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Title: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 09:36:52 AM
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EBENSBURG — Borough police filed summary harassment charges Thursday against a Revloc man and a Gallitzin man in what the two claimed was a prank when they left a head from a butchered cow on the doorstep at a local couple’s house.

Sgt. Robert Sapp filed one count against William Criste Delaney, 62, of the 100 block of Harding Avenue, Revloc, and Charles Wilkinson, 40, of the 1400 block of Syberton Road, Gallitzin.
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link (http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x1348435981/Accused-pranksters-charged-with-harassment)

If this was meant to be a practical joke, it certainly isn't one that I find a-moo-sing.  :-)
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 09:51:29 AM
link (http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x1348435981/Accused-pranksters-charged-with-harassment)

If this was meant to be a practical joke, it certainly isn't one that I find a-moo-sing.  :-)

Maybe the sender wanted them to make some "head cheese"??
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 09:56:00 AM
Maybe the sender wanted them to make some "head cheese"??
Good to see you have kicked off the punning, we can milk this story for all it's worth.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 10:07:26 AM
Good to see you have kicked off the punning, we can milk this story for all it's worth.

Needs more  cowbell.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 10:09:58 AM
Maybe we'll see some cow patties  out of this??
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: TexasCop on February 25, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
If that happened to me, I'd have to MOOve.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 10:39:23 AM
This particular story, and I'm sorry to have to say this bijou, isn't worth teats.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 10:43:06 AM
This particular story, and I'm sorry to have to say this bijou, isn't worth teats.
I disagree, the puns it has produced are the cream of the crop.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 10:43:42 AM
I disagree, the puns it has produced are the cream of the crop.

Are you trying to butter me up?
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 25, 2011, 11:02:14 AM
This had legs.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 11:12:35 AM
Are you trying to butter me up?
I udderly deny that that was the intent of my post!
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: thundley4 on February 25, 2011, 11:15:36 AM
The two perps didn't hoof it away fast or far enough.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: NHSparky on February 25, 2011, 11:36:30 AM
I wonder how they removed the head...did they use a SHANK?  Or a BLADE?  Or perhaps they just had to ROAST it off?  Good thing they found it quickly, though--leave it a-LOIN for too long and it's start to smell pretty bad.  I think the charges are a bunch of TRIPE anyway.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 12:44:05 PM
I wonder how they removed the head...did they use a SHANK?  Or a BLADE?  Or perhaps they just had to ROAST it off?  Good thing they found it quickly, though--leave it a-LOIN for too long and it's start to smell pretty bad.  I think the charges are a bunch of TRIPE anyway.

Ugh.   :thatsright:  That's just offal.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 01:04:36 PM
The puns are getting to be like sour cream....  Seems like you folks have gotten stuck with the horns......
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 01:19:13 PM
I udderly deny that that was the intent of my post!

brilliant!!!

h5

you da best, bijou.  :bow:
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 01:47:42 PM
brilliant!!!

h5

you da best, bijou.  :bow:
Thx. :) You are pretty good yourself!
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 02:01:41 PM
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on February 25, 2011, 02:17:16 PM
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny
That's bull. I've herd you make some very good puns.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 02:25:35 PM
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny

That is a bunch of MANURE!

You just have to STEER yourself in the right direction. 
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
Well, it's not like I get a stampede of accolades.....

:bolt:
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Varokhâr on February 25, 2011, 02:47:53 PM
Guess the perps had a cow with the couple.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 03:07:52 PM
Well, it's not like I get a stampede of accolades.....

:bolt:

Poor Poor Thor.....got some HERD feelings???   :bawl:
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 09:25:31 PM
Poor Poor Thor.....got some HERD feelings???   :bawl:

He was grazed by some insults a couple days ago, now he's trying hard to chew his cud.

But it ain't workin', as you can see.

Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
He was grazed by some insults a couple days ago, now he's trying hard to chew his cud.

But it ain't workin', as you can see.



So cheesy, dairy... so cheesy...
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 09:37:43 PM
So cheesy, dairy... so cheesy...

My, my. That sounds like it isn't the Holstein story. Did you become infused with some bacterium or sumpin'? If so, I've got some cheesecloth all set up for you.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: vesta111 on March 02, 2011, 06:47:13 AM
My, my. That sounds like it isn't the Holstein story. Did you become infused with some bacterium or sumpin'? If so, I've got some cheesecloth all set up for you.

Just found this and I have a few ideas.

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????

ME,-------- I would dig a hole in the yard and place the cows head in the dirt and leave it there for 12-18 months.     dig the sucker up place what ever is left from the worms and whatever in a tub of Clorox.

Wait a couple weeks and bring it out to dry.      When well dried Shellac the skull let dry and then paint the skull up in the way to look American Indian.  Coated it with a sealer and take to flee markets and art showed.   Put a price of $2,000 on it and let someone barter you down to $1,500
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2011, 08:09:51 AM
Vesta mentioned Art and reminded me of a show on PBS the other night. They were show casing the great artist of SC.... :lmao: The first one was a woman, one of those artist that smear/smudges/plops several colors on a canvas and then go on and on about what a great work of art it is. Hell lady, I've seen  drop clothes that house painters use to protect the furniture with more artistic value than that shit you're selling.

Now let me tell you, there were a few artist on the probram that I would call artist but some were...well...something outta this world....maybe you needed to be smoked to the "N"th degree to see the "art" in their work?
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on March 02, 2011, 09:28:54 AM
Vesta mentioned Art and reminded me of a show on PBS the other night. They were show casing the great artist of SC.... :lmao: The first one was a woman, one of those artist that smear/smudges/plops several colors on a canvas and then go on and on about what a great work of art it is. Hell lady, I've seen  drop clothes that house painters use to protect the furniture with more artistic value than that shit you're selling.

Now let me tell you, there were a few artist on the probram that I would call artist but some were...well...something outta this world....maybe you needed to be smoked to the "N"th degree to see the "art" in their work?

Either that are on some REALLY good meds......
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2011, 04:06:18 PM
Just found this and I have a few ideas.

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????

ME,-------- I would dig a hole in the yard and place the cows head in the dirt and leave it there for 12-18 months.     


I thought you were going to say that you were going to grow a cow.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 02, 2011, 05:37:09 PM

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????




I'd give Johnny Fontane the damn role in the movie.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on March 03, 2011, 12:31:57 PM


I'd give Johnny Fontane the damn role in the movie.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on March 03, 2011, 02:27:19 PM
I think that we've milked about all of this thread that we can.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 07, 2011, 06:59:56 PM
I think that we've milked about all of this thread that we can.


So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Thor on March 07, 2011, 09:38:42 PM

So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.

You are a bad, bad boy.......  :lmao: :lmao: Bitchslap for that....
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 08, 2011, 04:56:01 AM
What's the problem? They both got some head.

....and Bill Clinton called to say that there's nothing wrong with getting head.
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: bijou on March 08, 2011, 05:32:09 AM

So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.
You should hide your head in shame for that pun.  :-)
Title: Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
Post by: Eupher on March 08, 2011, 08:55:08 AM
I laughed so hard at the Elsie and hide puns that I wound up with tender loins.