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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on April 10, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
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As of last month, the town of Clinton, LA has a pull up your pants rule. Wearing saggy pants can now get you a fine. However, one Clinton man says the indecent exposure ordinance should not apply to him because he has a medical condition.
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"I've had some women tell me I have nice looking legs, for a man (laughs)," Herrod says. "I mean, I know I'm the only guy in East Feliciana Parish that wears a skirt. That's a known fact." Jay is a man, but yes, he is wearing a skirt. It's how he dresses all summer, whether he's taking care of yards or going to the grocery store.
"I don't really get fired up about it. And I don't see any reason for anyone else to. If you don't like it, don't look," Kimbro says. Most of Herrod's customers don't mind, but under Clinton's indecent exposure ordinance, Herrod is breaking the law. The ordinance says it's unlawful to intentionally expose his or her genitalia or undergarments.
From time to time, Herrod's skirt does fly up, but Herrod says he dresses this way for a reason, and he should be the exception to that ordinance. "One doctor told me the only thing for me to do was wear a skirt." Herrod says he suffers from heat rash. He even carries a doctor's note, stating so, and that he has to wear a skirt to allow air to the affected area. "Allows that area to breathe and wearing skirt on mower allows sweat to evaporate."
...(http://kltv.images.worldnow.com/images/8141523_BG1.jpg)
http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8141523
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Just make it out of plaid material and say they're trampling on your white, Scottish heritage. Seems to work for other groups. :uhsure:
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"heat rash" riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :whatever:
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"heat rash" riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :whatever:
Do you suspect him of skirting round the truth.
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"heat rash" riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :whatever:
Do you suspect hem of skirting round the truth.
fixt. (altered) :-)
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How about a longer skirt you farking fruit fly! Heat rash, indeed! You're a damn nut trying to show off your nutz! :bird: geezzzz ...
Forget the longer skirt ... you're breaking the law! Go to jail and be some hairy apes bitch! That'll cure your heat rash, funny man! :rotf:
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Britney going 'commando' has started something.
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Just make it out of plaid material and say they're trampling on your white, Scottish heritage. Seems to work for other groups. :uhsure:
Careful, you are skirting around "my" heritage :-)
doc
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Careful, you are skirting around "my" heritage :-)
doc
Well "Burns" isn't exactly a Zimbabwean name. :-)