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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 01, 2011, 07:47:17 PM
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No, stupid, if people had seen JFK after the tape, it wouldn't proved he wasn't dead. Analogy FAIL:
11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 03:57 PM
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For a minute I thought I might have to resuscitate the poor, dumb, bastard.
Yesterday I was sitting in the staff lounge listening to a wingnut co-worker rail about the "greed" of the Madison protesters. From there he went on to foment against the protester's "incivility" based on his witnessing a few cherry-picked signs on Fox. Up until that point I had merely been an observer, but then felt to compelled to step in and say, "I sat right here in this same room with you earlier in the year when teabaggers spat at and cursed Democratic members of Congress, and you didn't have one damned word to say about "incivility". Why the new-found concern?" He denied that such a thing ever happened, and fell back on the teabaggers mantra that "if it wasn't on tape, it didn't happen". I then politely inquired, "So, if it weren't for the Zapruder film, would JFK still be alive?"
I swear, he opened and closed his mouth a few times, made a few really scary sputtering noises; then stood, threw the remainder of his lunch in the trash, and stormed from the room. For a moment I really thought the silly little shit was going to go into vapor lock.
It probably didn't help matters that everyone else in the room started laughing at him. (I don't know where he ate lunch today, but it wasn't in the lounge.)
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 03:57 PM
Original message
Yesterday I was sitting in the staff lounge listening to a wingnut co-worker rail about the "greed" of the Madison protesters. From there he went on to foment against the protester's "incivility" based on his witnessing a few cherry-picked signs on Fox. Up until that point I had merely been an observer, but then felt to compelled to step in and say, "I sat right here in this same room with you earlier in the year when teabaggers spat at and cursed Democratic members of Congress,
(To the part in red) Never happened DUchebag. Wanna try again? There was a $10,000 reward to find the person(s) responsible and it never came about. :wink:
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:bouncy:
It must really, really hurt deep down inside to know your triumphs are all lies. Right Dumbshits?
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Now, by golly, that is a nice bouncy! Way to go, DUmmy numbersBravo! How long has it been since we've had a bouncy tale that included a sputtering rethug, AND the applauding onlookers?
DUmmy LiberalLoner, with his stupid peak oil blog bouncy, needs to read this one and take notes.
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That was a fairly good fabrication. It could have flowed a little better, but it's still better than most of the fabrications at the DUmp these days. I would like to request that the next fabrication contain a cop jumping out of some bushes. Or at least a security guard.
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I dunno, still no cop and still no bushes! I give it half a bong since the DUmmie is usin' an incident that never happened and has been proven to never have happened.
Oh, and Hannity offered a hundred grand, or was it Brietbart? Anyway it was a hundred grand!
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It was Andrew Breitbart. The reward money has gone uncollected by any DUmb****. Hey, lurking primitives--$100,000 would pay for a lot of pot and Cheetos.
Eleven Bolo is probably starting his campagn for DOTY now. One thing that he has to learn is timing. He should make his big push starting in September.
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 03:57 PM
Original message
For a minute I thought I might have to resuscitate the poor, dumb, bastard.
Yesterday I was sitting in the staff lounge listening to a wingnut co-worker rail about the "greed" of the Madison protesters. From there he went on to foment against the protester's "incivility" based on his witnessing a few cherry-picked signs on Fox. Up until that point I had merely been an observer, but then felt to compelled to step in and say, "I sat right here in this same room with you earlier in the year when teabaggers spat at and cursed Democratic members of Congress, and you didn't have one damned word to say about "incivility". Why the new-found concern?" He denied that such a thing ever happened, and fell back on the teabaggers mantra that "if it wasn't on tape, it didn't happen". I then politely inquired, "So, if it weren't for the Zapruder film, would JFK still be alive?"
I swear, he opened and closed his mouth a few times, made a few really scary sputtering noises; then stood, threw the remainder of his lunch in the trash, and stormed from the room. For a moment I really thought the silly little shit was going to go into vapor lock.
It probably didn't help matters that everyone else in the room started laughing at him. (I don't know where he ate lunch today, but it wasn't in the lounge.)
He probably was totally stunned by the amount of STUPID that suddenly assaulted him in that one response. :hammer:
I would be wondering how you had enough brainpower to remember to breathe.
Oops, that's right. YOU DON'T! :rotf:
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SMELLING SALTS
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The laughing, approving onlookers is indeed an essential element. Along with the absent cops, we are also missing a conversion. That would have catapulted this tale into a YTD frontrunning. Try harder next time, Bravo. You could watch some old war movies to get plot ideas.
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:bouncy:
It must really, really hurt deep down inside to know your triumphs are all lies. Right Dumbshits?
It would, if they were actually functioning at that level of cognition.
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Staff Lounge would indicate a teacher. Strike 1, No conservatives allowed in teaching and if you were one would never point that out.
Strike 2, As mentioned, $100k reward to prove the Tea Party did anything when Nanzi Pelosi egged on the crowd.
Strike 3, No way a DUche would remain quiet in a political discussion.
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Staff Lounge would indicate a teacher. Strike 1, No conservatives allowed in teaching and if you were one would never point that out.
Strike 2, As mentioned, $100k reward to prove the Tea Party did anything when Nanzi Pelosi egged on the crowd.
Strike 3, No way a DUche would remain quiet in a political discussion.
Not a good thing when it's the bottom of the 9th with 2 out and the bases loaded!
What a maroon, what a nincompoop!.....................and mighty Casey has just struck out!
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A perfect example of why the education system is failing so badly!
Cindie
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We're going to need a dump truck load then. The DUmp is chock full of DUmb.