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Title: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: bijou on April 10, 2008, 01:30:30 PM: Quote
CHARLES TOWN, W.Va. â€” The daughter and son-in-law of a Charles Town woman who died made a gruesome discovery while going through her bedroom closet â€” the decomposing body of another woman wrapped in plastic, blankets and a sleeping bag.

The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department is trying to identify the corpse found April 3, a day after Beatrice Magaha suffered a stroke outside her home and hit her head. Magaha, who was in her early 60s, was discovered by her daughter and died on the way to the hospital, Sgt. R.S. Sell said Wednesday.

The next day, the daughter and her husband called police after being overwhelmed by the smell coming from the closet.

Sell said he found the body of an elderly woman wrapped in layers on the closet floor. It appeared to have been there for a while.

While an autopsy turned up no evidence of foul play, Sell said the death is being treated as suspicious.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,349293,00.html

Suspicious huh? Who doesn't have a decomposing body in a closet somewhere? :-)
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: Splashdown on April 10, 2008, 01:50:58 PM: I heard of skeletons in a closet, but this is ridiculous! :rimshot:

My favorite line?

"The death is being treated as suspicious...." Hmm. A dead body wrapped in plastic and blankets in a closet.... Suspicious? :whatever:
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: asdf2231 on April 10, 2008, 03:30:01 PM: I'm telling you man, Bingo Fueds are LEATHAL!
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: Flame on April 10, 2008, 03:31:30 PM: <snort> first I'm surrounded by nutcases in FL, and I move and I'm STILL surrounded by them (that's only about 15 miles from me! ROFLMAO)
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: Chris_ on April 10, 2008, 04:52:02 PM: Quote from: Flame on April 10, 2008, 03:31:30 PM
<snort> first I'm surrounded by nutcases in FL, and I move and I'm STILL surrounded by them (that's only about 15 miles from me! ROFLMAO)
Yep, there's a patter here. :bolt:
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: Dixie*Darling on April 10, 2008, 08:23:05 PM: Quote from: Flame on April 10, 2008, 03:31:30 PM
<snort> first I'm surrounded by nutcases in FL, and I move and I'm STILL surrounded by them (that's only about 15 miles from me! ROFLMAO)

I'll spare you the West Virginia jokes we North Carolinians say, but the irony truly hit home when my niece ( mother of 4 babies at 22 :whatever: ) eventually married one. Thankfully, all 4 children (2 being raised by WVa-ian grandparents being paid gubmint monies to do so) are his. The daddy has finally figured out that he has to work to support the other 2. Both my niece and he are "fixed" (more of your tax dollars hard at work) so there will not be any more babies.
Title: Re: West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
Post by: Lord Undies on April 10, 2008, 09:40:36 PM: Quote from: Flame on April 10, 2008, 03:31:30 PM
<snort> first I'm surrounded by nutcases in FL, and I move and I'm STILL surrounded by them (that's only about 15 miles from me! ROFLMAO)

I was gonna say I'll bet the woman in the closet is from Florida.