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Title: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: CC27 on February 17, 2011, 11:06:27 AM
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Feb-17-11 08:13 AM
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Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
   
Watching clips of his address, mocking everyone, saying he doesn't give two shits what people want. And the GOP eats it up, calls him brave and strong. WTF? He does have one valid point...high-speed rail and clean energy and education are frivolous wastes of money. Totally.

I mean really, after he's laid everyone off, shut everything down and reduced everyone's wages to $3.50/hr, who the hell is going to be able to afford a train ticket or a college education?

So is your mother.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x436202
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2011, 11:16:59 AM
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Feb-17-11 08:13 AM
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Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.

Now there's a classic case of projection, if ever there was one.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 17, 2011, 11:18:50 AM
The nice thing about huge douche bags is they clean out all the big pussies.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: TexasCop on February 17, 2011, 11:22:50 AM
The nice thing about huge douche bags is they clean out all the big pussies.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: njpines on February 17, 2011, 11:27:44 AM
Don't ever change, big Chris!!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 17, 2011, 11:29:34 AM
The nice thing about huge douche bags is they clean out all the big pussies.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2011, 11:29:58 AM
Pedro Picasso must have had a traumatic experience or something, with one of those bags.

If one hasn't noticed, Pedro Picasso uses that term in just about every campfire he starts.

Other primitives use it, but rarely.  Pedro Picasso uses it all the time.

The guy's obsessed with those bags.

As usual, there's something significantly Freudian in that.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2011, 11:35:15 AM
The nice thing about huge douche bags is they clean out all the big pussies.

Maybe Pedro Picasso's older brother, who's a couple of years older, when Pedro Picasso was a little lad, gave him one of those bags to use for trick-or-treating on Halloween.

The guy's obsessed with those bags, I tell you.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: Janice on February 17, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Ol' Christie must be doin somethin right if the left hates him.

  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 17, 2011, 11:38:11 AM
Ol' Christie must be doin somethin right if the left hates him.

  :cheersmate:

And they have nothing substantive to criticize him for, they just call him names.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 11:49:14 AM
Asshat still hasn't figured out New Jersey is ****in' broke! They don't have any more money moron, and they can't print it like your messiah!
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2011, 12:00:59 PM
Asshat still hasn't figured out New Jersey is ****in' broke! They don't have any more money moron, and they can't print it like your messiah!

But they could tax the rich at 110% and tax their wealth. /DUmode
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
But they could tax the rich at 110% and tax their wealth. /DUmode

Well, but that would include Pedro Picasso, who's no pauper.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: Karin on February 17, 2011, 12:35:16 PM
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-17-11 08:31 AM
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7. Because he pushes the meme that all our economic problems are the fault of the poor
 The guy is such a douche bag.
 

And there he goes again, Frank.  Atman, your statement is false and absurd.  He blames overspending, overtaxing, and the bottomless pit that are the unions. 
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2011, 12:54:35 PM
And there he goes again, Frank.

Pedro Picasso and I go back a long way, madam.

Years; damned near two-thirds of a decade.

franksolich doesn't have to read him to know what he's yapping.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2011, 02:09:53 PM
Hmmmm.

I just went over to Skins's island to take a look-see to see if anything's new been said at this campfire.

No, but I did notice something else.

Pedro Picasso, one of the most affluent primitives, hasn't yet donated to the quarterly fund drive for Skins's island.....and to top it off, some ignorant primitive gave him a heart, when as we all know, Pedro Picasso can afford hundreds, thousands, of hearts himself.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 05:15:15 PM
Hmmmm.

I just went over to Skins's island to take a look-see to see if anything's new been said at this campfire.

No, but I did notice something else.

Pedro Picasso, one of the most affluent primitives, hasn't yet donated to the quarterly fund drive for Skins's island.....and to top it off, some ignorant primitive gave him a heart, when as we all know, Pedro Picasso can afford hundreds, thousands, of hearts himself.

Isn't AssMan one who has his finger on the Nuclear Football at the DUmp, Coach? I thought he was a "paid" employee. As such he probably doesn't think he needs to contribute to the sewer renovations.
Title: Re: Chris Christie is a huge f#cking douche bag.
Post by: Janice on February 17, 2011, 05:20:24 PM
Isn't AssMan one who has his finger on the Nuclear Football at the DUmp, Coach? I thought he was a "paid" employee. As such he probably doesn't think he needs to contribute to the sewer renovations.

 :rotf: