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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 13, 2011, 04:23:06 PM
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not suing the loon, btw:
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x635233)
That's they way they talk in Joisey?:
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 05:03 PM
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"That tess-sue-me should have swept all dem japs out to sea"
In a Shop-Rite in Sussex County about an hour ago as a man in camo with a second person under his clothes with his penguinesq wife also in camo, reading the front page of the NJ Star Ledger on the news rack by the registers(below):
http://www.nj.com/starledger/pdf/sunday.pdf
You could of heard a pin drop until self spits out "you volunteering to save the children exposed to radiation. I am sure you can catch a plane tonight".
Stares at me, I could see him struggling for a reply, turning BEET red.
I took off my jacket and put it over my arm, having on a nice sleeveless Champion shirt.
He and the penguin looked at each other then left their shopping cart and walked out without saying a word.
Chickenshit ignorant ****ing 'baggers.
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Our colleague Tucker's favorite primitive must have changed his medications again, or is mixing licit prescription drugs with some, uh, illegal drugs.
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Hey DUmbass, you're supposed to at least TRY to make your bouncies somewhat believable. No bongs.
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A total fabrication and lie. :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
No wonder the little twerp has that username. :loser:
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OMG! DainBramaged lives in Sussex County? :lmao: we're freaking neighbors! BTW Sussex County is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo RED! :lmao: I love it that he's tortured on a daily basis :lmao:. Also people in Sussex County don't talk like that at all. It has to be either the Shop Rite in Byram and I guarantee that they don't talk like that, although it could be the dumpy Shop Rite in Newton which was a nice town at 1 time until for some reason the dregs of NJ started moving there.
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Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 06:43 PM
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17. Wow, the mods really swept this clean.
I still think it was a good post, and I appreciate it.
Ah, yes, the good old "fake but accurate" meme.
So predictable.
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Also I have to add, Shop Rite is probably the most popular grocery store in NJ, the place is always a madhouse, but on Sunday's? it's worse than a madhouse, it's the type of place where people are in a rush to get out of in most cases, and the papers are usually by the courtesy desk, and no way does someone just stand there and read the paper, you can't do it because there's too many people, and the parking lot is even worse. I say :bouncy: and call :bs: also :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: that he lives in a really Red County! and I'd like to ask, why doesn't he just go live in Essex County if he hates Republicans so much? could it be that he likes living in a basically safe County run by Republicans?
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I took off my jacket and put it over my arm, having on a nice sleeveless Champion shirt.
Um...... what???
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He sounds like a name-dropping gym rat.
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He sounds like a name-dropping gym rat.
Since I'm part Italian can I call a spade a spade and say he's a guido wannabe?
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Since I'm part Italian can I call a spade a spade and say he's a guido wannabe?
Well Stinky's in the Mob. Its probably easier than working for a living.
Hmmm. The Mob must have lowered the entrance exam requirements.
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Well Stinky's in the Mob. Its probably easier than working for a living.
Hmmm. The Mob must have lowered the entrance exam requirements.
:lmao:
I think he's watched either too many Sopranos episodes or he's hooked on The Jersey Shore.
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:lmao:
I think he's watched either too many Sopranos episodes or he's hooked on The Jersey Shore.
A DUmmy guido!
Gym, drugs, tan, drugs, laundry, drugs!
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:lmao:
I think he's watched either too many Sopranos episodes or he's hooked on The Jersey Shore.
Yeah I figured he was a cross dressing Snooki wannabe
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Our colleague Tucker's favorite primitive must have changed his medications again, or is mixing licit prescription drugs with some, uh, illegal drugs.
Stinky's cat is also looking for his catnip yet again. Not to mention a clean litter box.
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Mimosa (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 05:17 PM
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5. Odd, I never met any rednecks with WWII grudges in N.J.
Edited on Sun Mar-13-11 05:20 PM by Mimosa
Nor here in GA.
Most people here in GA have a helluva lot of sympathy as well as the charitable 'there but for fortune go I' attitude.
Now i'm reminded to take one of those once in a blue moon ganders at one of those sites dedicated to making fun of D.U. . *LOL*
Hi there, Mimosa! :tongue:
Mimosa (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 05:32 PM
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12. Notice the comments are made mainly by young men?
This is internet posting diarrhea. It's just spewed ca-ca designed to grab disgusted attention. I hope D.U. people will be too smart to fall into the trap of believing there are a lot of Americans who agree.
:lmao:
"having on a nice Champion sleeveless shirt..." :???:
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Mimosa (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 05:17 PM
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Most people here in GA have a helluva lot of sympathy as well as the charitable 'there but for fortune go I' attitude.
I've never before in my life heard that democrat corruption of that reverent old saying. Democrats saying "fortune" because they hate to hear the name of God says all you need to know about the amoral, godless democrat philosophy.
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That's a very good point, GOBUCKS.
Reminds me, though off-topic: Was watching "My Fair Lady" over the weekend, a play that my high school put on (we had a lot of talent in my school). Thanks to the democrats, that could never, ever be done today. One of the songs' lyrics: "For God's sake, get me to the Church onnnn time."
(Plus all the booze consumed during the song. There was apparently no problem with this. Long ago and far far away.)
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Gang, DainBramaged is showing the extent of his brain damage. He's projecting his thoughts through the use of imaginary "fundies," and he's not being called on it in the least.
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WTF is he talking about?
Penguins?
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man in camo with a second person under his clothes
This was apparently his strange way of saying that the man was large and/or fat. The DUmmies didn't really like that much. The penguin remark referred to his wife, who in DB's imagination, invented the character as being short, dumpy, and waddly. It's not very good creative writing, is it? Oh, and he needs an "ue" when he tried to use "esque."
He is the biggest weirdo over there. One of em, anyway.
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:lmao: again that he lives in heavily Republican Sussex County!
Sussex County is a predominantly Republican area, as among registered voters, affiliations with the Republican Party outpace those of the Democratic Party by a ratio of three to one. All five members of the county board of Chosen Freeholders, all three county-wide constitutional officers, and all except a few of the 108 municipal offices among the county's 24 municipalities are held by Republicans. In the 2004 U.S. Presidential election, George W. Bush carried the county by a 29.6% margin over John Kerry, the largest margin for Bush in any county in New Jersey, with Kerry carrying the state by 6.7% over Bush.[7] In 2008, John McCain carried Sussex County by a 20.6% margin over Barack Obama, McCain's best showing in New Jersey, with Obama winning statewide by 15.5% over McCain.[8] In the 2009 Gubernatorial Election, Republican Chris Christie received 63% of the vote, defeating Democrat Jon Corzine, who received around 26%. Also, Sussex County is the home county of Scott Garrett, who is by far the most conservative congressman from New Jersey. He represents almost all of Sussex County along with Warren County, northern Passaic County, and northern Bergen County. The southeast corner of Sussex County is represented by Rodney Frelinghuysen.
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Well Stinky's in the Mob. Its probably easier than working for a living.
Hmmm. The Mob must have lowered the entrance exam requirements.
Haw! Heard on the radio today that Dayton Ohio doesn't have enough minority policemen and firefighters. Seems the minorities can't pass the tests. The Obama DoJ is going to sue them if they don't lower their standards. The Obama DoJ wants them lowered to 58 on one test and 63 on the other. They already have lowered the passing grades to below 70 and the Obama DoJ wants them lower.
I say you better buy more guns and garden hoses if you live in Dayton.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-13-11 05:03 PM
Original message
"That tess-sue-me should have swept all dem japs out to sea"
In a Shop-Rite in Sussex County about an hour ago as a man in camo with a second person under his clothes with his penguinesq wife also in camo, reading the front page of the NJ Star Ledger on the news rack by the registers(below)
You could of heard a pin drop until self spits out "you volunteering to save the children exposed to radiation. I am sure you can catch a plane tonight". Stares at me, I could see him struggling for a reply, turning BEET red. I took off my jacket and put it over my arm, having on a nice sleeveless Champion shirt. He and the penguin looked at each other then left their shopping cart and walked out without saying a word.
Chickenshit ignorant ****ing 'baggers.
Braindead is looking huge these days.
Zero bong for you.
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I took off my jacket and put it over my arm, having on a nice sleeveless Champion shirt.
Um...... what???
I was wonderin' about that too. That's when I would have dropped him like a ton 'o bricks, and tried to drive him into the ground like a tent stake! Is this guy kiddin'? He must be lyin' sack 'o shit! Do the DUmmies really believe this shit?
Yeah, okay bubba, everyone is goin' to wait until you're ready to put yer "dukes" up. This ***** is so full of shit! When do ya 'spose his last fight was, the third grade?
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Braindead is looking huge these days.
Zero bong for you.
Just give me one shot at that mullet-mother-forking meat head.
Just one shot...his goat-wife would be asking a doctor "how much Thorazine do I inject into his IV every hour?"
Just-One-Shot...
Stop on over here DrainDopeHead...PM me...we'll take it from there...
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I don't think he's ever mentioned a wife. I can't imagine any woman thinking that she couldn't go through life without DB by her side, or thinking "I must have this man." Yuck. He's a very strange sort of lunatic.
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What kind of idiot wears a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
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What kind of idiot where's a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
What kind of idiot where'swears a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
Do your arms get cold?
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What kind of idiot where's a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
Especially since it was freaking cold on Sunday!
Oh and my usual :lmao: that he lives in the most Republican County in NJ.
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What kind of idiot where'swears a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
Do your arms get cold?
Damn, I posted while I was stuffing some KFC down my throat, greasy hands and all. :lmao:
I don't normally make grammatical errors. All my teachers and professors, with all there expertise, made it known to me that their going to be watching every move I make with all they're will.
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Damn, I posted while I was stuffing some KFC down my throat, greasy hands and all. :lmao:
I don't normally make grammatical errors. All my teachers and professors, with all there expertise, made it known to me that their going to be watching every move I make with all they're their will.
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Um, that wasn't the only error in my response. Subtly seems to be lost on you. :-)
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Um, that wasn't the only error in my response. Subtly seems to be lost on you. :-)
I have a habit of skimming, and reading for intent, not grammar or spelling most of the time.
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Um, that wasn't the only error in my response. Subtly seems to be lost on you. :-)
Your funny when you post you're comments like that.
:lmao:
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Just give me one shot at that mullet-mother-forking meat head.
Just one shot...his goat-wife would be asking a doctor "how much Thorazine do I inject into his IV every hour?"
Just-One-Shot...
Stop on over here DrainDopeHead...PM me...we'll take it from there...
I'll be there to help ya pry yer foot outa his ass!
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I'll be there to help ya pry yer foot outa his ass!
Your going to be busy because I want to keep putting more then one foot buried in his ass.
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What kind of idiot wears a f'n sleeveless shirt these days?
It's kinda cute. A DUmmy gun show.