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Title: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Revolution on March 09, 2011, 11:47:34 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-10-11 12:14 AM
Original message
Revolution: my poem for the fighters in Wisconsin, and everywhere... 
 I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution

how can it be?

The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?

I read the news and it sounds so dire
but the sea was calm
the sky is tranquil the sunset beautiful

how can there be
war

the cool spring breeze
curls past my arm
but yet you say

we are in
for

war

I’m not afraid
of this
revolution

It’s time



© 2011 MLC
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x600613

Well isn't that nice...

 :killemall: CalPig's Poetry
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: LC EFA on March 10, 2011, 12:02:16 AM
She is to poetry what the english are to cuisine, or the french are to cleanliness.

Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2011, 12:25:35 AM
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The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?


Watchdog barking,
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord!
Kill my landlord!

Blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:01:38 AM
Man, the rhythm of that one demands a reading by William Shatner.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2011, 08:06:59 AM
My poetry glands have been permanently damaged.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Karin on March 10, 2011, 08:12:16 AM
 :lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2011, 08:16:22 AM
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I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution
I made it that far until I started laughing. 

C-I-L-L my landlord.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:25:18 AM
:lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

DAMN YOU KARIN!!!!

Damn you!

Seriously!

 :maddernhell:
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 10, 2011, 08:29:08 AM
Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

I'm still scarred for life by her claim that she'd protest naked. :ashamed:
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: thundley4 on March 10, 2011, 08:39:57 AM
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Outside my window I see a flag thats wavin
Hands joined together, everybodys celebrating, yeah


La la la la la la, outside my window
La la la la la la, everybodys lookin outside my window


(You) still need stars when youre wishin at night
A best friend to set you right, a good laugh, a warm bath
And a beautiful song you can sing along to
Good news thatll make you cry
All the little things that money cant buy
No wars, no more, just a big rainbow outside my window
La la la la la la (outside my window)
(La la la la la la, outside my window)
(Everybody look outside my window, la la la la la la)
(Outside outside)
  Sarah Buxton- Outside my window. (http://www.elyricsworld.com/outside_my_window_lyrics_sarah_buxton.html)
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Wineslob on March 10, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
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As for me us for the sake of being how in case of a certain, it is rotary that you inquire about my window and

that the bird call outside news says?

As for the world is there brewing of outside war of my window which is

quit? I read news, sound therefore but it is tremendous,

how there where it is the sunset which calm is

beautiful in case of a certain, whether it is, however but the cirque which passes the breeze my arm of the

war cool spring you calls the sky which has sea calm us it is for the sake of,

as for war me this rotary that you do not fear is time




Much better in Engrish.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: DefiantSix on March 10, 2011, 11:18:24 AM
Man, the rhythm of that one demands a reading by William Shatner.

Since I can't give you another Hi-5 yet, here:
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/DefiantSix/TotsHi-5.jpg)

This will have to do for now.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2011, 12:12:22 PM
In honor of the coming Spring season:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=216&topic_id=6098
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 12:46:14 PM
Since I can't give you another Hi-5 yet, here:
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/DefiantSix/TotsHi-5.jpg)

This will have to do for now.

Aw, thanks dude!
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 10, 2011, 01:56:32 PM
A flashing bird

Talks of revolution

bang
bang
bang
bang

Me sooooo horny.

 :lmao: 
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: FreeBorn on March 10, 2011, 02:59:26 PM
After reading that the only image that comes to mind is Molly Shannon's SNL character "Mary Catherine Gallagher".

(http://beccab.50megs.com/Mary_Katherine/MSsnlM00.gif)
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: miskie on March 10, 2011, 04:38:12 PM
awesome -- finally something to add to the big book of poetry !
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: franksolich on March 10, 2011, 04:41:06 PM
awesome -- finally something to add to the big book of poetry !

I always feel badly that the Watchtower, the largest-circulation magazine in the world, didn't seem too interested in the CalPig's poetry.  The Watchtower's big now, but they'd be even bigger if they'd nibbled.

Probably I flubbed when I insisted that the CalPig grace their front cover, too.

I should've been a little more modest in my demands, but of course I was looking out for her.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: VivisMom on March 10, 2011, 04:53:04 PM
SNL 'Prose and Cons' (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4168/saturday-night-live-prose-and-cons)

Just for you, GoBucks.  :-)
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: miskie on March 10, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
Added to the Big Book of Poetry..  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

Something new ! A poem written from the perspective of another 'famous' primitive..

Quote from: Revulsion

Revulsion: my poem for the homeless in Wisconsin, and everywhere... 

 I see the bird's crap on my car window
and fox news says we're in for
some revulsion

how can it be?

The crap glued
my windows shut
and the goo is oozing?

I read the news on my ipod
on borrowed library signal
the smog is brown the burning tires beautiful

how can there be
war

thats not against the
homeless plight
that d.u. ignores

why do you
say i

stink

I’m not afraid
of my
revulsion

click 'post new thread'



© 2011 M.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: franksolich on March 10, 2011, 05:24:40 PM
For those who don't know, miskie's most-excellent Big Book of Poetry is in the DUmping Ground here.

The DUmping Ground's like the reference section of a library, while the DUmpster itself is the general circulation section.

I'd check out miskie's book, if one hasn't read it yet.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Bondai on March 10, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
IT'S A MAN BABY!!!! :thatsright:
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 10, 2011, 05:43:23 PM
More CalPig poetry...

The horror, the horror...
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Ballygrl on March 10, 2011, 05:44:13 PM
:lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

Only 9 people responded then of course CalPeg had to respond to them to keep bumping the thread.
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: true_blood on March 10, 2011, 08:17:02 PM
That was a great poem Peg.
Got any more anti-American poetry, you commie?
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: DixieBelle on March 10, 2011, 08:40:44 PM
Oh my. Dear Peggy. :-)
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Big Dog on March 10, 2011, 08:50:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x600613

Well isn't that nice...

 :killemall: CalPig's Poetry

You say you want a revolution,
Well, you know
we all want to change the world.

But the DUggers are dreaming of Chairman Mao
And they can't get out of the basement anyhow.


Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: FreeBorn on March 10, 2011, 09:36:21 PM
You say you want a revolution,
Well, you know
we all want to change the world.

But the DUggers are dreaming of Chairman Mao
And they can't get out of the basement anyhow.



:lmao:+1 from an old Jarhead Huey crewchief/door gunner
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Big Dog on March 10, 2011, 09:47:02 PM
:lmao:+1 from an old Jarhead Huey crewchief/door gunner

Thanks, from an old Army flight medic!

(http://home.earthlink.net/~tlazzarini/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/huey.gif)
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 11, 2011, 12:31:26 PM
Added to the Big Book of Poetry..  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

Something new ! A poem written from the perspective of another 'famous' primitive..


Oh no you dint! Bobo will have you crucified for that one, Misk! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: delilahmused on March 11, 2011, 01:33:23 PM
Let me see if I can help you out a little bit Peg:

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-10-11 12:14 AM
Original message
Revolution: my poem for the fighters in Wisconsin, and everywhere...
 I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution

how can it be?

Because you people think there's a new revolution every freaking week!

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The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?

Peg, darlin' you're in California, the only war you guys ever experience are against evil corporations, farmers who actually expect their lives to be worth more than a stupid sucker fish, and normal families that have both a mother and a father(of the opposite sex through nature not surgery)...married...living together in the same house.

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I read the news and it sounds so dire
but the sea was calm
the sky is tranquil the sunset beautiful

The news is dire but don't worry it will all be better in 2012. Oh, the water's only calm if you aren't near the exploding Pacific Ocean, you tool!

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how can there be
war

Because your president is the biggest ***** to ever sit in the White House and the world is exploding because a lack of leadership in the ONE DAMN COUNTRY the world looks to for leadership. In spite of their bitching, the world likes it better when we act like the adult. Oh sure they stomp their feet and call us names, but so does your average 2 year old when they're told "no".

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the cool spring breeze
curls past my arm
but yet you say

we are in
for

war

See above.

Quote
I’m not afraid
of this
revolution

It’s time



© 2011 MLC

I should say so...I'm waiting for a revolution, too! I keep hearing on all the commercials how this or that product has a new formula that will revolutionize cleaning but every time I try a new product it hardly ever works the way the new "revolutionary" formula says it will! I blame the corporations! Especially the nonunion ones! Death to corporate whores! Revolution! Let's all write bad poetry and bitch on the Internets!!!

Cindie
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 01:41:57 PM
Cindie, I wish I could give you more than one H5!
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 11, 2011, 06:45:03 PM
I had to go to town

My pickup

It was dirty. dirty, dirty

They changed the oil

It was black, black, black

drip, drip, drip went the oil


HEY NOW! Wadda U mean it ain't poetry...it's in Calpiggy form ain't it. 
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: Revolution on March 11, 2011, 06:54:51 PM
:clap:

Brought a tear to my eye. Just...so moving...
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: FreeBorn on March 11, 2011, 07:23:06 PM
Cindie, I wish I could give you more than one H5!
I pitched in the other one  :II:
Title: Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
I pitched in the other one  :II:

H5 to you for having my back!