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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: FreeBorn on March 14, 2011, 07:43:38 PM
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MILESTONE, 900 bitch slaps, that has got to be a record!
woot, woot, Congratulations!
:party:
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Not a record
true_blood
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I knew you all loved me after all :blowkiss:
Now I'm on my way to 1000! How long until I get there? Who knows? I'm going to have to post some more...
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Not a record
If my math is right I have one BS for every 0.46 posts I've made while true_blood has one BS for every 4.82 posts made.
I will surpass 1115, first I need 1000.
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I knew you all loved me after all :blowkiss:
Now I'm on my way to 1000! How long until I get there? Who knows? I'm going to have to post some more...
All you have to do is to keep being you without going off the liberal deep end.
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All you have to do is to keep being you without going off the liberal deep end.
Thats my plan :wink:
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Thats my plan :wink:
Without blowing too much sunshine up your butt, can I have it? Please?
The best way to conserve energy is to stop breathing. It works every time rarely without fail.
I will use it wisely and credit you. And give ya a BS when I ain't BS'ing Eupher. :-)
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Not a record
Most likely a record. Not the record, as in all time greatest number but likely a record for amassing so many in a short period of time.
true_blood has been around longer and has more chalked up but compaqxp got there quicker and so deserves some lurid laurels for the, ahem, accomplishment.
(http://www.stagepresence.co.uk/Trophies%20and%20Medals/TM721low.jpg)
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Most likely a record. Not the record, as in all time greatest number but likely a record for amassing so many in a short period of time.
true_blood has been around longer and has more chalked up but compaqxp got there quicker and so deserves some lurid laurels for the, ahem, accomplishment.
Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.
I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!
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You keep posting about liking gun control and you'll break the record LOL.
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Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.
I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!
Many times, quests involve back tracking and losing the magic items one quested for.
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Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.
I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!
I've been keeping track. That unknown admin only took away 100.....
Then there's another asshole that has overcompensated you with bitchslaps........
In reality, you should have about 659 righteous BSes
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You keep posting about liking gun control and you'll break the record LOL.
I was thinking the same thing.
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Wow! Ive given H5's to folks but Ive never given anybody BS's.
But Ballygrl may be on to somethin.
:whistling:
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Ive never given anybody BS's.
You can't have read many of my posts...Either that or you ignored them. A lot were worth a BS.
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I have helped both you, and Eupher in your quests.
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You can't have read many of my posts...Either that or you ignored them. A lot were worth a BS.
I refuse to bitchslap Bugs Bunny! Lose him and I'll BS you myself to 1115.
Not really. :-)
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Many times, quests involve back tracking and losing the magic items one quested for.
Well, if that happens, the only thing I will have lost that has some value is time. But a whole lotta fun is being had in the process.
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Well, if that happens, the only thing I will have lost that has some value is time. But a whole lotta fun is being had in the process.
It's not the destination, but the journey.
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I've been keeping track. That unknown admin only took away 100.....
Then there's another asshole that has overcompensated you with bitchslaps........
In reality, you should have about 659 righteous BSes
Of course you've been keeping track. That's your job!
Where do you fit in this scheme, besides keeping track? Are you one of those overcompensating assholes? :rotf: :lmao:
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It's not the destination, but the journey.
bingo.
h5 (but I gotta wait a little while.)
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bingo.
h5 (but I gotta wait a little while.)
I had a BS handy, so there ya go.
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Why in the world would an admin take away Eupher's hard-fought BS's? I don't understand that at all. Isn't it his business? Is the admin afraid Eupher will wander off and quietly sob into his pillow? Or is there an automatic banning function that results from too many BS's?
I've only given 2 BS's. I don't believe in them. If I have something to say to someone, I'll say it. Congrats on your collection, though, Compaq.
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Why in the world would an admin take away Eupher's hard-fought BS's? I don't understand that at all. Isn't it his business? Is the admin afraid Eupher will wander off and quietly sob into his pillow? Or is there an automatic banning function that results from too many BS's?
I've only given 2 BS's. I don't believe in them. If I have something to say to someone, I'll say it. Congrats on your collection, though, Compaq.
To be fair, Karin, the Admin can (and has) added bitchslaps and, most notably, h5's to my overall count. It's gone back and forth adding here, subtracting there, so many times that the only person who can keep track is Thor. (I kinda wonder why...... :rotf: )
Matters not in the end. I certainly ain't gonna quietly sob into my pillow. I'll make those sobs loud and very wet. :lmao:
And no, there's no automatic ban with too many bitchslaps.
One can NEVER have too many bitchslaps.
:-)
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Fine! I couldn't argue with that. I BS'd you for it. :-)
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Of course you've been keeping track. That's your job!
Where do you fit in this scheme, besides keeping track? Are you one of those overcompensating assholes? :rotf: :lmao:
I think I'd prefer to keep you guessing.... :tongue:
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I think I'd prefer to keep you guessing.... :tongue:
I'm not much of a guesser. I'll just ride the wave......... :popcorn:
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Fine! I couldn't argue with that. I BS'd you for it. :-)
Thanks, Randy. You're a prince. That'll get you a H5 when my hour is up.
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Am I the only true Canadian Conservative here? :???:
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Am I the only true Canadian Conservative here? :???:
I think so. I'll still be voting for the conservatives next election though.
I don't know if I'm the only Liberal Canadian on this site or not...Seeing as there a so few Canadians on here.
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I think so. I'll still be voting for the conservatives next election though.
I don't know if I'm the only Liberal Canadian on this site or not...Seeing as there a so few Canadians on here.
I bet you hate our PM for this....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUfFdhIOoQM[/youtube]
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I bet you hate our PM for this....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUfFdhIOoQM[/youtube]
Nope I don't hate him or what he said. I'm sure that surprises you.
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Nope I don't hate him or what he said. I'm sure that surprises you.
Nope.... :wink:
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Nope.... :wink:
I'm not a fan of the Habs, Toronto is better. Is that BS worthy?
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I'm not a fan of the Habs, Toronto is better. Is that BS worthy?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al_icT9CsJE[/youtube]
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I'm not a fan of the Habs, Toronto is better. Is that BS worthy?
Stop fishing for bitchslaps. That's my job.
:-)
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Stop fishing for bitchslaps. That's my job.
:-)
You need to be fishing with the rhetorical dynamite, then . . .
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You need to be fishing with the rhetorical dynamite, then . . .
Rhetoric is for politicians. We're talkin' hockey here. :hammer:
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OK, Eupher I felt sorry for you since your HI5's now outnumber your BS's so I gave you one of the latter. :tongue:
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OK, Eupher I felt sorry for you since your HI5's now outnumber your BS's so I gave you one of the latter. :tongue:
How the frick did that happen?????
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How the frick did that happen?????
:???:Someone likes him too much? :-)
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How the frick did that happen?????
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Holy Personality, Batman!!
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:???:Someone likes him too much? :-)
Present company excepted, of course. ;)
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OK, Eupher I felt sorry for you since your HI5's now outnumber your BS's so I gave you one of the latter. :tongue:
I don't care what Gina says, you're a sweetheart. :yahoo:
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I don't care what Gina says, you're a sweetheart. :yahoo:
Gina? Gina hates me? :bawl: :-)
So, you wanna nother bitchslap or what? :tongue:
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Another BS in an attempt to pull you ahead of the other BS collector in this thread. :-)
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It seems I've been getting more Hi5's recently... this MUST stop! :whistling:
I'm so close, yet so far from my goal.
Perhaps I need to set up a contest. For example something like the person to give me BS number 1000 gets a free Beer (Canadian of course). Just a thought.
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We are going to hold you at 999 forever. :bwah:
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We are going to hold you at 999 forever. :bwah:
:lies:
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We are going to hold you at 999 forever. :bwah:
:lies:
Oh, no. It CAN be done........ :wink:
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Oh, no. It CAN be done........ :wink:
You wouldn't do something like that would you?
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You wouldn't do something like that would you?
Tempting ... Very tempting.
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Tempting ... Very tempting.
If you do I'll start an online petition! Everyone at DU will sign....
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H5
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If you do I'll start an online petition! Everyone at DU will sign....
Like we really GAF about DU and some online petition?? :mental: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
You wouldn't do something like that would you?
Ohhh, and for the right price, heck yeah, I would see to it that it gets done!! :-)
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Like we really GAF about DU and some online petition?? :mental: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
You will! Online petitions are capable of changing the world. You should know that by now with the shear number the create.
Ohhh, and for the right price, heck yeah, I would see to it that it gets done!! :-)
I'll get to 1000 BS's no matter what. I'll have to go on about gun control more often...
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BS just because I've never participated :)
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972...So close!
I think one of you might have messed with my Hi5 count since there is no way I got close to 200 in the last little while....
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972...So close!
I think one of you might have messed with my Hi5 count since there is no way I got close to 200 in the last little while....
And so what if someone did? Maybe, just maybe, as we're growing on you, so are you growing on us--and not in a fungal- parasitic-type of way.
(Another H5, BTW. :tongue: )
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And so what if someone did? Maybe, just maybe, as we're growing on you, so are you growing on us--and not in a fungal- parasitic-type of way.
I have my doubts... :wink:
(Another H5, BTW. :tongue: )
:angryvillagers:
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H5 commy, see you in an hour... :tongue:
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:angryvillagers:
And another! :tongue:
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I come to the realisation that in order to get 1000BS's I'm going to have to give some incentive to BS me. How to do this I'm not sure...
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I come to the realisation that in order to get 1000BS's I'm going to have to give some incentive to BS me. How to do this I'm not sure...
Just don't be a bitchslap whore (like me) and you'll do fine. You'll be up in 5 figures before you know it, largely because you're a lib.
:-)
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Just don't be a bitchslap whore (like me) and you'll do fine. You'll be up in 5 figures before you know it, largely because you're a lib.
:-)
Well, I gave both you and Bugs Bunny bitchslaps right now. Feeling mellow after half a bottle of red wine. :-)
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Well, I gave both you and Bugs Bunny bitchslaps right now. Feeling mellow after half a bottle of red wine. :-)
Ripple?
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Ripple?
Ahem, actually it's called The Boxer.
It's a 2009 Durif from Australia.
Want me to pour a glass for you? Of course, since you aren't here, I'd have to drink it myself. :whistling:
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Ahem, actually it's called The Boxer.
It's a 2009 Durif from Australia.
Want me to pour a glass for you? Of course, since you aren't here, I'd have to drink it myself. :whistling:
No thanks. The only wine I drink comes out of a box.
Oh wait........
:-)
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No thanks. The only wine I drink comes out of a box.
Oh wait........
:-)
:lol:
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Most likely a record. Not the record, as in all time greatest number but likely a record for amassing so many in a short period of time.
true_blood has been around longer and has more chalked up but compaqxp got there quicker and so deserves some lurid laurels for the, ahem, accomplishment.
(http://www.stagepresence.co.uk/Trophies%20and%20Medals/TM721low.jpg)
No he don't! True Blood usually makes sense! The guy's a Rookie!
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Hi5 Compaq. Just because you're you...