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Title: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 07:49:28 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emEhGekQI40[/youtube]

Ptarmigans are marching in the snowy Arctic. The loud call of the ptarmigan translates into, "There is a rabbit base we must attack and destroy!"
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 08:14:56 PM: Aw ****!!! We got every union moonbat in Wisconsin going apeshit that the Governor doesn't want to pay full price for patting their poo poos any more, we have a Federal government about to be shut down for lack of payment, moonbat teachers in Idaho picking fights with the SPI there that they couldn't possibly win, and now you tell me that the *******ED PRAIRIE CHICKENS ARE ON THE MARCH, TOO?!?!?!

Where's ****in' Colonel Sanders when you need him? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 08:16:29 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 08:14:56 PM
Aw ****!!! We got every union moonbat in Wisconsin going apeshit that the Governor doesn't want to pay full price for patting their poo poos any more, we have a Federal government about to be shut down for lack of payment, moonbat teachers in Idaho picking fights with the SPI there that they couldn't possibly win, and now you tell me that the *******ED PRAIRIE CHICKENS ARE ON THE MARCH, TOO?!?!?!

Where's ****in' Colonel Sanders when you need him? :fuelfire:

The ptarmigans are marching to stop rabbit oppression and humanity's doom. Rabbits control the unions and they caused the strike, like they caused the recession.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 19, 2011, 08:28:35 PM: It looked suspiciously like goosestepping to me.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 08:28:56 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 19, 2011, 08:28:35 PM
It looked suspiciously like goosestepping to me.

They just walk that way.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 08:50:29 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
They just walk that way.

I'm sure the Wehrmacht said the same thing in 1939.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Gina on February 19, 2011, 08:54:37 PM: Are those seagulls? :hyper:
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 08:59:54 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 08:50:29 PM
I'm sure the Wehrmacht said the same thing in 1939.

Ptarmigans are not Nazis. Rabbits are the Nazis.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 09:02:13 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 08:59:54 PM
Ptarmigans are not Nazis. Rabbits are the Nazis.

Stalin was heard saying something to that effect, as I recall.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 10:17:51 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 19, 2011, 09:02:13 PM
Stalin was heard saying something to that effect, as I recall.

Than rabbits are Communists and Nazis. Fits them well.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Boudicca on February 19, 2011, 10:32:18 PM: C'mon, Ptarmigan, fess up. You know you want these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/8148/

:-) :tongue: :rotf:
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: NHSparky on February 19, 2011, 10:49:38 PM: I love Ptarmigans.

Right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 10:50:08 PM: Quote from: Boudicca on February 19, 2011, 10:32:18 PM
C'mon, Ptarmigan, fess up. You know you want these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/8148/

:-) :tongue: :rotf:

Accuse me of being a closeted rabbit lover. Sorry, I have no skeletons in the closet about rabbits. Besides I would burn it.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2011, 10:50:49 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2011, 10:49:38 PM
I love Rabbits.

Right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy and rabbits screaming in pain wishing they were not in Hell.

Fixed for you.
Title: Re: March of the Ptarmigan
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 20, 2011, 01:42:56 AM: Where the hell is Snuggles????????

I'd just as soon get a second opinion!