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Title: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 17, 2011, 08:39:09 PM: Princess Letizia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Letizia), Carla Bruni (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Bruni), and The First Wookie

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2je38gm.jpg)
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: ExGeeEye on February 17, 2011, 09:45:27 PM: I'd hit it...

I'd hit it...

Aah! My eyes!
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Gina on February 17, 2011, 09:52:28 PM: Wow!

Whoa!

HOLY **** THAT'S A BIG ASS!
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Rebel on February 17, 2011, 09:54:56 PM: Damn, I only saw the two on the left until GINA made me look to the right! :censored:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Rebel on February 17, 2011, 09:57:41 PM: Kudos to the starter. I've continued:

http://ncaabbs.com/showthread.php?tid=482044

:fuelfire:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Gina on February 17, 2011, 09:58:29 PM: those first two have nice asses and legs. Her legs aren't even pretty
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: FreeBorn on February 17, 2011, 10:10:06 PM: Y'all are coming down hard on Wookies but we are definitely talking Sasquatch here, SASQUATCH, NOT a Wookie. Our Wookie friends would greatly appreciate it if everyone would take note...
[youtube=425,350]FWGYTHK3E30[/youtube]
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 17, 2011, 10:29:39 PM: (http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Michelle_Obama.jpg)

But she's such a babe!!!

:thatsright:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Boudicca on February 17, 2011, 11:26:08 PM: Quote from: Janice on February 17, 2011, 10:29:39 PM
(http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Michelle_Obama.jpg)

But she's such a babe!!!

:thatsright:
Rosemary's babe maybe.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Boudicca on February 17, 2011, 11:27:12 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 17, 2011, 10:10:06 PM
Y'all are coming down hard on Wookies but we are definitely talking Sasquatch here, SASQUATCH, NOT a Wookie. Our Wookie friends would greatly appreciate it if everyone would take note...
[youtube=425,350]FWGYTHK3E30[/youtube]

How much are the Wookies paying you to diss the Sasquatch nation? :-)
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: FreeBorn on February 17, 2011, 11:58:32 PM: No no no, it's true! Anybody can see that. Apples & oranges, totally and c'mon, the Wookies fought for The Force, not the dark side. They are TOTALLY conservative.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ezzal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michelleobama.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ezzal.com/1990/blog/funny/15-women-who-look-better-with-mustaches.html&h=341&w=600&sz=36&tbnid=KaLC3inevpR9NM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmichelle%2Bobama%2Bmustache%2Bpic&zoom=1&q=michelle+obama+mustache+pic&hl=en&usg=__qDzG_l1g8YIC1i5qRxgejunrRHg=&sa=X&ei=9gheTfOuDsL7lwepx5zkCw&sqi=2&ved=0CBgQ9QEwAA
Check those HIPS in the creek bed video, can there be any question?
Ask any anthropologist outside of the U of H where Obama's momma was an Alum.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 18, 2011, 12:44:29 AM: (http://i51.tinypic.com/2vmu14x.jpg)

Michelle Denies the Fries (http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/02/michelle_denies_the_fries.html)

"After filling school vending machines with substances no self-respecting kid would ever eat and after bossing around food makers, rewriting nutrition labels, and attempting to worm her way into cupboards, refrigerators and grocery carts, Michelle is one forkful away from dictating the foods restaurants are allowed to put on your plate. According to White House and industry officials:

A team of advisers to the First Lady has been holding private talks over the past year with the National Restaurant Association, a trade group, in a bid to get restaurants to adopt her goals of smaller portions and children's meals that include offerings healthier than French fries and soda. >>>

In short, the woman with a notoriously voracious appetite who feeds her daughters fried food is preparing to usurp parental authority ...."

These are the wages of affirmative action. Incompetent people thinking they're experts in everything.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 18, 2011, 07:48:37 AM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 17, 2011, 08:39:09 PM
Princess Letizia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Letizia), Carla Bruni (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Bruni), and The First Wookie

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2je38gm.jpg)

forget the asses and check out the shoulders!

Michelle: My arms! Focus on my arms! Oh, never mind, I'm pathetic
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 18, 2011, 07:57:32 AM: Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 18, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
forget the asses and check out the shoulders!

Michelle: My arms! Focus on my arms! Oh, never mind, I'm pathetic

Slump shouldered...yeah, I noticed that too....hands halfway to her knees like a ....well....you know....like what the DUmmies called Bush.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Rebel on February 18, 2011, 07:58:06 AM: Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 18, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
forget the asses and check out the shoulders!

Michelle: My arms! Focus on my arms! Oh, never mind, I'm pathetic

Whatever do you mean?

(http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/michellemuscleobama.jpg?w=333&h=500)
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 18, 2011, 08:16:14 AM: @ Rebel

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

can you do something with that (uhmp) underbite?
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 25, 2011, 12:08:55 PM: (http://i55.tinypic.com/2afwdwz.jpg)
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Boudicca on February 25, 2011, 03:25:33 PM: You photoshop types, like Janice and Rebel, are frikkin' brilliant! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
I looked at the photo again. A few observations: if you put Letizia and Bruni's asses together you would equal Sasquatch's posterior AND Sasquatch does not posses shapely calves, unlike almost all fat women. That's why we fat women go around covered from bosom to below the knee as a general rule.

Thank God I'd already eaten lunch before coming onsite and perusing this pic again as it was bumped up (thanks, Janice?!)
since now I'm not sure dinner will be possible. OTOH, my fat ass doesn't need dinner, BUT at least I'm not out there preaching to folks to eat healthy while holed up with short ribs and what the **** ever. :hammer:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: korporal_krakrs on February 25, 2011, 03:57:43 PM: ( | ) ( | ) ( | )

haha
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 25, 2011, 04:30:59 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 17, 2011, 10:10:06 PM
Y'all are coming down hard on Wookies but we are definitely talking Sasquatch here, SASQUATCH, NOT a Wookie. Our Wookie friends would greatly appreciate it if everyone would take note...

Correction noted and appreciated. From this point forward, I will refer to it as "The First Sasquatch". :-)
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Boudicca on February 25, 2011, 04:42:04 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 25, 2011, 04:30:59 PM
Correction noted and appreciated. From this point forward, I will refer to it as "The First Sasquatch". :-)

All you have to do is remember that Chewbacca helped Hans Solo save the princess, and the First Sasquatch would be more likely to eat her.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 25, 2011, 04:57:20 PM: "No, Me-Shall, that dress does not make your ass look big.....your ass makes the dress look big."
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: vesta111 on February 26, 2011, 06:43:08 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 25, 2011, 04:57:20 PM
"No, Me-Shall, that dress does not make your ass look big.....your ass makes the dress look big."

That picture reminds me of a household servant leading favored guests into the home.---
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 26, 2011, 07:43:19 AM: (http://i56.tinypic.com/126ecsj.jpg)

Pickles ...

:rotf:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Schadenfreude on February 26, 2011, 07:50:42 AM: (http://i51.tinypic.com/214s3mb.jpg)

The obesity czar.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 07:52:49 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 26, 2011, 07:50:42 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/214s3mb.jpg)

The obesity czar.

The poor dog looks like he's ashamed he was caught in her presence.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 26, 2011, 07:53:39 AM: The (raggety) fat arse czar ...

:lmao:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 26, 2011, 08:00:54 AM: The Jeffersons ... (http://www.televisiontunes.com/Jeffersons.html)
(^click to listen^)

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2njlnb5.jpg)

â™ª â™« Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie. â™« â™ª
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 08:27:45 AM: Quote from: Janice on February 26, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
The Jeffersons ... (http://www.televisiontunes.com/Jeffersons.html)
(^click to listen^)

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2njlnb5.jpg)

â™ª â™« Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie. â™« â™ª

I dubbed that song onto a video of the Obamas arriving at the White House after the inauguration, uploaded it to youtube, and it was removed for copyright violation. I uploaded it to Facebook and they removed it for the same reason.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 26, 2011, 08:31:49 AM: (http://i53.tinypic.com/2bb5a8.jpg)

Origins of the word 'fugly' ... ?
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: vesta111 on February 26, 2011, 08:35:13 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 07:52:49 AM
The poor dog looks like he's ashamed he was caught in her presence.

I see that picture much differently then you Thund, I see a dog that is looking for whoever cares for him 24/7 and wondering who this person is that he sees only once every 2 months for photo shoots.

Does anyone actually believe this dog is allowed to live in the presidential living quarters, allowed to roam about and perhaps sleep on the bed of one of the girls?? Has there ever been any pictures of the dog without leash following the President into the Oval office and sleeping under his desk????

True the dog has a kennel that is fit for a human to live in, has SS to walk and talk to him 24/7, but in no way is poor Bo a family dog.

Bo is a prop for the family to make them look normal to the millions of dog family's in the country.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 26, 2011, 09:33:23 AM: The first dog better enjoy the high life while he can. I bet 2 years from now he'll be living in a BUICK....if he's lucky.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: docstew on February 26, 2011, 02:13:50 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 26, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
The first dog better enjoy the high life while he can. I bet 2 years from now he'll be living in a BUICK....if he's lucky.

You mean if he doesn't get "hit by a car running across the road", like the poor, late, Buddy?
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: DefiantSix on February 26, 2011, 03:19:04 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 25, 2011, 04:30:59 PM
Correction noted and appreciated. From this point forward, I will refer to it as "The First Sasquatch". :-)

(http://www.boingboing.net/images/gardentsasqqqqq.jpg)

'First Yeti' is always an acceptable substitute, as well.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on February 26, 2011, 07:16:00 PM: (http://i54.tinypic.com/10xyp04.png)

Robert Gibbs: "See guys, I told you hers was bigger than Barry's."
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 07:29:57 PM: Quote from: Janice on February 26, 2011, 07:16:00 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/10xyp04.png)

Robert Gibbs: "See guys, I told you hers was bigger than Barry's."

The guy in the middle looks like a chunkier version of Jay Leno.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: ExGeeEye on February 26, 2011, 07:46:55 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2011, 07:29:57 PM
The guy in the middle looks like a chunkier version of Jay Leno.
She turned him into a Newt.
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: Janice on March 01, 2011, 04:18:38 PM: (http://i53.tinypic.com/vspf6x.jpg)

:devious:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 01, 2011, 04:34:55 PM: Quote from: Janice on March 01, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/vspf6x.jpg)

:devious:

The First Sasquatch blew out a snowshoe! :lmao:
Title: Re: CAPTION ME - Princess Letizia, Carla Bruni, First Wookie
Post by: true_blood on March 01, 2011, 08:15:42 PM: And she tells "us" to eat carrot sticks??! :whatever: