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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 09, 2011, 02:35:41 PM

Title: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 09, 2011, 02:35:41 PM: LIBERAL: I want to do what I want to do.

HISTORY: That's not a good idea.

LIBERAL: You're just being intolerant.

HISTORY: No, I'm merely history.

LIBERAL: And who are you?

HISTORY: I am the record of humanity.

LIBERAL: I see there is a lot of Judeo-Christian tradition in you.

HISTORY: Yes. I suppose that can be said.

LIBERAL: Well, I don't like Christianity!

HISTORY: That doesn't seem very tolerant of you.

LIBERAL: Nonsense. I have no prejudices!

HISTORY: Then why do you ignore my warnings?

LIBERAL: I'm endorse--er--um--MULTI-CULTURALISM!

HISTORY: Never heard of it.

LIBERAL: All things are equal. All religions. All creeds. All ethos. Yes, that's it! That's the ticket.

HISTORY: Seriously? You endorse all philosophies for the express purpose of rejecting one?

LIBERAL: Yes! And what's more any creed you oppose I must champion!

HISTORY: What on Earth for?

LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!

HISTORY: Yeah. I got that part but there is some bad stuff out there.

LIBERAL: Oh yeah? Like what?

HISTORY: Well, Islam seems pretty dour, violent, xenophobic and misogynist.

LIBERAL: It's as good as anything you've got!

HISTORY: Says who?

LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!

HISTORY: Are you going to do that all day?

LIBERAL: Yes! And to prove Islam is as good as all others we will endorse those who wish to impose its tenents of sharia!

HISTORY: Didn't this whole conversation start with you rejecting Judeo-Christian intrusions into your having a good time? Sharia won't even share a cold beer with you.

LIBERAL: MULTI-CULTURALISM!

HISTORY: I'm done.
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: cavegal on March 09, 2011, 02:54:16 PM: LIBERAL=useful tools.
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: Rebel on March 09, 2011, 03:05:01 PM: Quote from: cavegal on March 09, 2011, 02:54:16 PM
LIBERAL=useful tools.

How are they useful?
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: Karin on March 09, 2011, 03:15:23 PM: Speedbump? Ballast? Filldirt? Dunnage?
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: IassaFTots on March 09, 2011, 03:19:48 PM: Quote from: Karin on March 09, 2011, 03:15:23 PM
Speedbump? Ballast? Filldirt? Dunnage?

Food Tasters? Human Shields? Dinner?
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: cavegal on March 09, 2011, 03:34:27 PM: Quote from: Rebel on March 09, 2011, 03:05:01 PM
How are they useful?
at room temp..... no for this White House to destroy this country. Then the White House is a useful tool for Sharia Law clan.
Title: Re: How Progressives Came to Endorse Sharia
Post by: cavegal on March 09, 2011, 03:36:04 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 09, 2011, 03:19:48 PM
Food Tasters? Human Shields? Dinner?
Quote
Human Shields?
:lmao: YES!!! +1 :-)