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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on February 22, 2011, 01:55:49 PM

Title: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 22, 2011, 01:55:49 PM
DUmmies complain about everything, all the time, so this thread set off a raging bonfire:
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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 10:16 AM
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51percent of women say they'd skip sex for a year in a trade for being skinny
Would you give up sex to be thin?

Fitness magazine asked 2,400 women if they would sacrifice a full year of sex to be skinny -- and 51 percent said yes.

That was just one of the surprising results of the magazine's new diet survey - a survey that underscored the serious self-esteem and body issues many women have today.

Other findings: 43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight, 39 percent have taken diet pills, and 40 percent went on their first diet, not only in high school, but possibly in middle school.

On "The Early Show on Saturday Morning," contributor Dr. Jennifer Hartstein, a psychologist, said the survey "really says a lot about (women's) body image. Another study I saw yesterday said 61 percent of women are thinking about what their body looks like while they're having sex.

Blah, blah
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/02/19/earlyshow/sat...
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x471330#481152


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pipi_k  (1000+ posts)       Mon Feb-21-11 10:41 AM
Response to Reply #8
12. It's not just about vanity and self-absorption...
I'm overweight.

My body hurts. All the time.

My knees ache. I can't even bend over to clip my own damned toenails. I can just barely get my own socks on.

Instead of taking a shower, I would love to sit in my bathtub for a soak every once in a while but I can't without having to ask for help getting up.

If I use a restroom other than my own (public or private) I always worry that I won't be able to get back up and have to call for help. This nearly happened one time in a restaurant.

I think we'll give DUmmy pipi_k a pass on this one.

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Beacool  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 12:04 PM
Response to Reply #22
57. I think that they were kidding.
But my response to that would be that if they were better lovers the wives wouldn't mind having sex regularly with them.

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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:14 PM
Response to Reply #68
70. and how many of those women
pull out the vibrator when hubby walks out the door. 


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SwampG8r  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
75. my wife must be trying to win a skinny competition
mean i use my best stuff (remember i am a floridian) and get little to no response
gems like "hey...you awake...?" and "c'mon baby i aint that drunk" or the classic "swear to god honey i swear i thought it was you not your sister" for reals yall i am bringing my a game here
i didnt get a response with "we still got 5 minutes" either
florida women have been ruined by modern american life

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slackmaster  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 09:55 PM
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28. I'd skip skinny women if I could have sex every day for a year
 
 

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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 09:29 AM
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31. Why isn't my wife a toothpick then?

 
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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 11:43 AM
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50. Guess that makes my ex-wife a borderline anorexic...


The CalPig chimes in:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.

Love that aching seed....blink, blink, blink, blink

Gotta say, it's a little disappointing the Buick hasn't screeched to a stop at this one.
 
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 22, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.


If CalPiggy got skinny, she couldn't hide that adam's apple nearly as well, now could she?
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: FreeBorn on February 22, 2011, 02:04:08 PM
Never any shortage of mental masturbation over at the DUmp...
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Rebel on February 22, 2011, 02:06:52 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.


(http://www.familyguyfiles.com/epimages/1ACX03-Mind-Over-Murder.avi_000124332.jpg)
That's nasty.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
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SwampG8r  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
75. my wife must be trying to win a skinny competition
mean i use my best stuff (remember i am a floridian) and get little to no response
gems like "hey...you awake...?" and "c'mon baby i aint that drunk" or the classic "swear to god honey i swear i thought it was you not your sister" for reals yall i am bringing my a game here
i didnt get a response with "we still got 5 minutes" either
florida women have been ruined by modern american life

Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: VivisMom on February 22, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  

His wife is sleeping with the pool boy.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2011, 02:17:18 PM
His wife is sleeping with the pool boy.

 :rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on February 22, 2011, 02:21:07 PM
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43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight

Skipping meals isn't good at all, by skipping meals your body goes into protection mode and stores fat, you need to eat many meals per day, I eat I'd say 6-7 times a day, you need to keep your metabolism moving and by eating frequently it does.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: thelaughingman on February 22, 2011, 02:31:04 PM
I threw up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 22, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
Gotta say, it's a little disappointing the Buick hasn't screeched to a stop at this one.

No, it's not.  It's actually vomit-reducing. :puke:
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Karin on February 22, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
Well, I wandered over, and here's the thing.  The DUmmies don't get that it was a hypothetical question, as in, "what would you give up if only you could magically be skinny?"  They instead went into the caloric-burning aspects of boinking.  DUmb. 

Last post was a TMI about how doing it yourself is easier and quicker. 


(Psssst, DUmmy--it's not as good, but you'll never know.)
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 22, 2011, 03:13:12 PM
Last post was a TMI about how doing it yourself is easier and quicker. 

(Psssst, DUmmy--it's not as good, but you'll never know.)

Stevie Numbers?
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 22, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Sex is good workout.  Why would someone have to skip it in order to be skinny instead?  Just sayin..

And EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW to that whole thread anyway.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: thundley4 on February 22, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
pipi-k sounds like one of those people that are riding around on a Hoover Round.  The carts that have the vacuum attachment for food.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 22, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
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pipi-k sounds like one of those people that are riding around on a Hoover Round.  The carts that have the vacuum attachment for food.

You mean, like this?

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091006210648/cleveland/images/thumb/4/4a/Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg/712px-Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Randy on February 22, 2011, 03:53:16 PM
Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  

Yes I can.

He's saying he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, even with 100 dollar bills stuck all over his rotund body.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: thundley4 on February 22, 2011, 04:30:34 PM
You mean, like this?

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091006210648/cleveland/images/thumb/4/4a/Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg/712px-Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg)

Exactly.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Tucker on February 22, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Just what the world needs. A herd of fat, socialist DU tramps. They remain fat in order to have more sex, hoping to breed, thus increasing their welfare check.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: true_blood on February 22, 2011, 07:40:24 PM
You mean, like this?
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091006210648/cleveland/images/thumb/4/4a/Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg/712px-Kendra%28tcs%29.jpg)
That's epic. Gotta love the Pringle's can in her hands. "Once you pop,....you can't stop"!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Tucker on February 22, 2011, 08:02:31 PM
That's epic. Gotta love the Pringle's can in her hands. "Once you pop,....you can't stop"!  :rotf:

The pink gives her a feminine sex appeal. Hubba-hubba.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: delilahmused on February 22, 2011, 08:12:28 PM
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Beacool  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 12:04 PM
Response to Reply #22
57. I think that they were kidding.
But my response to that would be that if they were better lovers the wives wouldn't mind having sex regularly with them.

So the wife shouldn't be actively engaged in good lovin'? Does the DUmmie think she should simply lay there mentally clipping coupons and if she happens to get a thrill, let out a little whimper? Why not just use inflatable dolls.

Cindie
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: miskie on February 22, 2011, 08:16:21 PM
Sex and CalPeg shouldn't be in the same sentence. barf.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Tucker on February 22, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Sex and CalPeg shouldn't be in the same sentence. barf.

Exception.

What sex is CPeg?
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Rebel on February 22, 2011, 09:46:32 PM
Exception.

What sex is CPeg?

Reincarnated Marshall Applewhite AKA "Do".
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Boudicca on February 22, 2011, 10:46:12 PM
Reincarnated Marshall Applewhite AKA "Do".

Androgenous,  yes?
 :cheersmate:BTW for the comparison.  They were maybe separated at birth, which is why she didn't beam up to the mothership with the rest of the  :mental:Heaven's Gate :loser:
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2011, 10:58:14 AM
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:14 PM
Response to Reply #68
70. and how many of those women
pull out the vibrator when hubby walks out the door. 


It was a poorly-worded survey, since most of the 51% probably did not mean they would give up sex with themselves, just sex with other people.
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2011, 12:44:12 PM
Calpiggy found a lover
His name was Applewhite
No balls below his polar
His thingy therefore quit
It was on the Blink-blink-blink
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 23, 2011, 02:37:15 PM
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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 10:16 AM
Original message
51percent of women say they'd skip sex for a year in a trade for being skinny
Would you give up sex to be thin?

Well it could be 51% of their readers are fat and ugly, not gettin' laid in the first place, so wouldn't be givin' up a damn thing!

Ever think of that DUmbass?

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.

Is this insinuating the CalPig engages in se.............................Oh good grief, I just can't say it! Oh the humanity!
Title: Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
Post by: Boudicca on February 23, 2011, 03:18:13 PM
Calpiggy found a lover
His name was Applewhite
No balls below his polar
His thingy therefore quit
It was on the Blink-blink-blink


Oh, Good Lord, totally worth a HI5! :lmao: :cheersmate: