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Title: Hold me tight and rub my tummy to make the bad go away!!!!!!
Post by: mamacags on March 12, 2011, 06:16:25 PM
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:
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Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 06:34:09 PM
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

First the Furries and NOW the Smurfies......... what the hell can be next ??  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:stupidpeople:
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 12, 2011, 06:47:38 PM
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

As you wish . . .

(http://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/SbPicture/picture/kill-it-with-fire-1.jpg)

BTW--I always had a crush on Smurfette. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 07:56:03 PM

BTW--I always had a crush on Smurfette. :tongue: :fuelfire:

Oh good God..........  ::) :mental:
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Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 12, 2011, 08:18:21 PM
Your post better not bring the Smurfies over. 

Isn't here a 3D Smurf movie coming out?  Or at least a "remake" of the Smurfs?
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Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2011, 09:47:12 PM
It could be worse.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/woolporn1.jpg)
Wool Gathering (http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/07/wool-gathering/)
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Post by: BEG on March 12, 2011, 09:51:55 PM
Why do you know this?
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Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2011, 09:52:50 PM
I accidentally looked at Regretsy earlier today. :(
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Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 10:16:15 PM
I accidentally looked at Regretsy earlier today. :(

Uh huh.......  ::) SUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya did....
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Post by: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 11:08:50 PM
Mama, it's all your fault if we get overrun with Smurfies.

You put the word "smurfies" in the forum. Now the search engines will home in on that word like there's no tomorrow and you watch -- we'll be overrun.

Just remember -- it started with you.
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Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 11:21:47 PM
We COULD switch to alien (as in extra-terrestrial) women......

http://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-aliens-in-movies/?utm_source=scribol&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol
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Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2011, 11:40:44 PM
Your post better not bring the Smurfies over. 

Isn't here a 3D Smurf movie coming out?  Or at least a "remake" of the Smurfs?

It's on the front page of imdb.com... it looks like a live-action movie (I didn't look that closely).
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Post by: catsmtrods on March 13, 2011, 05:23:27 AM
The 3 boobed prostitute :therock:
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Post by: Gina on March 13, 2011, 06:59:33 AM
Ohhhhhhhh Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://thumbs.goshtube.com/redtube/8399.jpg) (http://www.houseofodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/papa_smurf_costume.jpg)
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Post by: Wineslob on March 14, 2011, 10:38:48 AM
There was only Smurfette and all those guys.......................no wonder they were blue.
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Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 14, 2011, 11:03:14 AM
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

If you ever so much as pee within 20 miles of me, or I smell you within 50 miles of me, I'm going to do things so primitive and nasty to you that even Jean Auel won't be able to write about it.  :-)
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Post by: NHSparky on March 14, 2011, 11:34:01 AM
If you ever so much as pee within 20 miles of me, or I smell you within 50 miles of me, I'm going to do things so primitive and nasty to you that even Jean Auel won't be able to write about it.  :-)

You forgot to mention she'd have to sleep with Julia Stiles.
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Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 14, 2011, 11:36:48 AM
You forgot to mention she'd have to sleep with Julia Stiles.

Like hell I did...

I'd not only set up Dexter's kill room for her, I'd let her do the deed, then volunteer to clean up the scene before CSI got there.

Then I'd wash her feet. With my tongue.  :-)
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Post by: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
I am literally drooling.  I am just sad I wasn't born a sociopath. :bawl:  After 20 or 30 years I might feel a slight twinge of regret if I killed even the most evil person on Earth.  OK well I wouldn't really but I would pretend like I felt it because I think the doctor already suspects something after the way he looked at me the other day and all I told him was about the rabid wild dogs that live by the mailbox and will eat me if I get the mail.  Like that doesn't happen to a lot of people!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 14, 2011, 02:41:49 PM
I am literally drooling.  I am just sad I wasn't born a sociopath. :bawl: 

"Sociopath" is a relative word, mama.....
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Post by: dutch508 on March 14, 2011, 02:52:52 PM
There was only Smurfette and all those guys.......................no wonder they were blue.

It's a wonder she could walk.
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Post by: NHSparky on March 14, 2011, 03:23:50 PM
So what color DOES a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 03:54:52 PM
So what color DOES a Smurf turn when you choke it?

Purple
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Post by: mamacags on March 14, 2011, 04:11:35 PM
Purple

Dang it, I was going to say that but my stupid phone won't let me log in here.  It says my account doesn't exist or something equally ghey.
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Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 06:22:22 PM
Dang it, I was going to say that but my stupid phone won't let me log in here.  It says my account doesn't exist or something equally ghey.

Maybe it's trying to tell you something.....

Either that or Gina is running amok again.
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 06:29:24 PM
Maybe it's trying to tell you something.....

Either that or Gina is running amok again.

gosh, I don't know if I have ever run amok, it sounds like fun :naughty:
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Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 06:36:02 PM
gosh, I don't know if I have ever run amok, it sounds like fun :naughty:

It's fun when you're evil. Hard to tell with you sometimes.

How do you describe evil? And what were you doing last Tuesday evening between 10 and 11 p.m.? Just remember that whatever you say can be used against you in a court of law.  :whistling:
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 06:43:35 PM
It's fun when you're evil. Hard to tell with you sometimes.

How do you describe evil? And what were you doing last Tuesday evening between 10 and 11 p.m.? Just remember that whatever you say can be used against you in a court of law.  :whistling:

Hmmm, I could probably never hurt a fly physically.
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Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 06:46:00 PM
Hmmm, I could probably never hurt a fly physically.

You're dodging the questions.
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
You're dodging the questions.

what was the question?  am I evil or am I just drawn this way?
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Post by: Thor on March 14, 2011, 07:23:04 PM
Hmmm, I could probably never hurt a fly physically.

                               :lol: :lol: :lol:

LIAR!!! You just said in another thread that you shoot poor defenseless Bambis!!!  :fuelfire:
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 07:35:05 PM
                               :lol: :lol: :lol:

LIAR!!! You just said in another thread that you shoot poor defenseless Bambis!!!  :fuelfire:

one shot, one kill, the deer wouldn't hurt  :tongue:
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Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 09:02:12 PM
what was the question?  am I evil or am I just drawn this way?

1.  How do you describe "evil?"
2.  What were you doing last Tuesday evening between 10 and 11 p.m.? Just remember that whatever you say can be used against you in a court of law.   :whistling: 
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Post by: Thor on March 14, 2011, 09:45:04 PM
one shot, one kill, the deer wouldn't hurt  :tongue:

Oh, I don't think you're THAT good!!

Just imagine, if you were Gina from Virginia.......

Va. Gina......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Post by: Gina on March 14, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
1.  How do you describe "evil?"
2.  What were you doing last Tuesday evening between 10 and 11 p.m.? Just remember that whatever you say can be used against you in a court of law.   :whistling: 

1. evil, not being sorry for hurting someone (I am always sorry when I hurt someone)
2. more than likely sleeping