatar.
Geez, do we have to teach ya Noobs everythin'? hehehehehehehehe!!!
Our work is never done.
Now, it's time for a Corn Dog...with mustard, ketchup, and mayo...
/DUmmy in mommy's basement...
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Go easy on the noob, Al. He knows not what he does (yet), but unlike DUmmies, he can and will learn. :-)
How much is that gonna cost???`
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Go easy on the noob, Al. He knows not what he does (yet), but unlike DUmmies, he can and will learn. :-)
I thought I was bein' easy on 'im! hehehehehehehehehe!!!