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Title: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Karin on March 03, 2011, 02:00:52 PM
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DearAbby  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 09:57 PM
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Stay Home for America!
 
"We're calling for a nation-wide sick-out, on March 30th! A work-stoppage might FINALLY get the point across that WE are the people who run this country, NOT the people with the money and the privilege! Let's see how they like it when things come to a screeching halt. No marching in the street. No fire-bombs. No rubber bullets. Just don't show up for work. Don't show up for school. Don't go shopping. Stay at home."

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/event.php?eid=13741...
 

Lots of people will be happy to apply for your job after you're fired, DUmmies.  Those with a job, that is. 

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LiberalLoner  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-02-11 09:58 PM
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1. I love it! OMG I hope this really works, I hope people do this and it works, please please...n/t

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DearAbby  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 10:02 PM
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3. Spread the word.....get people involved
 THIS CAN WORK - WA ARE THE ONES WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
:lmao:

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elias49 (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 10:06 PM
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5. Why not? Why not a week?
 How refreshing it would be!
 
  Why not a year?  This is going to be awesome!!!!!

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Jmaxfie1  (336 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 10:50 PM
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14. A Nationwide General Strike, I Love it...
 I'm in college and don't have a job but I'll gladly cut class.
  Worthless f***ing stoner.  You're only hurting yourself.  Does the prof give a shit whether or not you show up? 

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xmas74  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-02-11 11:28 PM
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23. Would love to help
 but I'm on thin ice already and they are itching for an excuse.

My boss is paranoid and afraid that we'll unionize. She's decided I'm one of the top candidates to do it so my every move is scrutinized.
:lmao:

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Mr Generic Other (331 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 11:48 PM
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25. i'm in favor of any activities that might help keep the corporate
 attacks on our quality of life at bay.
a sick-out and spend no money day is good but it is not a general strike. and rather than staying at home everyone needs to be in the streets. this is what will get the attention of those in power.
people need gather in front of their local government buildings and in front of business headquarters in their neighborhoods and make their voices heard.
we must demand that the dis-credited economic policies of the past forty years be reversed and that the rich pay their share. we need to insist that our outrageous spending on defense be curtailed. and we need to throw the bums out who resist our demands.
  That's a winning strategy.  Rant and rave in front of the local dry cleaners and neighborhood pub?  What a loon. :mental:

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DearAbby  (1000+ posts)      Thu Mar-03-11 01:16 PM
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42. Got word from Skinner
 
The thread wont be pinned on GD. So I would appreciate all the help in keeping this kicked.
Aww. 
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 03, 2011, 02:02:41 PM
Does that mean they will be boycotting their unemployment checks for a week?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: franksolich on March 03, 2011, 02:03:28 PM
Isn't this like about the 1,087,984th time the primitives have proposed a work-stoppage the past ten years?

I might have missed a few, so it might be more than 1,087,984.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: franksolich on March 03, 2011, 02:03:56 PM
Does that mean they will be boycotting their unemployment checks for a week?

Good question, sir.

I think the primitives need to answer it.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 03, 2011, 02:06:06 PM
This is a great idea! Not One Damn Thing Day! This will bring them to their knees! It's in the script. But...uh..what about weed? It's still okay to buy weed, right?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: whiffleball on March 03, 2011, 02:06:51 PM
If it's not the 1,087,984th time, it's the 1,087,985th time.  And still this one will be a complete flop.  What a hoot about the college kid cutting class!  Yeah, that'll show 'em.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DefiantSix on March 03, 2011, 02:07:10 PM
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LiberalLoser  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-02-11 09:58 PM
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1. I love it! OMG I hope this really works, I hope people do this and it works, please please...n/t

Notice that this puke says NOTHING about joining in the festivities himself, just a hearty "You go, girl" to the handful of misfits who will ultimately step out of their rut on the 30th.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2011, 02:08:43 PM
A work-stoppage?  I suppose these simple-minded buffoons think it's as simple as pushing a big red button on the wall.  After which, all his blue-collar brothers and sisters hoist him/her/it on their shoulders and carry them about the factory floor like some sort of hero.  At least that's how it always worked in those 80's feel-good movies.  And then they all go down to the bar for a beer.
 
Most likey, it will just result in more work for everybody else and one more unemployed DUmmy scratching it's head wondering what went wrong.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 03, 2011, 02:09:30 PM
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.  At some point you'll get tired of eating FAIL for lunch every day and try something else.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 03, 2011, 02:09:56 PM
Please, do not show up for work, because I could really use a job.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2011, 02:16:53 PM
It would never work among NYS employees.  That day is a payday.

And, to the OP--that day would be called . . . "a weekday?"  Show me DUmb****s that work instead of being leeches.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2011, 02:24:08 PM
It would never work among NYS employees.  That day is a payday.

And, to the OP--that day would be called . . . "a weekday?"  Show me DUmb****s that work instead of being leeches.

Heh, no kiddin'! Do they know how many people get paid on the 15th and the 30th????

What a bunch of no minds!

It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic!
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Ballygrl on March 03, 2011, 02:38:39 PM
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THIS CAN WORK - WA ARE THE ONES WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Is that their new slogan? it sounds like a frigging campaign on masturbation.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 03, 2011, 02:42:26 PM
Is that their new slogan? it sounds like a frigging campaign on masturbation.

That would certainly get a Hell of a lot more support all across the political spectrum than some dumbshit call for a general strike.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: delilahmused on March 03, 2011, 02:56:39 PM
Guess I'll be going on a shopping spree March 30th! Bonus: the mall will be DUmmie free!


Cindie
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Karin on March 03, 2011, 03:00:45 PM
Ballygrl, that was one of king zero's campaign slogans.  Most people thought it unbelievably obnoxious. 

I too will be both working and shopping.  Out to dinner, too maybe.   

Hello, guests. 
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: LC EFA on March 03, 2011, 03:09:21 PM
Good question, sir.

I think the primitives need to answer it.

Imagine the Outrageâ„¢ when they rang up the Department of GimmeMyFreebie to find it unattended for a week.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Boudicca on March 03, 2011, 03:40:58 PM
Isn't this like about the 1,087,984th time the primitives have proposed a work-stoppage the past ten years?

I might have missed a few, so it might be more than 1,087,984.

Don't you actually have to be productive at your job before anyone notices you're missing?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2011, 03:48:18 PM
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xmas74  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-02-11 11:28 PM
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23. Would love to help
 but I'm on thin ice already and they are itching for an excuse.

My boss is paranoid and afraid that we'll unionize. She's decided I'm one of the top candidates to do it so my every move is scrutinized.

This DUmmie is a slacker , always bothering their coworkers and keeping them from working is my guess.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on March 03, 2011, 03:49:20 PM
I know the economy doesn't really reflect this anymore, but it's been sooo long since I used this:

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1113/economyxi1.png)
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2011, 03:59:09 PM
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xmas74  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-02-11 11:28 PM
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23. Would love to help
 but I'm on thin ice already and they are itching for an excuse.

My boss is paranoid and afraid that we'll unionize. She's decided I'm one of the top candidates to do it so my every move is scrutinized.

If I were her boss, I'd call a company meeting. Ask by a show of hands, who wanted to be in the MoonBat Union, and fire everyone who raised their hand on the spot, explaining the business cannot afford to unionize and if they were that unhappy with their working conditions, perhaps they should find a union shop to work in.

Anyone still wanting to come back tomorrow with a better attitude would be welcome, no strings attached.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: ScubaGuy on March 03, 2011, 04:17:24 PM


My favorite responses:

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Newest Reality Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Mar-02-11 10:29 PM
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9. I am all for it, even though I am unemployed right now!
   
This might help us all.

The bottom-line is one of the few economic weapons we have against corporate rule. What we buy and who we work for effect this, as well. However, we are not yet, (emphasize yet) in concert on how to utilize our power. So, yeah, a general strike of any kind, even a token, stay home day, is really WORTH the shot. It will send a message that is hard to ignore. Kind of like a warning shot.

The problem I have here with helping to promote this is that you have to be a Facebook member to see the page. So, please do get more info publicly available early on in order that we might spread the word widely and effectively.

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Jmaxfie1 Donating Member (336 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Mar-02-11 10:50 PM
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14. A Nationwide General Strike, I Love it...
   
I'm in college and don't have a job but I'll gladly cut class. I have a feeling I can convince a few other people to do so also.


They're too DUmb to realize that no going to work WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB isn't going to be noticed by anybody.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2011, 04:37:54 PM
I for one am not going to work that day, I'll support that part of the DUmmies plan.  Unless I get called in for overtime, that day is one of my days off.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2011, 04:50:09 PM
Everyone go on strike...I mean everyone....think about it. The power goes off, the heat/air goes out, the water runs out, the toilet backs up, you can't cook, the stores are all closed, you can't travel because of no gas....a few days of that and the DUmmies would be begging for everyone to go back to work.

Hell, I can stand it, can they?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: BoltAction on March 03, 2011, 05:36:50 PM
The funniest thing is if the people who call in sick and don't come to work are Union employees they won't be fired. :banghead:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 03, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
I for one welcome our listless and unmotivated overlords.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: true_blood on March 03, 2011, 08:14:34 PM
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DearAbby  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 09:57 PM
Original message
Stay Home for America!
 "We're calling for a nation-wide sick-out, on March 30th! A work-stoppage might FINALLY get the point across that WE are the people who run this country, NOT the people with the money and the privilege! Let's see how they like it when things come to a screeching halt. No marching in the street. No fire-bombs. No rubber bullets. Just don't show up for work. Don't show up for school. Don't go shopping. Stay at home."
Sounds like a normal day for the primitives. Except they don't need to "call out". They just stay home and collect that welfare.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Boudicca on March 03, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
I for one welcome our listless and unmotivated overlords.

In your case, as an active duty member of the Armed Forces, you are sorely underestimating the qualifications of your overlords.
Gates is a cipher.  And the Commander in Chief is no doubt blowing as much smoke down his piehole as he is blowing it up the American people's asses.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: NHSparky on March 03, 2011, 08:35:26 PM
So if all the already unemployed, Cheeto-munching, pron-fapping, basement-dwelling, mental deficients were to actually do, well, what they normally do, this affects me how?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DefiantSix on March 03, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
So if all the already unemployed, Cheeto-munching, pron-fapping, basement-dwelling, mental deficients were to actually do, well, what they normally do, this affects me how?

Add to that the exceedingly rare few who have managed to find a place that hasn't fired them yet for gross incompetence - dementedjeep, or whatever Pam Dawson is calling herself these days comes to mind - who will actually stay home from work, and thus improve productivity exponentially that day, and I really fail to see a down side.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2011, 10:56:56 PM
In your case, as an active duty member of the Armed Forces, you are sorely underestimating the qualifications of your overlords.
Gates is a cipher.  And the Commander in Chief is no doubt blowing as much smoke down his piehole as he is blowing it up the American people's asses.

Unfortunately I think you're right. I doubt Zero knows his ass from a hole in the ground, when it comes to anything military!
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Airwolf on March 04, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
The few,The lame ,The worthless. Not near as exciting as "Be all you can be".
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Karin on March 04, 2011, 07:32:35 AM
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Raine  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-04-11 03:51 AM
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57. I don't work but I'll stay home and not spend any money. nt
:lmao:

I'll spend your share and then some.  I'll do some community organizing myself, and rally some friends to go out shopping, then on to drinks & dinner.  We'll have a ball!  You DUmmies can sit at home, without anything to eat or drink.  You need to turn off the lights and heat, and no TV or internet, either.  Those contribute evil profits to the power company and ISP. 
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: claret1995 on March 04, 2011, 08:43:19 AM
A work-stoppage?  I suppose these simple-minded buffoons think it's as simple as pushing a big red button on the wall.  After which, all his blue-collar brothers and sisters hoist him/her/it on their shoulders and carry them about the factory floor like some sort of hero.  At least that's how it always worked in those 80's feel-good movies.  And then they all go down to the bar for a beer.
 
Most likey, it will just result in more work for everybody else and one more unemployed DUmmy scratching it's head wondering what went wrong.

yep yep yep
LATE 90'S THERE WAS A SMALL PROGRAM ,one could install to close all those pop up windows. It was free and was called PTFB ( push the f**kin button) . The dump need this program NOW. In the meantime I will loan them this
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 04, 2011, 09:09:00 AM
Awesome idea.  Traffic on March 30 will be a breeze without all the ****ing DUmmies congesting the highways.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Boudicca on March 04, 2011, 09:43:59 AM
Awesome idea.  Traffic on March 30 will be a breeze without all the ****ing DUmmies congesting the highways.

Not for those of us in Cochise county, AZ, as many of the folks here are hardworking conservatives.  OTOH, I'll take more crowded roads over living amongst a bunch of idiots.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Randy on March 04, 2011, 10:39:30 AM
So the DUmmies on Welfare, SSI and Unemployment are going to return the money they get for that day to show their solidarity??  :fuelfire:  :whistling:

Yeah I know, fat chance, cold day, yadda yadda.  :-)
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Karin on March 30, 2011, 03:07:00 PM
K & R'ing my own thread   :-)

Those worthless losers can't do anything right. 

For example, the stock market should have plummeted, right?  It's up 92.   
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 30, 2011, 03:11:45 PM
Oh shit.  Was I not supposed to go to work today?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 30, 2011, 03:29:38 PM
Oh shit.  Was I not supposed to go to work today?

D'OH!  Me too. :thatsright:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 30, 2011, 03:31:33 PM
K & R'ing my own thread   :-)

Those worthless losers can't do anything right. 

For example, the stock market should have plummeted, right?  It's up 92.   

Any DUmmy threads on this today, Karin?  I didn't notice anything when I wandered over earlier.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: thundley4 on March 30, 2011, 03:34:25 PM
Any DUmmy threads on this today, Karin?  I didn't notice anything when I wandered over earlier.

The OP was made 4 weeks ago. There have been lots of shiny objects to distract the DUmmies since then.

ETA

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JeffersonChick   (337 posts)             Fri Mar-04-11 03:57 AM
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58. Awesome! k&r
   
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 30, 2011, 03:36:21 PM
DUAC!  DUAC!!  DUAC!!!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: BattleHymn on March 30, 2011, 05:05:56 PM
DUmmies,  Welcome to Making Sense 101: 

One has to start working, to stop working. 

Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Boudicca on March 30, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
Ah geez, I forgot to inform my husband and kids that they were supposed to skip work today. :thatsright: :rotf:

Bet this topic was a one off at the dump and was never picked up.  At least the no buying gas days got internet viz.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: true_blood on March 30, 2011, 08:09:46 PM
Guess what DUmmies?!
I went to work today. You DUmmies should try it sometime. :wink:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: Boudicca on March 30, 2011, 10:30:18 PM
Guess what DUmmies?!
I went to work today. You DUmmies should try it sometime. :wink:

Nah, they'd rather steal redistribute what YOU earn, you capitalist pig, you. :-)
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 31, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
Guess what DUmmies?!
I went to work today. You DUmmies should try it sometime. :wink:
Didn't ProudDad make a post on a different thread over at the DUmp that the idea of a national strike almost makes him want to go out and get a job so he can participate in the strike?
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: true_blood on March 31, 2011, 08:11:55 PM
Nah, they'd rather steal redistribute what YOU earn, you capitalist pig, you. :-)
That would be me!! :-) :cheersmate:
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: true_blood on March 31, 2011, 08:13:11 PM
Didn't ProudDad make a post on a different thread over at the DUmp that the idea of a national strike almost makes him want to go out and get a job so he can participate in the strike?
Yes, he did.
Notice the word, "almost". But he'd have to put down the  :stoner: and actually get up in the AM. Not going to happen.
Title: Re: ZOMGZ!!!! The Best Idea Evah!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2011, 04:30:58 AM
I was just ruminating--said primitive says it's a "ProudDad."  How much you wanna bet the child is "DisgustedKid?"