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Title: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 01, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
Don't worry he's "just kidding":

link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)


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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Tue Mar-01-11 04:27 PM
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If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help him
 Because after all, helping people other than yourself is SOCIALISM, and we can't have that, can we?

Just kidding, I'm really not THAT mean and selfish, but I just had to express how disgusted I am with these people. Billions on blowing up foreigners and welfare for the wealthy in the form of tax cuts? No problem! Billions actually HELPING people? Hell no, only commies do that!
 


That's altruism, you twit.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: true_blood on March 01, 2011, 07:40:35 PM
Such a wonderful group over there on that DUmp site. ::)
By the way primitive. Socialism,..............doesn't work. :wink:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2011, 07:43:29 PM


Only a primitive could confuse compulsion with compassion.  
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Airwolf on March 01, 2011, 09:47:44 PM
I'm betting that the DUmmy hasn't got the brains to realize that Death has no politics and that its just as likely that it is they who will find that Karma is a real bitch when you fail to aid someone in distress. No DUmmy you were not kidding, because all of your cellmates over on the island of misfit toys always talk like that and they mean it.U
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2011, 09:56:19 PM
If I saw I liberal that was in a car NOT on fire, I would help to change that.

Just kidding.

Mostly.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 01, 2011, 11:18:50 PM
If I came upon a wreck on fire and the person inside happened to be Glorious Comrade Leader himself I still would not hesitate to move heaven and earth with all I had to save life and limb. As much as I despise and detest everything he stands for he is a fellow human being. I know in my heart that every last person on this site would do the same and that is one of the most glaring differences between conservatives and liberals.
I really do believe that an alarming number of liberals would stand back and let a person perish if they knew that person in jeopardy disagreed with their political views. They are truly vile and despicable people.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 02, 2011, 12:43:06 AM
How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place?  Idiots.  All of you.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2011, 03:10:09 AM
I guess this asshat has never so much has had a first degree burn, huh? I have a buddy that when he was a kid, was playin' with matches around a 55 gallon drum full of gasoline. he tossed a match into the little hole, and the thing didn't explode, so he got close to take a look. It never did explode, but started spewin' flame and liquid like a rocket at Cape Canaveral!

He had on a down coat and it got soaked with this firey blend and damn near killed him before they could get it off. The scars it left are nothing I would recommend any of your children see unless you want to educate them on the perils of playin' with matches!

He went thru nearly a hundred skin grafts where they took the skin from his legs and buttocks and grafted it to his chest and back! How anyone could even suggest you would leave a fellow human being in such a dire circumstance tells me all I need to know about primitives!

Hope yer proud of your minions, Skinner!
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AprilRazz on March 02, 2011, 05:53:36 AM
How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place?  Idiots.  All of you.
It wouldn't matter because a primitive would not help regardless. Pulling someone from a burning car is a selfless act that takes courage. Something they lack as it takes a special kind of person to run towards the danger rather than pissing themselves on the sidelines.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Freeper on March 02, 2011, 06:02:59 AM
What a bass akward definition of socialism.  :mental:

Does the DUmmy not realize that helping someone is not socialism?
Pulling someone willingly from a fire is being a good person. Being forced to help someone especially if said person can help themselves is socialism.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2011, 07:38:04 AM
It wouldn't matter because a primitive would not help regardless. Pulling someone from a burning car is a selfless act that takes courage. Something they lack as it takes a special kind of person to run towards the danger rather than pissing themselves on the sidelines.

Pulled a teenage girl from a burning, upside down VW bus right in front of the house one morning. She flat refused to be dragged away from it without her purse. I retrieved her purse and a couple of seconds later it blew up.

I forgot to ask if she planned to vote dem or repub.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Karin on March 02, 2011, 07:43:29 AM
I'd go over and read it if you wish, I think it's going to get scrubbed.  Some DUmmies start the thread off with an uncomfortable awkwardness.  But not this guy:

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WhaTHellsgoingonhere (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 04:31 PM
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2. LMAO! @ the title

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The Blue Flower  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 04:53 PM
Response to Original message
6. Well, obviously God caused the fire
 Being on fire is not different from being poor, it's all God's will, right?

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upi402  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 05:23 PM
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9. "Pull yourself out by your bootstraps"?

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KharmaTrain  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 05:26 PM
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10. I Would Assist...
 ..by stopping and then attempting to put out the flames by pissing on it.

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Aristus  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 11:33 PM
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13. He wouldn't want you to help him.
 Helping him would include, but not be restricted to, calling a well-paid, unionized, government employee to come and put the fire out and/or jaws-of-life him out of the car.

Government intrusion in one's moment of death is not something conservatives will stand for...

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TahitiNut  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 11:36 PM
Response to Original message
14. Pass the marshmallows.

Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: dandi on March 02, 2011, 09:05:33 AM
If I see someone in a burning car, I'd do something about it.

First, I'd call my congressman and demand onboard Halon fire extinguishing systems on all vehicles.

Then I'd demand higher taxes on The Rich to pay higher wages for first responders.

If they refused, I'd go online and ask if anyone could stage a sit-in at the Capitol.

Then I'd get it to Keith and Rachel.

Then, if no luck, I'd call for a general strike.

At some point I'd call my congressman back and curse out the receptionist.

Then I'd log in at DU and report all the great things I'd done.

And predict we're on the verge of a revolution.

Then I'd post a snarky comment or two and some smilies on the latest "Sarah Isn't Trig's Real Mom" thread.

*sniff sniff* BTW, is something burning?

[/DU mode]
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 09:11:02 AM
How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place?  Idiots.  All of you.

Was thinking the same thing.

DUmmies and logic are not friends.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2011, 09:24:47 AM
Don't worry he's "just kidding":

link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)



That's altruism, you twit.

They have a long-running problem with being able to make the distinction between free will and enforced collectivism.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 02, 2011, 12:28:05 PM
Don't worry he's "just kidding":

link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x535332)



That's altruism, you twit.
That's autism, to wit
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Karin on March 02, 2011, 12:48:00 PM
Still up.  Last post so far:

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Fuzz  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
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54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
 will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 01:12:17 PM
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Fuzz  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
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54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
 will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.


It doesn't need to be posted on conservative blogs to make you look like assholes.  Damn near everything posted at the DUmp already makes you look like assholes.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2011, 01:14:14 PM
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Fuzz  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 01:16 PM
Response to Original message
54. I can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. I've had posts deleted for 'naughty' words, this
 will just be posted on conservative blogs, the title alone, to make all of DU look like assholes.

Ding, ding...ding, ding, ding! We have a winnah! Who's got the Kewpie?
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: delilahmused on March 02, 2011, 01:31:19 PM
If it was socialism the government would require all the DUmmies standing around to get inside the car so they could share the pain. Of course, minorities would be exempt. If, however, it was a minority burning in the car you'd have to double the amount of WASPs that burn with him.

Cindie
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Karin on March 02, 2011, 02:01:01 PM
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ms.smiler (205 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie.  Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....

Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.
 

I hate socialism, and I hate you too.  That's why I don't want to pay your way in anything at all. 
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
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ms.smiler (205 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie.  Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....

Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.

Whole bunch of humanitarians ya got there Skins! No wonder ya don't list the right phone number in your Domain Registration! Some people, especially those nasty Christians might take offense!
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2011, 02:20:23 PM
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ms.smiler (205 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie.  Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....

Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.

And, if it was a Conservative, they'd shoot your ass with it, then get out of the car.

Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2011, 02:27:02 PM
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ms.smiler (205 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 02:50 PM
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55. .....A long, long, long rambling post recounting the plot of a movie.  Remarkably, just like Vesta style-wise....

Now, just to be what may be considered snarky, if it was a known Republican in the vehicle that hated Socialism, then perhaps the correct action to take is to do one's best to break the window and toss them the gun. That way they could make their own decisions without help from anyone.

A Demonrat with a gun?  And willing to share something she owned?  Double fail.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: korporal_krakrs on March 02, 2011, 02:28:32 PM
"Billions on blowing up foreigners"
- For this example to make sense, said "foreigners" would be those forcing Americans into a burning car, blowing up buildings, or chopping American's heads off, whichever is easiest at the time I suppose.  And yes, billions for that.

"Welfare for the wealthy in the form of tax cuts"
- It's called "letting them keep more of the money they make on their own".  To do things like (yes, in addition to spending on themselves heaven forbid), build hospitals to treat people who you let burn in a car because of their beliefs.  Welfare is when you take someone's money forcibly and give it to someone who didn't work for it.

"No problem!"
- Amen

"Billions actually HELPING people? Hell no, only commies do that!"
- :banghead:  Some people obviously need help sometimes.  But how about we put thought into helping people help themselves instead of throwing perfectly good money into a black hole?  The people that don't want to help themselves and don't go out and get a job?  2 Thessalonians 3:10.  (and by the way, statistically conservatives give more to charity that libs)

Nice sentiment though, letting people burn alive.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: compaqxp on March 02, 2011, 02:33:13 PM
What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: franksolich on March 02, 2011, 02:35:05 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2011, 02:48:29 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?

I believe that was Karin's editorial mercy-killing of the actual DUmmie tale of woe, when she brought the screed over for the last paragraph of it.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2011, 02:55:24 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?

Well Coach, I think it means writing a 400 word essay when one can actually come to the point in one sentence!
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: TexasCop on March 02, 2011, 03:30:37 PM
Hmmm, this is odd.  I'm a Conservative sitting here taking a break from volunteer work at a battered woman's shelter in Dallas (can be confirmed by a mod or admin).  Where are these DUmmies typing from?
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: korporal_krakrs on March 02, 2011, 03:38:37 PM
Hmmm, this is odd.  I'm a Conservative sitting here taking a break from volunteer work at a battered woman's shelter in Dallas (can be confirmed by a mod or admin).  Where are these DUmmies typing from?

You're obviously a racist.  Maybe not a misogynist, but a racist for sure.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: MoshMasterD on March 02, 2011, 03:40:05 PM
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The Nexus (43 posts)      Wed Mar-02-11 01:13 PM
Response to Reply #10
53. Remember this Bugs Bunny cartoon?
 Edited on Wed Mar-02-11 01:15 PM by The Nexus
"P-E-T-R-O-L, that spells water."
::)
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: TexasCop on March 02, 2011, 03:44:12 PM
You're obviously a racist.  Maybe not a misogynist, but a racist for sure.

Trust me, they'll try to make that link eventually.   :lol:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 02, 2011, 04:00:14 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?

I caught that too and was wondering if they were talking about our Vestanumbers.  lol
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2011, 04:05:25 PM
I caught that too and was wondering if they were talking about our Vestanumbers.  lol

I think that was Karin summarizing, not the drivel the DUmmie actually posted.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AprilRazz on March 02, 2011, 04:10:56 PM
What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
DH and I saw a disabled vehicle on the road and were the only ones to stop to help him. His vehicle was covered in DUmmy style bumper stickers and he got a good look at our Sportsmen For Bush sign in the back window as we left. :-)

And JohhnyReb, that was just the natural reaction of a southern gentleman.



Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2011, 08:00:38 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?
Anatomy of a vesta post.  Topic: Taxes (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56045.msg641593.html#msg641593)

Paragraph 1: Turkeys

Paragraph 2: Buying a home

Paragraph 3: Cigarettes and booze

Paragraph 4: Charities

Paragraph 5: Taxes
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: BattleHymn on March 02, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
Anatomy of a vesta post.  Topic: Taxes (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56045.msg641593.html#msg641593)

Paragraph 1: Turkeys

Paragraph 2: Buying a home

Paragraph 3: Cigarettes and booze

Paragraph 4: Charities

Paragraph 5: Taxes
:rotf:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2011, 08:53:28 PM
How the hell would you even know if the person burning was a Republican in the first place? 
Well, if it's a white male, chances are about 9 out of 10.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: DefiantSix on March 02, 2011, 09:07:57 PM
Well, if it's a white male, chances are about 9 out of 10.

The fact that the car wasn't an '85 Buick being held together by a whole mess of "Obama/Biden" stickers would probably be a dead giveaway for the smarterest folks on the innerwebz, too.

The lack of pot smoke rolling out of the car windows might be a clue in that direction as well.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 02, 2011, 10:17:18 PM
What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.
I've popped you a time or two but I'll give you your props here, +1.
Do ya think maybe you could meat us halfway though, quit driving around in the Scooby van?
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 02, 2011, 10:22:07 PM
What is "vesta style"?

Did anybody besides me catch that?
Oh, sorry, I thought you said Vespa style. My bad.
http://www.honolulumagazine.com/images/HN/HN102006/10-06-C1-Vespa.jpg
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2011, 11:31:35 PM
What is "vesta style"?
That was Karin's characterization of a DUmp post that strongly resembles the style of vestanumbers: long, incoherent, nonsensical, and often offensive.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2011, 05:55:22 AM
I've seen a couple of people burn to death trapped in a car. It ain't something I want to see again and I'd do all I could to get them out.

The first I saw was when I was a teenager. I'll spare y'all the details. Before he finally died he begged people to shoot him, "...give me your knife, anything." That was 50 years ago and when I think about it, I can still hear him scream.
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Karin on March 03, 2011, 07:15:53 AM
Johnny, Oh my God.  My God. 
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Rebel on March 03, 2011, 07:23:01 AM
What an idiot. I'd help anyone no matter who they were or what they believed. Even the idea someone wouldn't bothers me.

Me too, but I draw the line at Canadians. There are already too many of you for my liking.  :stirpot:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
I've seen a couple of people burn to death trapped in a car. It ain't something I want to see again and I'd do all I could to get them out.

The first I saw was when I was a teenager. I'll spare y'all the details. Before he finally died he begged people to shoot him, "...give me your knife, anything." That was 50 years ago and when I think about it, I can still hear him scream.

The only one I ever witnessed first hand was a trucker who got cut off on the freeway between LA and Riverside. Back then, there wasn't a damn thing but a Sambo's restaraunt between the two. He got jackknifed and went over the side and got trapped. It was a gasoline tanker about half full!

I was on my scooter and stopped to see if there was anything I could do. The cops showed up about the time me and another got down to where the wreck was and wouldn't let anyone near the thing because they were afraid it would blow sky high. I'll never forget that guy beggin' the cop to at least toss him his gun! "If ya won't shoot me, for the love of God throw me your gun"!!!

That's about the time he started screamin'! I heard those screams in my nightmares for weeks!!! If I'd a been packin' at the time, I sure as hell would have tossed him my piece, even if it meant goin' to jail!

I heard later the ME said he died from the smoke inhalation before the fire got to him. BULL ****IN' SHIT!!!!

I should mention the cop that he was talkin' to, broke down on the back of his car and was inconsolable! I felt damn near as sorry for him as the guy in the truck!
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 03, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
That was Karin's characterization of a DUmp post that strongly resembles the style of vestanumbers: long, incoherent, nonsensical, and often offensive.
Ah, I see. A bit fuzzy on one thing though, is that numbers as in 1,2,3... or is it numb-ers? :???:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: Karin on March 03, 2011, 03:31:50 PM
That's just something GOBUCKS does.  People who put numbers in their names, he just says numbers.  So, Karin90210 would be Karinnumbers. 

I'm sorry for any confusion my editorializing caused.  It was me saying it, not the Dummy.  That's why I put it in italics. 
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: FreeBorn on March 03, 2011, 03:45:35 PM
That's just something GOBUCKS does.  People who put numbers in their names, he just says numbers.  So, Karin90210 would be Karinnumbers. 

I'm sorry for any confusion my editorializing caused.  It was me saying it, not the Dummy.  That's why I put it in italics. 
Cool. :) I do find some of Vespa's posts to be numb-ers though...  :lmao:
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2011, 04:04:24 PM
Cool. :) I do find some of Vespa's posts to be numb-ers though...  :lmao:

Some?
Title: Re: "If I see a Republican inside a burning car, I won't do a damned thing to help"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2011, 06:48:06 PM
Some?

She has "blind squirrel" moments every now and then . . .