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Title: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 20, 2011, 05:53:47 PM
It's All About the Rabbits this Month
http://poway.patch.com/articles/its-all-about-the-rabbits-this-month

February is Adopt a Rescued Rabbit Month. Humanity is doomed.  :argh:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: compaqxp on February 20, 2011, 07:03:35 PM
Is it not possible that rabbits are simply misunderstood? Perhaps all they're fighting for are equal rights from the oppressive Ptarmigan's. I think they all should just be friends.

Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Is it not possible that rabbits are simply misunderstood? Perhaps all they're fighting for are equal rights from the oppressive Ptarmigan's. I think they all should just be friends.



BS for trying to pour cold, clear Canadian water on this one.
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2011, 05:07:55 PM
Is it not possible that rabbits are simply misunderstood? Perhaps all they're fighting for are equal rights from the oppressive Ptarmigan's. I think they all should just be friends.


No. It's really about ptarmigans being a contemptible species unworthy of their place in the world.
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Thor on February 21, 2011, 05:27:39 PM
Both Rabbits and birds shit anywhere they feel like it. BOTH make a good food source. Rabbits tend to be a little more "cuddly".
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 21, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
No. It's really about ptarmigans being a contemptible species unworthy of their place in the world.

No. It's really about lagomorphs being a contemptible species unworthy of their place in the world.
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: thundley4 on February 21, 2011, 09:43:14 PM
Does anyone else find it strange that the name for ptarmigans is derived from the name for rabbits?
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 21, 2011, 09:51:04 PM
Does anyone else find it strange that the name for ptarmigans is derived from the name for rabbits?

You mean the genus, Lagopus, which means "rabbit or hare feet". Lagopus was given by scientists many years ago and thought it would be funny to refer to it as "rabbit foot". Ptarmigans have no connection with rabbits. Besides Lagopus is a derogatory slur against ptarmigans. Ptarmigan comes from the word tarmachan, which means "croaker" or "mountaineer", a very fitting name.
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Thor on February 21, 2011, 09:52:31 PM
You mean the genus, Lagopus, which means "rabbit or hare feet". Lagopus was given by scientists many years ago and thought it would be funny to refer to it as "rabbit foot". Ptarmigans have no connection with rabbits. Besides Lagopus is a derogatory slur against ptarmigans. Ptarmigan comes from the word tarmachan, which means "croaker" or "mountaineer", a very fitting name.

OK, Lagopus......
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 21, 2011, 09:54:27 PM
OK, Lagopus......

Don't call me bunny feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: vesta111 on February 22, 2011, 09:02:29 AM
Don't call me bunny feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

If it makes you feel any better I have a leather vest with about 50 rabbit feet key chains sewn to it as border of the back waist and down the front and on the arms.  Instead of leather fringe I used the feet I bought in a large box  at a garage sale for $20.00.

I have moved on today now I am looking for Ptarmigan feathers to turn into roach clips to sell at the Gay Parades.


Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Thor on February 22, 2011, 09:03:24 AM
If it makes you feel any better I have a leather vest with about 50 rabbit feet key chains sewn to it as border of the back waist and down the front and on the arms.  Instead of leather fringe I used the feet I bought in a large box  at a garage sale for $20.00.

I have moved on today now I am looking for Ptarmigan feathers to turn into roach clips to sell at the Gay Parades.




 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: thundley4 on February 22, 2011, 09:22:21 AM
If it makes you feel any better I have a leather vest with about 50 rabbit feet key chains sewn to it as border of the back waist and down the front and on the arms.  Instead of leather fringe I used the feet I bought in a large box  at a garage sale for $20.00.

I have moved on today now I am looking for Ptarmigan feathers to turn into roach clips to sell at the Gay Parades.



:lol:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: IassaFTots on February 22, 2011, 10:54:20 AM
If it makes you feel any better I have a leather vest with about 50 rabbit feet key chains sewn to it as border of the back waist and down the front and on the arms.  Instead of leather fringe I used the feet I bought in a large box  at a garage sale for $20.00.

I have moved on today now I am looking for Ptarmigan feathers to turn into roach clips to sell at the Gay Parades.




HI FIVE!!!! 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 22, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
If it makes you feel any better I have a leather vest with about 50 rabbit feet key chains sewn to it as border of the back waist and down the front and on the arms.  Instead of leather fringe I used the feet I bought in a large box  at a garage sale for $20.00.

I have moved on today now I am looking for Ptarmigan feathers to turn into roach clips to sell at the Gay Parades.




50 dead rabbits???????????? How about all rabbits drop dead!  :argh:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Thor on February 22, 2011, 07:21:59 PM
Maybe Vesta could make some sort of sex toy out of the ptarmigan feathers???

And Tots?? Vesta DID deserve an high 5 for her post. I guess that she DOES have her lucid moments...
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: IassaFTots on February 22, 2011, 07:23:31 PM
Maybe Vesta could make some sort of sex toy out of the ptarmigan feathers???

And Tots?? Vesta DID deserve an high 5 for her post. I guess that she DOES have her lucid moments...

I'm gonna accept that as a "You were right, Tots...this time."  And thank you very much.   :tongue:
Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Wineslob on February 24, 2011, 02:18:28 PM
MSB's FULL LENGTH HOME MADE PRON:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5bF4cw52z8[/youtube]



Moar cute Bunnies!



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Title: Re: It's All About the Rabbits this Month (Humanity Is DOOMED!)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
Great, more sodomite God hating freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD STILL HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bird: :argh: