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Title: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: franksolich on March 01, 2011, 10:05:41 AM
note from franksolich: this is an old poll but it needs taken again.  But damn, I reset the numbers back to "zero" before I noted what the previous numbers had been.  Sorry.

What label--"DUmmies" or "primitives"--seems to offend them the most?

There's a third monicker for the denizens of Skins's island, "DUmors," and while its usage is increasing, it hasn't yet come into general popular usage yet.

"DUmmies" was invented by some long ago person on freerepublic, circa 2003, back when George Bush was president and all was well with the world, and DUmmieland looked upon as the color-comics in the Sunday newspapers.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the DUmmies as laughable, ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, stupid, funny.

"Primitives" was invented at our old home in mid-2006, when the world was starting to unravel as the Dems took over Congress, and Skins's island was looked upon as an excellent and close contained laboratory for anthropological research.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the primitives as cruel, barbaric, brutal, coarse, unsophisticated, ill-mannered, uncouth savages.

Which label--"DUmmies" or "primitives" seems to offend them the most?
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: md11hydmec on March 01, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
I say Primitive, because it conveys a simplistic minset and we all know that the primitives view themselves as the great intelligensia.  Smarter than the rest of the civilized world when they are nothing more than a bunch of monkey banging on keyboards.  Not as cute as monkeys, judt similar like them.  They just haven't figured out yet that they are nothing more than insignificant little bugs.I like watchimg them wiggle wagging their arms around like they're important as they try to outdo each other. 
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Rebel on March 01, 2011, 10:22:10 AM
I like DUmbass.



[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUtE1d2fGkY[/youtube]
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Airwolf on March 01, 2011, 10:25:05 AM
I;'m not sure but whatever it is I want to use it as often as possible
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 01, 2011, 10:25:15 AM
md11 hits it on the head.  They perceive themselves as the mostest smarterest people on the Innerwebz.  In reality, calling them monkeys banging on keyboards is insulting to monkeys.  Some of the are intelligent; and those are the ones with about as much common sense as your average gravel pit.  Most are easily-led, patheitc excuses for humanity that amount to something less than the mess created by masturbation.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 10:33:28 AM
I'm not sure but we have seen the DUmmies reference Frank's use of the word primitive when they talk about us talking about them.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Karin on March 01, 2011, 10:34:41 AM
"Primitives" seems to get more of a reaction from them, i.e. including the term in their posts from time to time.  

The term suggests to me their characteristic of never thinking beyond square one--free stuff for everyone!!--without thinking of unintended consequences, or any consequences at all.  It's childlike, juvenile, infantile.  Thus primitive at the brainstem level.  
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: franksolich on March 01, 2011, 10:49:34 AM
I'm not sure but whatever it is I want to use it as often as possible.

That's the idea, sir.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: whiffleball on March 01, 2011, 11:20:55 AM
Primitives.  It evokes a mental image of howler monkeys which perfectly describes them. 
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 01, 2011, 11:32:07 AM
I think "Americans" would beat out either one of those for offending those parasites.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 01, 2011, 11:35:56 AM
I think simply saying "Democrat Party" offends them the most.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 01, 2011, 11:36:32 AM
Second choice is "primitive" just because I see them complain about that the most.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Karin on March 01, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
I think simply saying "Democrat Party" offends them the most.

Oh you got that right!  I think it's hilarious the way it makes them absolutely furious, seething with rage.  If someone slips up over there, makes a typo and leaves off the "ic" it can derail the entire thread.  Really funny to see. 
Rush says it all the time.  :-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 01, 2011, 12:12:19 PM
Primitives.  :)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: zeitgeist on March 01, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
I have always been partial to dummy. (and Don Rickles) Primitive sounds a little too noble as though they cannot control their situation.  Then too it often is confused with primate so maybe I will just stick with dump monkeys.  As the great evolutionists they are dump monkey evokes thoughts of the president having a monkey's uncle or the proverbial thousand monkey endlessly typing to recreate Shakespeare.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: DefiantSix on March 01, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
I like 'rabid moonbat' or 'lunatic', personally.  We get more agitation and seriptitious reference to the sites that Shall over the use of "Primitive" as opposed to "DUmmy/DUmbass/DUmbshit/DUmb****" though.  I know it drives Stinky right up the effin' wall; that's got to be good for something. :-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: miskie on March 01, 2011, 02:17:25 PM
Out of the two, I would say "primitive" - its entirely scientific in its usage, which bothers them especially since most of them consider themselves to be the keepers of all things intellectual and scientific. - "DUmmies" is a bit jocular - its almost the kind of nickname one gives a good friend.

...And the primitives are not our friends.

I also like DUmor - a play on the word 'tumor' which evokes images of cancer. I don't use it often, because I save it for the most vile members.

 
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 01, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
Since I'm not a DUmmy/primitive, I have no idea what offends them the most.

As long as whatever we call them gets under their skin, I'm happy with it.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: DefiantSix on March 01, 2011, 03:03:28 PM
Since I'm not a DUmmy/primitive, I have no idea what offends them the most.

As long as whatever we call them gets under their skin, I'm happy with it.

If you can't get under their skin, you need to stop having the TSA choose your knives for you.  :naughty:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Odin's Hand on March 01, 2011, 09:30:43 PM
"Primitives"

The horde at $kin's Island has become desensitized to "DUmmy" in my estimation. However, you see the lurkers over here repost "we primitives" when secretly attempting a discussion about us on DU. You can just tell they are seething with anger over the descriptive accuracy of the collective reference.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Revolution on March 01, 2011, 11:03:22 PM
I said "Primitives." It does seem to get a reaction from them. They seem quite affronted.  :tongue:

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There's a third monicker for the denizens of Skins's island, "DUmors," and while its usage is increasing, it hasn't yet come into general popular usage yet.


Keep gaining...keep gaining! My co-creator and I would very much appreciate it. :-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: FreeBorn on March 01, 2011, 11:10:42 PM
There is also another term which they liberally apply to the right, "fascist".

Of course when it applies to the left they call it "solidarity".  :lmao:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Skul on March 02, 2011, 12:13:52 AM
The one I've seen that gets them in a knot....
uneducated.
I'm a new guy here, gimmee a break. O-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: franksolich on March 02, 2011, 04:27:09 AM
"Primitives"

The horde at $kin's Island has become desensitized to "DUmmy" in my estimation. However, you see the lurkers over here repost "we primitives" when secretly attempting a discussion about us on DU. You can just tell they are seething with anger over the descriptive accuracy of the collective reference.

Well, it's their own fault, sir, that they're labeled thus.

You remember how "primitives" evolved, but there's so many new people here probably they don't know, and so here's the story again.....

One day franksolich long ago was stumbling through DUmmieland, and came across a thread where the DUmmies were discussing the possible impeachment of Richard Cheney.

franksolich is deaf; he doesn't do television, and for him, words are "pictures."

It was as if I had been stumbling through the thick underbrush of an unexplored island, and come across a whole lot of primitives sitting around a campfire, passing around to each other their own personal voodoo dolls of the then-vice president, cickling and cackling at the merits and unmerits the handiwork on each doll, their eyes rolling, their mouths sneering, their armpits wiggle-waggling, their heads bouncing up-and-down jiggle-jaggling their earrings, nose-rings, and hirsute locks, their eyes hardened with malevolence, their loincloths dirty.

Just like a bunch of savages.

I wish I had saved that thread--it was a very long time ago--all I remember any more is that the maternal ancestress of the Bostonian Drunkard was at that campfire.

If the primitives don't like "primitives," they got only themselves to blame; this is exactly the way they present themselves to the greater wider world.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
How come DUmbass or DUche is not in there? I've seen them increasing over time, also. Hehehehehe!
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Freeper on March 06, 2011, 09:12:18 PM
What label--"DUmmies" or "primitives"--seems to offend them the most?

There's a third monicker for the denizens of Skins's island, "DUmors," and while its usage is increasing, it hasn't yet come into general popular usage yet.

"DUmmies" was invented by some long ago person on freerepublic, circa 2003, back when George Bush was president and all was well with the world, and DUmmieland looked upon as the color-comics in the Sunday newspapers.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the DUmmies as laughable, ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, stupid, funny.

"Primitives" was invented at our old home in mid-2006, when the world was starting to unravel as the Dems took over Congress, and Skins's island was looked upon as an excellent and close contained laboratory for anthropological research.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the primitives as cruel, barbaric, brutal, coarse, unsophisticated, ill-mannered, uncouth savages.

Which label--"DUmmies" or "primitives" seems to offend them the most?

The DUmmy nickname was invented the day they opened the doors. I know that's what I called them since the first day I saw them.  :-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: jukin on May 16, 2011, 11:43:04 PM
The Coach coined the best 'primitives'.  Also his references to Margret Mead strike deep into the hearts of those that know who she is and what she did. The other primitives are blissfully ignorant...like the studied primitives.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: MrsSmith on May 17, 2011, 05:28:07 AM
I like both "DUmmy" and "DUmp monkey," but have seen little reaction to either.  I have received significant reaction from the use of "Dim" on other boards.  However, it does seem that "primitive" irritates them beyond any of the others.  Perhaps it's just too true... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 07:58:50 AM
However, it does seem that "primitive" irritates them beyond any of the others.  Perhaps it's just too true... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know, madam, I'm very sorry use of that word to describe the primitives bothers the primitives--and it does, really--but there is a thing such as a "Truth in Labeling" law; one is compelled to call a product what that product is.

To call the primitives "geniuses" or "sophisticates" or "caring people" or "literate" would be a lie.

One should call things what they are, and in this case, the primitives on Skins's island are very similar with what Margaret Mead was finding in the South Seas eighty years ago, what with the castes, the taboos, the totems, the rituals and ceremonies, the superstitions, the gods and the anti-gods, the body decorations and mutilations, as they are on Skins's island.

Of course, the significant difference is that the natives of the South Seas were trying to live in an environment generally hostile to them, while our own primitives, generally of affluent European derivation, exist in an environment that not only tolerates them, but allows them to flourish and prosper at everybody else's expense and trouble.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: USA4ME on May 13, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
"Primitives," no doubt.

They hate truth, whereas we as conservatives are seekers of truth.  Discussing and debating with them is pointless; they won't listen to anything that doesn't agree with what they've already pre-determined to believe.

No reason to cast pearls before swine, just shake the sand from your sandles, laugh at how stupid and out-of-touch they are, and move on to more fertile ground with people who are willing to reason.

.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 10:09:24 PM
Is there any chance we can add more choices?
My suggestions
Windowlicker
Hosesipper
Mole
Troll
Seminole (minimum1/32nd)
Mouthagape
Drooler

If we can't add any of these, I will vote for "Primitive".
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: BattleHymn on May 13, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
I voted for 'primitives'.  It really does seem to get under their skin.

Also, when explaining the DUmp to good and decent people in real life, I always refer to the inhabitants as primitives.  It piques the interest of those that might otherwise not be interested in studying such things. 
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: whiffleball on May 14, 2012, 05:06:27 AM
I'm not sure.  I think they're inured to DUmmie.  Primitive does seem to rankle a few.  There must be a word out there that can adequately describe the vile, hateful, jealous, blackhearted, useless, soul sucking scourges on humanity they are.   
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: txradioguy on May 14, 2012, 05:47:08 AM
I went with DUmmie...but the one that drives them completely batshit crazy isn't on there...call them Socialist or Communist and see what happens.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 14, 2012, 05:58:46 AM
Spelling democrat without a capital 'D' gets them to start flinging poo for a while.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Skul on May 14, 2012, 10:11:09 AM
Went with "not sure".
The democratics seem to get lathered up over just about any little thing.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2012, 10:39:19 AM
Went with "not sure".
The democratics seem to get lathered up over just about any little thing.

That's another thing they have in common with violent muzzies.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: dutch508 on May 14, 2012, 01:59:58 PM
I did not vote, Frank. It lacks:

4) JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) Everything.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 02:04:57 PM
I use DUmpmonkeys since they fling poo when they are fake outraged.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: dutch508 on May 14, 2012, 02:25:27 PM
I use DUmpmonkeysDUmpmonkiez since they fling poo when they are fake outraged.

FIFY and BSYSAW.
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 02:36:21 PM
FIFY and BSYSAW.

gave you your 700 ass  :bird:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: dutch508 on May 14, 2012, 02:37:24 PM
 :tongue:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 02:38:49 PM
:tongue:

 :chairshot:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: dutch508 on May 14, 2012, 02:43:35 PM
:chairshot:

Do you need me to rub your tummy?
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 02:47:10 PM
Do you need me to rub your tummy?

NO!  the last time I fell for that one I got pregnant
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: dutch508 on May 14, 2012, 02:57:44 PM
NO!  the last time I fell for that one I got pregnant

... I'll pull out...

 :-)
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 03:03:16 PM
 :panic:
Title: Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 14, 2012, 10:14:35 PM
Definitely "primitive."

I've read posts that start, "I found a site where they refer to us as 'primitives.'" As if it were in any way inaccurate.

I never see complain about being called DUmmies.  It would be like us complaining when they call us "FReepers" I suppose.

Honestly, one would think they would be happy to be called "primitives" considering how much disdain they have for civilization.

They only think they like about it is eating for free and sex without consequence. Which isn't really true but they believe it.