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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on March 15, 2011, 01:48:26 PM
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/14/article-1300121690760-0B2B4A3A00000578-466982_466x310.jpg)
The knee and ankle-length zip-up hoof shoes were commissioned by betting company Betfair to celebrate 100 years of the festival, which starts tomorrow.
The horseshoes are being sold for £1,300 a pair, with all proceeds going to charity.
Each shoe is made using an imitation carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual horse hairs stitched into a knee-length (55cm) or ankle-length (25cm) design.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/858061-horse-shoes-for-humans-are-hot-to-trot-at-cheltenham-festival#ixzz1GhBKKDU6
I bet if you haggled on the price you could nail down a bargain.
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Ain't that just a kick in the ass.
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yeah, but whoof would be buying something like that anyway?
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Those are fugly. Probably be all the rage around Berkeley and San FranFreako.
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That particular color is a ringer, though, I have to say.
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yeah, but whoof would be buying something like that anyway?
Maybe they just want to look hot to trot!
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Maybe they just want to look hot to trot!
Can'ter they just take it like it is?
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yeah, but whoof would be buying something like that anyway?
Well there in lies a tail.
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Well there in lies a tail.
Maybe they were going to a bridle party?
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This just in: High-Heels for Furries all the rage at Brit Git Get-together. Film at eleven.
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Maybe they were going to a bridle party?
I suspect that was the mane reason.
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This is a bit story with very little substance.
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I wonder if they come in a Belgian Draught Horse Moo-chelle size?
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Let's rein in the puns. It's getting to the point where bijou's getting pommeled by all the merry-making.
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Let's rein in the puns. It's getting to the point where bijou's getting pommeled by all the merry-making.
You sayin you want me to harness my punnyness? Well, ain't that a load of manure. Horse-pucky I say!
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Neigh!!! I bet Sarah Jessica Parker would wear them. :-)
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Neigh!!! I bet Sarah Jessica Parker would wear them. :-)
Yeah, I didn't think of her, silly little filly that she is.
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You sayin you want me to harness my punnyness? Well, ain't that a load of manure. Horse-pucky I say!
Your comment is quite tacky, m'dear.
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Your comment is quite tacky, m'dear.
Can't help it. Sometimes I have to stirrup stuff up.
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Your comment is quite tacky, m'dear.
That's unkind. I think you are trying to stirrup trouble.
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Well, now that I'm getting beat up by both of you, mebbe it's time for me to saddle up and head outta town! :rotf:
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Well, now that I'm getting beat up by both of you, mebbe it's time for me to saddle up and head outta town! :rotf:
Whoa! Same pun at the same second! Giddy-up now, go on! :tongue:
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You can be awful colt (<shivers>) in your delivery sometimes, Tots.
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It's time to rein in the puns.....
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It's time to rein in the puns.....
bitchslapped for repeating a pun that's already been said.
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bitchslapped for repeating a pun that's already been said.
Hmmm, I must have missed the rodeo on that pun
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bitchslapped for repeating a pun that's already been said.
Your BS was felt in my withers :bird:
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Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.
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Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.
Careful, too much horse feed and it will founder.
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Uh.....dontcha mean fodder?
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No, I meant "founder". Don't get froggy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_hoof) with me damned city boy.
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No, I meant "founder". Don't get froggy with me damned city boy.
If it weren't for us damned city boys, you'd still be mucking out stables.
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Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.
Well pony up bub!
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If it weren't for us damned city boys, you'd still be mucking out stables.
It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.
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Well pony up bub!
Can't. Damned farrier and vet bills have bloated me out.
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It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.
You sound like you think this one's a cinch.
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There's a cure for the bloat and/or colic..... it's called a walker (http://www.southernhorsewalkers.com/) and then you can head back to the stall.
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It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.
You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.
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You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.
At a trot or a gallup??
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You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.
:bawl:
and here I thought you were a stud....
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There's a cure for the bloat and/or colic..... it's called a walker (http://www.southernhorsewalkers.com/) and then you can head back to the stall.
There's a better cure.
A .45 slug from a Colt Peacemaker. Lights out, baby! Now stop that whinny. It just doesn't look good when you do that.
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:bawl:
and here I thought you were a stud....
Nope, I've been rendered studless. Not quite a gelding, but close.
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At a trot or a gallup??
A nice gentle "**** you" canter.
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A nice gentle "**** you" canter.
All the way out the gait???
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All the way out the gait???
Yeah, until he's hobbled. Gotta do that, yunno. Otherwise they spook and you're left holding the feed bag.
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A nice gentle "**** you" canter.
BS for using an previously used pun.
We can always fix your studliness by using an emasculator (http://jupitervetproducts.com/j37jvpjupiterssemasculatorwithblade.aspx) or has Mrs E already done that ?? :popcorn:
I'll grab a twitch and that'll help during the procedure
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BS for using an previously used pun.
We can always fix your studliness by using an emasculator (http://jupitervetproducts.com/j37jvpjupiterssemasculatorwithblade.aspx) or has Mrs E already done that ?? :popcorn:
I'll grab a twitch and that'll help during the procedure
Not quite, you silly foal.
I used "Can'ter" the first time and "canter" the second time. Bitchslapped for failing to see the difference.
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This thread has turned in to a big ole pile of manure.
:pokingpoop:
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Not quite, you silly foal.
I used "Can'ter" the first time and "canter" the second time. Bitchslapped for failing to see the difference.
Semantics....... it's still the same. Besides, don't horse around with a cowboy or I'll get my quirt after you.....:wink:
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Semantics....... it's still the same. Besides, don't horse around with a cowboy or I'll get my quirt after you.....:wink:
Don't make promises you can't keep, pitchfork breath.
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This thread has turned in to a big ole pile of manure.
:pokingpoop:
yeah, Thor came in and lamed it up pretty good.
:-)
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This thread has turned in to a big ole pile of manure.
:pokingpoop:
It does need whipping into shape.
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Yeah, I can see that it's become quite the steeplechase for you. However, I really don't want to stifle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stifle) you.
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The puns are getting saddle worn, time to latigo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latigo) .
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Keep it up and this thread will end up in the glue factory. :-)
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Doh! Somebody put their hoof & mouth...
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Time to put it out to pasture. This one's done.
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You know, these puns wouldn't be so bad if we all had at least one blinder on. That way we could look around each other in circles.
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:beathorse:
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:beathorse:
Ain't no reason to beat a dead horse.
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:beathorse:
Oh, I think there's a lot of life left in this thread. We just have to be stubborn as a mule.
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Oh, I think there's a lot of life left in this thread. We just have to be stubborn as a mule.
Oh, don't be an ass........
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Oh, don't be an ass........
Can't help it - it just comes naturally. Sorta like fetlocks.