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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 01, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
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Don't worry he's "just kidding":
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)
Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 04:27 PM
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If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help him
Because after all, helping people other than yourself is SOCIALISM, and we can't have that, can we?
Just kidding, I'm really not THAT mean and selfish, but I just had to express how disgusted I am with these people. Billions on blowing up foreigners and welfare for the wealthy in the form of tax cuts? No problem! Billions actually HELPING people? Hell no, only commies do that!
That's altruism, you twit.
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Such a wonderful group over there on that DUmp site. ::)
By the way primitive. Socialism,..............doesn't work. :wink:
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Only a primitive could confuse compulsion with compassion.
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I'm betting that the DUmmy hasn't got the brains to realize that Death has no politics and that its just as likely that it is they who will find that Karma is a real bitch when you fail to aid someone in distress. No DUmmy you were not kidding, because all of your cellmates over on the island of misfit toys always talk like that and they mean it.U
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If I saw I liberal that was in a car NOT on fire, I would help to change that.
Just kidding.
Mostly.
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If I came upon a wreck on fire and the person inside happened to be Glorious Comrade Leader himself I still would not hesitate to move heaven and earth with all I had to save life and limb. As much as I despise and detest everything he stands for he is a fellow human being. I know in my heart that every last person on this site would do the same and that is one of the most glaring differences between conservatives and liberals.
I really do believe that an alarming number of liberals would stand back and let a person perish if they knew that person in jeopardy disagreed with their political views. They are truly vile and despicable people.
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How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place? Idiots. All of you.
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I guess this asshat has never so much has had a first degree burn, huh? I have a buddy that when he was a kid, was playin' with matches around a 55 gallon drum full of gasoline. he tossed a match into the little hole, and the thing didn't explode, so he got close to take a look. It never did explode, but started spewin' flame and liquid like a rocket at Cape Canaveral!
He had on a down coat and it got soaked with this firey blend and damn near killed him before they could get it off. The scars it left are nothing I would recommend any of your children see unless you want to educate them on the perils of playin' with matches!
He went thru nearly a hundred skin grafts where they took the skin from his legs and buttocks and grafted it to his chest and back! How anyone could even suggest you would leave a fellow human being in such a dire circumstance tells me all I need to know about primitives!
Hope yer proud of your minions, Skinner!
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How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place? Idiots. All of you.
It wouldn't matter because a primitive would not help regardless. Pulling someone from a burning car is a selfless act that takes courage. Something they lack as it takes a special kind of person to run towards the danger rather than pissing themselves on the sidelines.
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What a bass akward definition of socialism. :mental:
Does the DUmmy not realize that helping someone is not socialism?
Pulling someone willingly from a fire is being a good person. Being forced to help someone especially if said person can help themselves is socialism.
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It wouldn't matter because a primitive would not help regardless. Pulling someone from a burning car is a selfless act that takes courage. Something they lack as it takes a special kind of person to run towards the danger rather than pissing themselves on the sidelines.
Pulled a teenage girl from a burning, upside down VW bus right in front of the house one morning. She flat refused to be dragged away from it without her purse. I retrieved her purse and a couple of seconds later it blew up.
I forgot to ask if she planned to vote dem or repub.
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I'd go over and read it if you wish, I think it's going to get scrubbed. Some DUmmies start the thread off with an uncomfortable awkwardness. But not this guy:
WhaTHellsgoingonhere (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 04:31 PM
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2. LMAO! @ the title
The Blue Flower (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 04:53 PM
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6. Well, obviously God caused the fire
Being on fire is not different from being poor, it's all God's will, right?
upi402 (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 05:23 PM
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9. "Pull yourself out by your bootstraps"?
KharmaTrain (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 05:26 PM
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10. I Would Assist...
..by stopping and then attempting to put out the flames by pissing on it.
Aristus (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 11:33 PM
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13. He wouldn't want you to help him.
Helping him would include, but not be restricted to, calling a well-paid, unionized, government employee to come and put the fire out and/or jaws-of-life him out of the car.
Government intrusion in one's moment of death is not something conservatives will stand for...
TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-01-11 11:36 PM
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14. Pass the marshmallows.
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If I see someone in a burning car, I'd do something about it.
First, I'd call my congressman and demand onboard Halon fire extinguishing systems on all vehicles.
Then I'd demand higher taxes on The Rich to pay higher wages for first responders.
If they refused, I'd go online and ask if anyone could stage a sit-in at the Capitol.
Then I'd get it to Keith and Rachel.
Then, if no luck, I'd call for a general strike.
At some point I'd call my congressman back and curse out the receptionist.
Then I'd log in at DU and report all the great things I'd done.
And predict we're on the verge of a revolution.
Then I'd post a snarky comment or two and some smilies on the latest "Sarah Isn't Trig's Real Mom" thread.
*sniff sniff* BTW, is something burning?
[/DU mode]
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How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place? Idiots. All of you.
Was thinking the same thing.
DUmmies and logic are not friends.
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Don't worry he's "just kidding":
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)
That's altruism, you twit.
They have a long-running problem with being able to make the distinction between free will and enforced collectivism.
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Don't worry he's "just kidding":
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)
That's altruism, you twit.
That's autism, to wit
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Still up. Last post so far:
Fuzz (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
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54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
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54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.
It doesn't need to be posted on conservative blogs to make you look like assholes. Damn near everything posted at the DUmp already makes you look like assholes.
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
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54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.
Ding, ding...ding, ding, ding! We have a winnah! Who's got the Kewpie?
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If it was socialism the government would require all the DUmmies standing around to get inside the car so they could share the pain. Of course, minorities would be exempt. If, however, it was a minority burning in the car you'd have to double the amount of WASPs that burn with him.
Cindie
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ms.smiler (205 posts) Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie. Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....
Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.
I hate socialism, and I hate you too. That's why I don't want to pay your way in anything at all.
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ms.smiler (205 posts) Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie. Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....
Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.
Whole bunch of humanitarians ya got there Skins! No wonder ya don't list the right phone number in your Domain Registration! Some people, especially those nasty Christians might take offense!
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ms.smiler (205 posts) Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie. Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....
Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.
And, if it was a Conservative, they'd shoot your ass with it, then get out of the car.
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ms.smiler (205 posts) Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie. Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....
Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.
A Demonrat with a gun? And willing to share something she owned? Double fail.
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"Billions on blowing up foreigners"
- For this example to make sense, said "foreigners" would be those forcing Americans into a burning car, blowing up buildings, or chopping American's heads off, whichever is easiest at the time I suppose. And yes, billions for that.
"Welfare for the wealthy in the form of tax cuts"
- It's called "letting them keep more of the money they make on their own". To do things like (yes, in addition to spending on themselves heaven forbid), build hospitals to treat people who you let burn in a car because of their beliefs. Welfare is when you take someone's money forcibly and give it to someone who didn't work for it.
"No problem!"
- Amen
"Billions actually HELPING people? Hell no, only commies do that!"
- :banghead: Some people obviously need help sometimes. But how about we put thought into helping people help themselves instead of throwing perfectly good money into a black hole? The people that don't want to help themselves and don't go out and get a job? 2 Thessalonians 3:10. (and by the way, statistically conservatives give more to charity that libs)
Nice sentiment though, letting people burn alive.
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What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
I believe that was Karin's editorial mercy-killing of the actual DUmmie tale of woe, when she brought the screed over for the last paragraph of it.
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
Well Coach, I think it means writing a 400 word essay when one can actually come to the point in one sentence!
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Hmmm, this is odd. I'm a Conservative sitting here taking a break from volunteer work at a battered woman's shelter in Dallas (can be confirmed by a mod or admin). Where are these DUmmies typing from?
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Hmmm, this is odd. I'm a Conservative sitting here taking a break from volunteer work at a battered woman's shelter in Dallas (can be confirmed by a mod or admin). Where are these DUmmies typing from?
You're obviously a racist. Maybe not a misogynist, but a racist for sure.
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The Nexus (43 posts) Wed Mar-02-11 01:13 PM
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53. Remember this Bugs Bunny cartoon?
Edited on Wed Mar-02-11 01:15 PM by The Nexus
"P-E-T-R-O-L, that spells water."
::)
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You're obviously a racist. Maybe not a misogynist, but a racist for sure.
Trust me, they'll try to make that link eventually. :lol:
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
I caught that too and was wondering if they were talking about our Vestanumbers. lol
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I caught that too and was wondering if they were talking about our Vestanumbers. lol
I think that was Karin summarizing, not the drivel the DUmmie actually posted.
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What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
DH and I saw a disabled vehicle on the road and were the only ones to stop to help him. His vehicle was covered in DUmmy style bumper stickers and he got a good look at our Sportsmen For Bush sign in the back window as we left. :-)
And JohhnyReb, that was just the natural reaction of a southern gentleman.
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
Anatomy of a vesta post. Topic: Taxes (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56045.msg641593.html#msg641593)
Paragraph 1: Turkeys
Paragraph 2: Buying a home
Paragraph 3: Cigarettes and booze
Paragraph 4: Charities
Paragraph 5: Taxes
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Anatomy of a vesta post. Topic: Taxes (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56045.msg641593.html#msg641593)
Paragraph 1: Turkeys
Paragraph 2: Buying a home
Paragraph 3: Cigarettes and booze
Paragraph 4: Charities
Paragraph 5: Taxes
:rotf:
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How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place?
Well, if it's a white male, chances are about 9 out of 10.
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Well, if it's a white male, chances are about 9 out of 10.
The fact that the car wasn't an '85 Buick being held together by a whole mess of "Obama/Biden" stickers would probably be a dead giveaway for the smarterest folks on the innerwebz, too.
The lack of pot smoke rolling out of the car windows might be a clue in that direction as well.
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What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
I've popped you a time or two but I'll give you your props here, +1.
Do ya think maybe you could meat us halfway though, quit driving around in the Scooby van?
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What is "vesta style"?
Did anybody besides me catch that?
Oh, sorry, I thought you said Vespa style. My bad.
http://www.honolulumagazine.com/images/HN/HN102006/10-06-C1-Vespa.jpg
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What is "vesta style"?
That was Karin's characterization of a DUmp post that strongly resembles the style of vestanumbers: long, incoherent, nonsensical, and often offensive.
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I've seen a couple of people burn to death trapped in a car. It ain't something I want to see again and I'd do all I could to get them out.
The first I saw was when I was a teenager. I'll spare y'all the details. Before he finally died he begged people to shoot him, "...give me your knife, anything." That was 50 years ago and when I think about it, I can still hear him scream.
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Johnny, Oh my God. My God.
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What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
Me too, but I draw the line at Canadians. There are already too many of you for my liking. :stirpot:
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I've seen a couple of people burn to death trapped in a car. It ain't something I want to see again and I'd do all I could to get them out.
The first I saw was when I was a teenager. I'll spare y'all the details. Before he finally died he begged people to shoot him, "...give me your knife, anything." That was 50 years ago and when I think about it, I can still hear him scream.
The only one I ever witnessed first hand was a trucker who got cut off on the freeway between LA and Riverside. Back then, there wasn't a damn thing but a Sambo's restaraunt between the two. He got jackknifed and went over the side and got trapped. It was a gasoline tanker about half full!
I was on my scooter and stopped to see if there was anything I could do. The cops showed up about the time me and another got down to where the wreck was and wouldn't let anyone near the thing because they were afraid it would blow sky high. I'll never forget that guy beggin' the cop to at least toss him his gun! "If ya won't shoot me, for the love of God throw me your gun"!!!
That's about the time he started screamin'! I heard those screams in my nightmares for weeks!!! If I'd a been packin' at the time, I sure as hell would have tossed him my piece, even if it meant goin' to jail!
I heard later the ME said he died from the smoke inhalation before the fire got to him. BULL ****IN' SHIT!!!!
I should mention the cop that he was talkin' to, broke down on the back of his car and was inconsolable! I felt damn near as sorry for him as the guy in the truck!
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That was Karin's characterization of a DUmp post that strongly resembles the style of vestanumbers: long, incoherent, nonsensical, and often offensive.
Ah, I see. A bit fuzzy on one thing though, is that numbers as in 1,2,3... or is it numb-ers? :???:
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That's just something GOBUCKS does. People who put numbers in their names, he just says numbers. So, Karin90210 would be Karinnumbers.
I'm sorry for any confusion my editorializing caused. It was me saying it, not the Dummy. That's why I put it in italics.
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That's just something GOBUCKS does. People who put numbers in their names, he just says numbers. So, Karin90210 would be Karinnumbers.
I'm sorry for any confusion my editorializing caused. It was me saying it, not the Dummy. That's why I put it in italics.
Cool. :) I do find some of Vespa's posts to be numb-ers though... :lmao:
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Cool. :) I do find some of Vespa's posts to be numb-ers though... :lmao:
Some?
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Some?
She has "blind squirrel" moments every now and then . . .