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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on February 20, 2011, 12:55:23 PM
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One from a nOOb DUmmy:
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x463866)
But but but he wan't drunk:
Project Grudge (221 posts) Sun Feb-20-11 12:36 PM
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I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out.
I work 40 hours a week and volunteer to teach another 10 hours. So I relax during my one day off a week.
I was leaving a friend's and had just turned onto MY BLOCK when I was pulled over within eyesight of my house. The cop had me step out of the car and then he preceded to tell me my license plate light doesn't work. (Which is true because my older model doesn't even have one.)
He had me step out of the car and do sobriety tests after sobriety tests. I followed my eyes with the officer's pen. Then I walked a straight line. He had me blow into a breathalyzer where I blew a 000. Then he had me balance myself on one foot. It was early in the cold morning (I had smoked a couple of hours before hand) and I had difficulty doing it. Now he had probable cause and searched my vehicle where he found a little weed.
I've never been in trouble with the law before and I'm trying to go to grad school. I'm so terrified that having "Possession" on my record will prevent me from getting aid and getting a good job.
Keep in mind, the back of my garage always has graffiti on it and I hear of burglaries in my neighborhood all the time. However, I never hear of any of these being solved or arrests being made. I hate being poor.
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:rotf:
I've been pulled over a block from my house before. My license plate light was burned out. We have a few bars up the road from my parent's house. Cop pulled me over, let me know that my light was burned out and to get it replaced, and wanted to make sure I wasn't driving under the influence. I did not receive any sobriety tests because I didn't appear drunk. I gave the officer respect and told him 'thanks' for the heads up on my license plate light. He told me to have a wonderful evening and be safe if I go out later.
If you were worried about being in trouble and having possession on you record, why would you carry around weed? Just saying.
And the graffiti IS annoying. But police and even residents rarely catch the culprits.
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the back of my garage always has graffiti on it and I hear of burglaries in my neighborhood all the time. However, I never hear of any of these being solved or arrests being made.
We'd love to bust these graffiti artists and burglars, but idiots like you who somehow think it's wise to carry pot IN THEIR CAR keep us tied up! :stoner:
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"I'm a loser pothead and now that mean old cop ruined my life so everybody knows I'm a loser pothead"...
:crybaby: :rofl: :violinwhack: :tazeme: :busted: :jerkit: :sosad: :loser2: :doh: :bwah: :overreaction: :stoner:
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That OP is full of stereotypes, I say a mole looking for cred.
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"I'm a loser pothead and now that mean old cop ruined my life so everybody knows I'm a loser pothead"...
:crybaby: :rofl: :violinwhack: :tazeme: :busted: :jerkit: :sosad: :loser2: :doh: :bwah: :overreaction: :stoner:
You're good. H5.
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DUMBAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS if you stay away from the weed you wouldn't be looking at getting arrested. Not many employers look fondly to having some dope addled employee potentially causing problems at work. Go and get your sorry goat smelling ass to work and clean up your act and maybe someday you get promoted from working the counter at the movie theater to working the projection booth.
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You're good. H5.
Nah, TexasCop's pic is freakin' awesome. That zoned out chic playing with the door stopper is classic... :rotf:
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OMG -- that is a freakin 4 alarm fire now with bobbo lecturing them all, and threw in a nice diss on the hearts too. Nice find Tess.
:popcorn:
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bobbolink (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-20-11 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #36
42. People here can send money by the buckets to Wisconsin, to MUDDLECLASS PROTESTORS
, but none of you can bother to chip in a few bucks to help someone who REALLY needs it?
Heart, much?
You sing it bobbo.
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42. People here can send money by the buckets to Wisconsin, to MUDDLECLASS PROTESTORS
The Libtards have a rank structure? Gee, whodathunk!
I threw a "helpful" post over there for Project Grunge and amazingly it's still there.
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Project Grudge (221 posts) Sun Feb-20-11 12:36 PM
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I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out.
He had me step out of the car and do sobriety tests after sobriety tests. I followed my eyes with the officer's pen.
Huh? What?
Dude, you are STILL stoned!
I've never been in trouble with the law before and I'm trying to go to grad school. I'm so terrified that having "Possession" on my record will prevent me from getting aid and getting a good job.
Well, you can still get a job at a refer dispensery in California working with all those other career minded life-long graduate students.
Keep in mind, the back of my garage always has graffiti on it
If you don't like the graffiti on the back of your garage, get rid of the Krylon and pick up a different hobby.
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That OP is full of stereotypes, I say a mole looking for cred.
I dunno, they do sound like a doper. We get one of the following statements nearly ever time:
1. The government shouldn't be able to control what I put into my body.
2. Don't you have real criminals you can be arresting? I had a friend who had her car broken into and the cops never put this much effort into finding the criminal.
3. It's only a plant. If God didn't want us to enjoy it, He wouldn't have let it grow.
The poster hit #2 pretty dead on.
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We'd love to bust these graffiti artists and burglars, but idiots like you who somehow think it's wise to carry pot IN THEIR CAR keep us tied up! :stoner:
That picture looks like me waiting for the movers to show up a few years back. I packed all my books and was kicking myself for two hours for doing that.
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I dunno, they do sound like a doper. We get one of the following statements nearly ever time:
1. The government shouldn't be able to control what I put into my body.
2. Don't you have real criminals you can be arresting? I had a friend who had her car broken into and the cops never put this much effort into finding the criminal.
3. It's only a plant. If God didn't want us to enjoy it, He wouldn't have let it grow.
The poster hit #2 pretty dead on.
All you have to do is add 4. Dismantle the military, and you would have the Libertarian platform in nutshell.
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That picture looks like me waiting for the movers to show up a few years back. I packed all my books and was kicking myself for two hours for doing that.
I can't stop staring at it....
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The doper hates "being poor?" I've been keeping up on what weed costs. Stop buying it and s/he can move to a better neighborhood.
And TexasCop: I liked your comment about stupid people who keep pot in their cars wasting your time. No kidding. There's a reason it's called being "wasted."
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OMG -- that is a freakin 4 alarm fire now with bobbo lecturing them all, and threw in a nice diss on the hearts too. Nice find Tess.
:popcorn:
I'm surprised Bobo didn't attack the Grovelbot in that thread, too. She's on a roll.
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I know it's a silly thing to ask a DUmmy to use logic, but here's the thing. We don't know who the bad guys are. We DO know that bad guys usually use cars to get to and from the scene of their respective crime. That means we have to play a cat and mouse game of figuring out which car has the bad guy in it. It's like a real-life game of Whack-a-Mole, but with turds. When that officer stopped that DUmmy, he was probably looking either for an impaired driver or all-around-bad-guy. As that officer was processing DUmmy for his dope charge, that burglar he's bitching about probably drove right past the officer.
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he preceded to tell me my license plate light doesn't work. (Which is true because my older model doesn't even have one.)
Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?
Just curious.
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Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?
Just curious.
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The Amish don't need plate lights, just a red triangle. Maybe he's representin' the A-Crue!
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Some of Bobbo's posts have been deleted!
Name removed (0 posts) Sun Feb-20-11 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #36
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Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
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I hate being poor.
Yet this person buys marijuana?
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I've been pulled over a block from my house before. My license plate light was burned out. We have a few bars up the road from my parent's house. Cop pulled me over, let me know that my light was burned out and to get it replaced, and wanted to make sure I wasn't driving under the influence. I did not receive any sobriety tests because I didn't appear drunk. I gave the officer respect and told him 'thanks' for the heads up on my license plate light. He told me to have a wonderful evening and be safe if I go out later.
The Police around here a like that too. I've always given cops respect and I've never had any issues with them.
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Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?
Just curious.
I had a 1996 Nissan 240SX when I had my light burn out... I believe it was 2004 I was pulled over. Then a couple weeks later, I had to replace my blinkers and brake lights. All of the lights went out all at once. Which was convenient for me to do a huge shopping trip at Auto Zone. lol
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My 59 Apache has an OEM license plate light.
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My 59 Apache has an OEM license plate light.
I had one of those. I sure miss it. :(
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I thnk the plate lights were pretty much standard OEM gear on everything since at least the 60s.
And drugs are bad, mkay?
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bobbolink (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-20-11 01:47 PM
Response to Reply #36
42. People here can send money by the buckets to Wisconsin, to MUDDLECLASS PROTESTORS
, but none of you can bother to chip in a few bucks to help someone who REALLY needs it?
Heart, much?
Go to Hell, bobo.
Do yourself and humanity a big-assed favor and drive your POS Buick off the nearest bridge into the nearest body of water.
Avoid the wait, do it today.
Let the EPA worry about the cleanup.
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So, this idiot is an unrepentant criminal, got caught and is now "freaking out" that he may have to pay for his crime?
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-20-11 04:21 PM
Response to Reply #114
116. Rooming houses aren't "REAL" housing?
Donations to homeless shelters aren't good enough for you?
Then what the **** is? A complete free ride in a 5th Avenue penthouse?
dg
No DUmmie, you aren't paying attention. The 5th Avenue was a Chysler model. Bobbo prefers Buicks.
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So, this idiot is an unrepentant criminal, got caught and is now "freaking out" that he may have to pay for his crime?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G4mcYOXMA[/youtube]
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Huh? What?
Dude, you are STILL stoned!
Well, you can still get a job at a refer dispensery in California working with all those other career minded life-long graduate students.
If you don't like the graffiti on the back of your garage, get rid of the Krylon and pick up a different hobby.
When I lived in Spokane, if I ever caught one of those ****in' "taggers", I body slammed 'em, all the while yellin' in my best Gomer Pyle, "Citizens Ah-rae-isst, Citizens Ah-rae-isssst!!". Then held 'em until the cops showed up. Caught one asshole tryin' to "tag" my garage, since it had a door to the alley, that time I just let the dogs have 'im'! At the time I had about ½ a sled team! Thew alpha female was one bad sum bitch! Once she went after somethin', the rest followed with jubilant fervor!
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Go to Hell, bobo.
Do yourself and humanity a big-assed favor and drive your POS Buick off the nearest bridge into the nearest body of water.
Avoid the wait, do it today.
Let the EPA worry about the cleanup.
Man DD... that is some serious hazardous waste that would get put in the water. I doubt she has bathed in over a year... her being homeless and all. The grease spot alone would kill lots of fish.
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Go to Hell, bobo.
Do yourself and humanity a big-assed favor and drive your POS Buick off the nearest bridge into the nearest body of water.
Avoid the wait, do it today.
My sentiments exactly.
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Man DD... that is some serious hazardous waste that would get put in the water. I doubt she has bathed in over a year... her being homeless and all. The grease spot alone would kill lots of fish.
:-) :-) :-) :-)
Ain't that the truth. Make the Kanawha River look clean by comparison.
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Bobo was in the Philippines? And to think I was wrong all this time about how "Shit River" got its name!