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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on March 10, 2011, 12:04:38 AM

Title: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Revolution on March 10, 2011, 12:04:38 AM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-09-11 10:39 PM
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Any DUers that live in or near Madison, may I sleep on your floor a couple nights?
 Edited on Wed Mar-09-11 10:45 PM by Omaha Steve

It is time for me to be in Madison for a few days!

OS

Edited for proper English in the title as in may I, not can I? The proper response would be yes you can.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x599613

There's been some energy given for his crusade, but alas. no confirmation of any DUmors from the Mad City.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: JakeStyle on March 10, 2011, 12:07:53 AM
Looks like a lot of DUmmies support Steve in theory, but none of them actually want the hairy bastard sleeping on their floor.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: LC EFA on March 10, 2011, 12:09:12 AM
He knows he ain't getting squat from the dummies in this and is just setting himself up with a excuse for not getting off his cheeto eating peter puffing ass, and going on over to protest.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 10, 2011, 12:21:03 AM
My parent's live just south of Madison and leave their doors unlocked all the time.  They probably wouldn't even notice you there.  And if they do, just go sleep in their RV parked in the driveway.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2011, 12:43:02 AM
I'd feel kind of bad for the city if it were anyplace other than Madison. Madison, Winsconsin (sic) has for years been the Berkeley of the upper midwest, a grotesque collection of freaks, hippies, moonbats, and druggies. This avalanche of creeps makes hardly a blip on the town's collective lack of sanity.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Revolution on March 10, 2011, 01:00:30 AM
My parent's live just south of Madison and leave their doors unlocked all the time.  They probably wouldn't even notice you there.  And if they do, just go sleep in their RV parked in the driveway.

Ohhhh, I'm telling your parents! :p
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: diesel driver on March 10, 2011, 05:15:51 AM
My parent's live just south of Madison and leave their doors unlocked all the time.  They probably wouldn't even notice you there.

Yeah, they will.  They can't miss the lingering stench and the greasy black stain on the carpet.

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And if they do, just go sleep in their RV parked in the driveway.

Your parents have an RV?

You are not only an Evil_Conservative, you are an Evil_Rich_Conservative!   :lmao:

Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 10, 2011, 09:55:35 AM
Ohhhh, I'm telling your parents! :p

It's okay.  My mom said she is against Scott Walker and is pro-union.  lol  She would probably make a new friend.

Yeah, they will.  They can't miss the lingering stench and the greasy black stain on the carpet.

Your parents have an RV?

You are not only an Evil_Conservative, you are an Evil_Rich_Conservative!   :lmao:



They have a small one.  One bedroom with a "loft" above the driver's/passenger seats.  It's not like one of those awesome four bedroom RV buses.  :rotf:
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Karin on March 10, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-10-11 04:27 AM
Response to Reply #19
25. My oldest daughter is in Denver
 
I could stay there if the need should arise.

I'd always pictured O-Steve as a young dude.  Then again, I thought Dainbramaged was a young dude too.  Why won't any of these people ever grow up?  Grown children of their own, and they're acting like ignoramous stoooodents. 

Still no takers for Steve over there.  Just a bunch of K & R's.  They're useless even to each other.  Can't eat K & R's. 
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: franksolich on March 10, 2011, 11:15:46 AM
Well, there's a reason my fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve wants to sleep on a floor.

He's kind of a mountain of a man, and any bed would probably need some extra supports underneath.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Revolution on March 10, 2011, 11:22:48 AM
Awwww. Not even a Sleep Number?

Sucks to be him...
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Ballygrl on March 10, 2011, 12:08:44 PM
Still no offer to give this guy a floor to sleep on, even from this person:

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Shiver  (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-10-11 04:46 AM
Response to Original message
27. I live in Madison, but I'm afraid I can't help you.
   
The floor is already claimed by people flying and driving in from northern Wisconsin, Illinois, and California. I'll keep an eye out, though. :wave:
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 10, 2011, 12:11:04 PM
California. 

:rotf:

Maybe I should book a flight out to Madison this weekend and stir the pot?

No wait, I have better things to do.  Like spend time with my family.  :)
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: franksolich on March 10, 2011, 12:12:03 PM
Still no offer to give this guy a floor to sleep on, even from this person:


Well, better that my fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve stay right here in Nebraska anyway.

I want to see what happens when the crybabies find out--they apparently haven't yet--that Nebraska's doing exactly the same thing Wisconsin's doing.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2011, 12:36:18 PM
Still no offer to give this guy a floor to sleep on, even from this person:
DUmmy grasswire has been strangely quiet. She's squatted for a couple of years in a free room over a friend's garage up there in Wisconsin, and they've been unable to get rid of her. She's worse than the drunk in greenbriar's basement. Surely she could find room to bunk DUmmy Omaha Steve while he's making an even bigger fool of himself up there. I think DUmmy grasswire is trying to keep a low profile while other freeloading DUmmies look for room and board. She's got hers and doesn't want to share.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Boudicca on March 10, 2011, 12:41:09 PM
Still no offer to give this guy a floor to sleep on, even from this person:


Who really believes this guy is giving up floor space in Mommy's basement for his fellow libs? :rotf:
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 10, 2011, 02:22:04 PM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-09-11 10:39 PM
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Any DUers that live in or near Madison, may I sleep on your floor a couple nights?


Well, I don't live there, but if I did, I'd be happy to let you sleep in the road in front of my house.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Boudicca on March 10, 2011, 03:25:56 PM


Well, I don't live there, but if I did, I'd be happy to let you sleep in the road in front of my house.
Before or after you put your vehicle in the garage?
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: thundley4 on March 10, 2011, 04:10:08 PM
Well, better that my fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve stay right here in Nebraska anyway.

I want to see what happens when the crybabies find out--they apparently haven't yet--that Nebraska's doing exactly the same thing Wisconsin's doing.

Omaha Steve has posted several threads on that a couple of weeks ago and was mostly ignored by the DUmmies.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 10, 2011, 05:37:59 PM
Before or after you put your vehicle in the garage?

With my neighbors, it wouldn't matter.

 :-)
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Skul on March 10, 2011, 07:43:33 PM
The little lads post is just there to build "street cred".
Lil' primative has no intention of going anywhere.
Typical of so many of the twerps.
Omaha Steve---derp!
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: true_blood on March 10, 2011, 07:51:07 PM
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Shiver  (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-10-11 04:46 AM
Response to Original message
27. I live in Madison, but I'm afraid I can't help you.
The floor is already claimed by people flying and driving in from northern Wisconsin, Illinois, and California. I'll keep an eye out, though. :wave:
Sounds like a grand 'ole communist party. Bring your own  :stoner:.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2011, 07:59:26 PM
Sounds like a grand 'ole communist party. Bring your own.
He really should PM DUmmy grasswire. Might even get some hot CalPig-style lovin' in the bargain. She's been alone in that bonus room for two years, you know. Of course, DUmmy Omaha Steve is a democrat man, so there's a good chance he plays for the other team.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: true_blood on March 10, 2011, 08:02:17 PM
He really should PM DUmmy grasswire. Might even get some hot CalPig-style lovin' in the bargain. She's been alone in that bonus room for two years, you know. Of course, DUmmy Omaha Steve is a democrat man, so there's a good chance he plays for the other team.
The part in red almost make me puke in my mouth.  :-)
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: Big Dog on March 10, 2011, 08:08:35 PM
DUmmy grasswire has been strangely quiet. She's squatted for a couple of years in a free room over a friend's garage up there in Wisconsin, and they've been unable to get rid of her. She's worse than the drunk in greenbriar's basement. Surely she could find room to bunk DUmmy Omaha Steve while he's making an even bigger fool of himself up there. I think DUmmy grasswire is trying to keep a low profile while other freeloading DUmmies look for room and board. She's got hers and doesn't want to share.

I smell a DUmbass love connection in the air! It smells like patchouli, marijuana smoke, stale Cheetos, and unwashed feet.
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 11, 2011, 02:31:05 AM
Well, better that my fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve stay right here in Nebraska anyway.

I want to see what happens when the crybabies find out--they apparently haven't yet--that Nebraska's doing exactly the same thing Wisconsin's doing.

We did it here last week without so much as a whimper from those stalwart union thugs! Could be because we are "Right to Work" and ya don't have to join a union if ya don't want to, but it could also be, we'd kick their ass!
Title: Re: May I Sleep On Your Floor?
Post by: diesel driver on March 11, 2011, 05:05:47 AM
California. 

:rotf:

Maybe I should book a flight out to Madison this weekend and stir the pot?

No wait, I have better things to do.  Like spend time with my family.  :)

Same here.  I have to get MY camper stocked and ready for the Bristol NASCAR race next weekend.   :cheersmate:

Go for the party, stay for the race.   :naughty: