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Title: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: chitownchica on March 11, 2011, 01:10:27 PM
This poster just might be on my top DUmmie list this year.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x612024

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ej510 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Mar-11-11 01:31 AM
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The earth is keeps sending loud messages to change course. It is just a matter of time before the
   
Peninsula here in California gets hit with a sunami. I think we are too late and the planet will do whatever she can to heal herself.

This poster gets pounded in all sorts of ways for being stupid.  However, some responses are pretty funny.

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo28/dlt323/mothernaturechiffon.jpg)
It's not nice to fool mother nature....
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: thelaughingman on March 11, 2011, 01:27:00 PM
Right.  But if you cite the Bible, you're a kook.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Rebel on March 11, 2011, 01:33:00 PM
This thread is AWESOME!  :lmao:


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Countdown_3_2_1 (442 posts) Fri Mar-11-11 07:37 AM

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72. The earth is just a rock. Its not saying anything. It doesn't care what we do.
   
The earth has no concern about what humans do. It is not intelligent. Its a planet, nothing more.
People are the only intelligent force capable of voicing their opinions on this planet.

Lets try not to get all squishy by assigning motives to a rock. thank you.


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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-11-11 07:57 AM

Response to Reply #72

73. Easy there...
   
It is not just 'a rock' and it really is a living, breathing organism on it's own.

see: Gaia Hypothesis


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FLPanhandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-11-11 08:04 AM

Response to Reply #73

75. Gaia Hypothesis is B.S.
   
It is just a rock despite all the little cartoons you may watch.


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Teaser (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-11-11 08:10 AM

Response to Reply #73

80. how does it reproduce?




Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: franksolich on March 11, 2011, 01:33:10 PM
After looking at some of the videos of the earthquake and tsunami, I'm wondering what the idiots who think mankind affects the earth--this global warming bullshit and somesuch--are thinking now.

Of course, such idiots live in big cities with big buildings, and so have no idea how strong and vast nature is.

If big crowded cities, dirt, and congestion is all one sees, well, that's the whole world to one.

Those of us who live out in the vast open unpeopled Sandhills of Nebraska, eyewitnessing casual thunderstorms that pack the punch of millions of Hiroshimas, know that man, individually or cumulatively, is nothing, nada, zilch, zero, when compared with nature.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 11, 2011, 01:38:49 PM
DUmmy ejnumbers just won't give up. A great moonbat thread!
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ej510  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-11-11 03:05 AM
Response to Reply #21
25. I believe drilling for oil thousands of miles below surface causes major damage and
is the reason for these tsunami's.


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ej510  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-11-11 03:25 AM
Response to Reply #39
45. I'm not saying one time deal. I am ssying the constant drilling is
causing these earthquakes. Scientists are still learning about fault lines. I wouldn't be shocked if scientists began to parrot me in the future.

 

Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 11, 2011, 01:46:38 PM
Hey, DUmmies, earthquakes (of different magnitudes) happen EVERY SINGLE DAY!  This earthquake is/was very tragic. 
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: miskie on March 11, 2011, 01:54:58 PM
How about this primitive - the Pacific Ring of Fire is a giant subduction zone - and unfortunately, this results in earthquakes and tsunamis - some of which result in untold devastation and tragedy.

As humans, we are incapable of digging deep enough to make earthquakes. We get our oil from places underground where it has seeped up.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Rebel on March 11, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Mar-11-11 02:27 PM

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121. I wish.
   
The only way the rest of the animals have any chance in the future is if something knocks humanity down to 1 billion. posthaste

You first, bitch.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Carl on March 11, 2011, 02:04:47 PM
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ej510  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-11-11 03:05 AM
Response to Reply #21
25. I believe drilling for oil thousands of miles below surface causes major damage and
is the reason for these tsunami's.


 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: MP_Sarge on March 11, 2011, 02:09:56 PM
Thousands, huh.

Wow.

Just... wow.


 :rotf:
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2011, 02:16:00 PM
Nadine chimes in on this ridiculous thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x616285
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: miskie on March 11, 2011, 02:17:43 PM
:rotf: :rotf:

No kidding -- Primitives, the crust is give or take 65 miles deep. 4 thousand miles will put you at give or take the center of the earth.  
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: MP_Sarge on March 11, 2011, 02:22:44 PM
While the primitives are clearly incapable of basic measurement, the ability to trigger earthquakes through drilling is known.
We have measured smaller earthquakes that have occurred as a direct result of drilling activities.  Whether or not larger events can be triggered is currently unknown, but it's a very active area of research.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2010/03/08/DI2010030802570.html

It's completely erroneous to say that earthquakes occur with more frequency or violence than any other period in the earth's history, however.

Edited to add link to study:
http://www.springerlink.com/content/g357p13323162757/
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Karin on March 11, 2011, 02:27:23 PM
Their beloved hero, Nancy Pelosi, believe that oil is $4.00/gallon, due to oilmen occupying the Whitehouse 2001-2008, and that natural gas is not a fossil fuel. 
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: MP_Sarge on March 11, 2011, 02:33:50 PM
What sort of fundamental failure to grasp science would lead someone to believe natural gas is anything other than a fossil fuel?
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 11, 2011, 02:46:35 PM
Democrats believe in manmade global warming, so this thread isn't really far-fetched for them.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: DefiantSix on March 11, 2011, 03:04:27 PM
What sort of fundamental failure to grasp science would lead someone to believe natural gas is anything other than a fossil fuel?

Quote from: Ronald Reagan
Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: NHSparky on March 11, 2011, 03:06:27 PM
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Peninsula here in California gets hit with a sunami. I think we are too late and the planet will do whatever she can to heal herself.

Notice something unusual, DUmmies?  Liberal havens like COMMIEFORNIA getting the flush so that the planet can "heal herself"?
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 11, 2011, 03:12:22 PM
Drill baby drill. Get that oil out from between the plates. Remove that grease, no more plate slippage, no more earth quakes....see how simple it is to stop earth quakes.[DU/mode]
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: ScubaGuy on March 11, 2011, 03:15:55 PM
What sort of fundamental failure to grasp science would lead someone to believe natural gas is anything other than a fossil fuel?

Could it be Gaia farting? :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Skul on March 11, 2011, 04:40:24 PM
Nadine chimes in on this ridiculous thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x616285

Link was broke.  I removed the "s" from the end of "com."  Hope you don't mind.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Sorry, that was my fault.  Fixed now.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: MrsSmith on March 11, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
After looking at some of the videos of the earthquake and tsunami, I'm wondering what the idiots who think mankind affects the earth--this global warming bullshit and somesuch--are thinking now.

Of course, such idiots live in big cities with big buildings, and so have no idea how strong and vast nature is.

If big crowded cities, dirt, and congestion is all one sees, well, that's the whole world to one.

Those of us who live out in the vast open unpeopled Sandhills of Nebraska, eyewitnessing casual thunderstorms that pack the punch of millions of Hiroshimas, know that man, individually or cumulatively, is nothing, nada, zilch, zero, when compared with nature.
People in cities are so far removed from reality, they really don't get it at all.  I wonder how many of them have never seen the fury of a good thunderstorm, never seen even a small tornado, never walked outside when the wind was flinging sand around hard enough to take your skin off or flinging snow so hard you can't see your house after 10 steps.  They certainly can't really comprehend the miles and miles of empty land we know (and love.)  Either that, or the pollution makes them all  :mental: :loser:.

Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: chitownchica on March 11, 2011, 05:04:00 PM
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ej510  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-11-11 03:25 AM
Response to Reply #39
45. I'm not saying one time deal. I am ssying the constant drilling is
causing these earthquakes. Scientists are still learning about fault lines. I wouldn't be shocked if scientists began to parrot me in the future.

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Confusious (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Mar-11-11 05:22 AM
Response to Reply #45
60. As something funny to teach their pet bird maybe nt

 :rotf:

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Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Jason on March 11, 2011, 05:28:57 PM
What a comedic thread at the DUmp. 


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ej510   (1000+ posts)           Fri Mar-11-11 02:40 AM
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5. I knew someone would receive this message wrong. What is happening sucks,
   
but this will continue to happen. Every one on this planet will feel climate change at some point. I have been preparing for this because the California coast will eventually be hit.

Hopefully all moonbats will be there when this happens.

Know it all Nadin...

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nadinbrzezinski   (1000+ posts)             Fri Mar-11-11 02:42 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. Did you miss the quake a year ago?
   
by the way, global weather change... supper storm... those are truly related.

I know what theory you are talking about, but so far we have not gotten a good correlation, even if it is possible.


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ej510   (1000+ posts)           Fri Mar-11-11 02:42 AM
Response to Reply #5
8. A couple weeks ago the Sacramento was hit by miny tornadoes.


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EstimatedProphet   (1000+ posts)             Fri Mar-11-11 02:10 PM
Response to Reply #8
113. You have to watch out for those miny tornadoes - they're selfish!

And on and on...
   

   
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 11, 2011, 05:39:11 PM
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nadinbrzezinski   (1000+ posts)             Fri Mar-11-11 02:42 AM
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7. Did you miss the quake a year ago?
   
by the way, global weather change... supper storm... those are truly related.
If there's a supper storm, the whole DUmp will show up.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Jason on March 11, 2011, 06:14:09 PM
If there's a supper storm, the whole DUmp will show up.

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Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 11, 2011, 06:29:07 PM
Could it be Gaia farting? :cheersmate:

Nawh....it's just the paper mill again.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 11, 2011, 07:38:31 PM
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Mar-11-11 02:27 PM

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121. I wish.
   
The only way the rest of the animals have any chance in the future is if something knocks humanity down to 1 billion. posthaste
You first, bitch.
Isn't it interesting that these same people are against the space program and think any colonization of space is human pollution.
Title: Re: The earth keeps sending loud messages (Potential DOTY contender)
Post by: MP_Sarge on March 11, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Wouldn't space colonization be saying we don't believe in G-d's plan?