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Title: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Thor on February 26, 2011, 10:23:30 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2VdaM8OcM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: LC EFA on February 26, 2011, 10:38:38 PM
That poor ****in' kookaburra.....
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 10:44:50 PM
*disappointed*  Not ptarmigans ?   
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: DefiantSix on February 26, 2011, 10:48:06 PM
*disappointed*  Not ptarmigans ?   
+1.
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 11:03:49 PM
sounded to me like he was saying, "****  you!"    "**** you!"
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Thor on February 26, 2011, 11:14:51 PM
sounded to me like he was saying, "****  you!"    "**** you!"

Ya THINK ?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: thelaughingman on February 26, 2011, 11:16:33 PM
I failed to find any humor in that, but then that's the Onion for you.  I get them, but they're just not funny.
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 11:38:40 PM
Ya THINK ?!?!?!?!?!?

I dunno - they (the TV people) weren't reacting to it all that much. They seemed to be more concerned about the male's ejaculate that he left on the table and the flying around that he was doing when the female entered the set.

And it's a bit of a stretch to equate it to "**** you!" anyway.

Compare that to this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq5CDszAG0Y&feature=related[/youtube]

In between the "**** off" and the pig sounds, he likes to yell "You wanker!"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: catsmtrods on February 27, 2011, 05:37:29 AM
"Spray its rancid ejaculate all over the place" !!

I'd shoot the ****in thing if it was in my yard!
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Thor on February 27, 2011, 08:27:56 AM
"Spray its rancid ejaculate all over the place" !!

I'd shoot the ****in thing if it was in my yard!

fa que, fa que.......
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2011, 08:41:47 AM
"smells like burning hair" :rotf:
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: vesta111 on February 28, 2011, 12:55:07 PM
This has to be be the strangest segment of a daily show I have ever seen.

How on earth did both interviewers keep a straight face with a guest bring a bird on the show yelling **** You and a Nazi symbol on its tail and a  female that caused the male bird to ejaculate everywhere.?

Not the birds actions it was the bazaar actions of the interviewers that went along like zombies as one of the birds attacked a camera lens.

I have watched this 3 times and still think this is the strangest interview on any show I have ever seen, bird were being birds but the hosts of the program was the really funny part.---------Makes me wonder if these hosts are actual real people.

Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Thor on February 28, 2011, 02:47:35 PM
This has to be be the strangest segment of a daily show I have ever seen.

How on earth did both interviewers keep a straight face with a guest bring a bird on the show yelling **** You and a Nazi symbol on its tail and a  female that caused the male bird to ejaculate everywhere.?

Not the birds actions it was the bazaar actions of the interviewers that went along like zombies as one of the birds attacked a camera lens.

I have watched this 3 times and still think this is the strangest interview on any show I have ever seen, bird were being birds but the hosts of the program was the really funny part.---------Makes me wonder if these hosts are actual real people.



Something tells me that Vesta doesn't realize this is The Onion.....   :mental:

 :stupidpeople:
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2011, 04:38:30 PM
Ptarmigan calls are more human-like.

GO-BACK!!!!!!! AAAK! AAAAAK!!!! WAAAAAKKKK!!!! GO-BACK!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: TexasCop on February 28, 2011, 04:44:13 PM
This has to be be the strangest segment of a daily show I have ever seen.

How on earth did both interviewers keep a straight face with a guest bring a bird on the show yelling **** You and a Nazi symbol on its tail and a  female that caused the male bird to ejaculate everywhere.?

Not the birds actions it was the bazaar actions of the interviewers that went along like zombies as one of the birds attacked a camera lens.

I have watched this 3 times and still think this is the strangest interview on any show I have ever seen, bird were being birds but the hosts of the program was the really funny part.---------Makes me wonder if these hosts are actual real people.



 :doh:
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2011, 03:40:40 PM
*disappointed*  Not ptarmigans ?   

Ptarmigans don't have annoying calls. They are quite comical.
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: compaqxp on March 01, 2011, 04:36:34 PM
This has to be be the strangest segment of a daily show I have ever seen.

How on earth did both interviewers keep a straight face with a guest bring a bird on the show yelling **** You and a Nazi symbol on its tail and a  female that caused the male bird to ejaculate everywhere.?

Not the birds actions it was the bazaar actions of the interviewers that went along like zombies as one of the birds attacked a camera lens.

I have watched this 3 times and still think this is the strangest interview on any show I have ever seen, bird were being birds but the hosts of the program was the really funny part.---------Makes me wonder if these hosts are actual real people.



You can't be serious, can you?  :hammer:
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
You can't be serious, can you?  :hammer:
Is this your first encounter with Vesta?
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 01, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
Is this your first encounter with Vesta?

Obviously! It has come to my attention Compaq is not all that sharp, to begin with...........
Title: Re: Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call
Post by: DefiantSix on March 02, 2011, 12:28:42 PM
Obviously! It has come to my attention Compaq is not all that sharp, to begin with...........

Like trying to drill for oil with a stack of marshmallows.