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Title: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 19, 2011, 10:17:07 AM: gawd ....wife and I have our tax's done today. little wonder my butt feel's sore

should I take it along ???

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Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: NHSparky on February 19, 2011, 10:18:30 AM: I'd go with the industrial size myself.
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: Gina on February 19, 2011, 10:27:59 AM: did you know?

(http://blawgirl.julieanneines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/funny-pictures-kittens-are-now-tax-deductible.jpg)
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 19, 2011, 10:29:43 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 19, 2011, 10:27:59 AM
did you know?

(http://blawgirl.julieanneines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/funny-pictures-kittens-are-now-tax-deductible.jpg)

would if i could. and I got 3 !!!!
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 19, 2011, 10:30:18 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2011, 10:18:30 AM
I'd go with the industrial size myself.

does that have Obama's pic on it ????
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 19, 2011, 10:30:57 AM: from the IRS:.............excuse me while I whip this out !!!!
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: Rebel on February 19, 2011, 01:53:16 PM: One good thing happens on the 15th of April. This comes out:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W07bFa4TzM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 19, 2011, 04:15:53 PM: well I got some coming back from the Fed and State. glad that craps over !!!!
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 20, 2011, 01:21:38 AM: Quote from: namvet on February 19, 2011, 04:15:53 PM
well I got some coming back from the Fed and State. glad that craps over !!!!

So how does it feel lettin' the gubmint use yer money for free?
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: formerlurker on February 20, 2011, 05:11:14 AM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 20, 2011, 01:21:38 AM
So how does it feel lettin' the gubmint use yer money for free?

That may not be the case next year, especially if Obama is successful stripping us of our mortgage deduction credit.
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: namvet on February 20, 2011, 08:47:19 AM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 20, 2011, 01:21:38 AM
So how does it feel lettin' the gubmint use yer money for free?

what's that saying??? shit happens

my investments and savings are far more important. I had them transferred overseas the day after the pimp raised his left hand. no way in hell some sticky fingered son of bastard bitch is gonna lay a finger on that.
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 20, 2011, 11:04:29 AM: Quote from: namvet on February 20, 2011, 08:47:19 AM
what's that saying??? shit happens

my investments and savings are far more important. I had them transferred overseas the day after the pimp raised his left hand. no way in hell some sticky fingered son of bastard bitch is gonna lay a finger on that.

Now, now, don't get yer panties in a rip. I just meant that I detest lettin' uncle sam have a dime of my money to use interest free. I try like hell to work it so at the end of the year I'm as close to even as possible. Hell this year I might even get $50 back! I missed it last year by $400 and had to pay them! My money works for me much better if I keep it outa the gubmint's greedy, sticky little fingers and not growin mold in some fed bank account.!
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 20, 2011, 11:58:18 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 19, 2011, 10:27:59 AM
did you know?

(http://blawgirl.julieanneines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/funny-pictures-kittens-are-now-tax-deductible.jpg)

I tried that. Didn't work. He said I needed social security numbers for our cats. Heath said he was sure he could find someone who was giving out fake SSN. :rotf:
Title: Re: Tax Day
Post by: Gratiot on February 20, 2011, 05:56:28 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 20, 2011, 11:58:18 AM
I tried that. Didn't work. He said I needed social security numbers for our cats. Heath said he was sure he could find someone who was giving out fake SSN. :rotf:

Just visit da' ghetto, you can rent SSN's for kids at tax time! :( ...there's truth to that :banghead: