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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: chitownchica on February 17, 2011, 02:21:49 AM
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-17-11 01:19 AM
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I've been a student of strategy since I was eight years old.
You'll have to forgive me if this is a little incoherent--I've had probably five glasses of wine tonight, and to be blunt, I'm more than a little drunk.
I have been experimenting and learning strategy and "game theory" since I was eight years old. I've tested my brain against almost every class of strategic game human beings make, from chess, to real time combat simulations, to the famous "Game of Life" exercise in evolutionary growth theorem. I've read up on everything from political strategy, to ancient Roman battle tactics, to architectural strategy used in building things like earthquake-proof domes. My brain retains all this in part because I score in the top one tenth of one percent of the population for comprehension, language, and math.
I say this all not to toot my own horn, but to provide context for my next statement, which is something that I realized before but I was reminded of again tonight.
Barack Obama is smarter and a better strategist than I will ever be.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
He'd have to be drunk to come up with that.
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DUmmie says, "I score in the top one tenth of one percent of the population for
comprehension, Stupidity language laziness, and math down right craziness."
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DUmmie says, "I score in the top one tenth of one percent of the population for comprehension, Stupidity language laziness, and math down right craziness."
And the DUmb**** scores in the bottom one-tenth of the lowest one percent of the population in the most important quality of all: common sense.
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This is a good example of why it's never wise to post drunk. You can make an utter ass out of yourself, and have to suffer embarassment and derision. What a self-regarding blowhard, like so many of them over there. No wonder they're all crying in their beer when it comes to holidays. "Nobody ever invites me over. I'm all alone here tonight." Farleftrage said something like that, and you don't have to wonder why.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x435581
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x435581
The wreath doesn't seem to be impressing the primitives any more than he's impressing us.
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denem (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-17-11 02:23 AM
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1. "more than a little drunk" - get thee to the Lounge
Edited on Thu Feb-17-11 02:24 AM by denem
They are students of 'strategy' every 8 PM at the latest.
:lmao:
RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-17-11 02:33 AM
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4. ........not rowing over that garbled nonsense.....
On a side note, I am still due beer and travel money, so he is not that smart. However that can be applied to me also. But remember smart is not what matters first.
:lmao: :rotf:
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu Feb-17-11 01:19 AM
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I've been a student of strategy since I was eight years old.
Translated : I've been playing Statego since I was eight years old, and I still can't win.
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-17-11 03:44 AM
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15. Dear Anonymous Internet Guy
Color me unimpressed with your horn-tooting and claims to be able to see into people's souls.
I will go with my own instinct and intellect on this one.
Being able to compete and strategize does not make you any better at reading people's hearts than the dumbest gas station attendant.
Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-17-11 04:00 AM
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16. You have never impressed me with your intellect.
ronnie624 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-17-11 09:04 AM
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18. I've read thousands of your messages.
I don't see it.
Now that you've sobered-up, I'll bet you're hoping this sinks quickly.
:rotf:
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...and one DUmmie says, "Now that you've sobered-up, I'll bet you're hoping this sinks quickly".
Quick, someone with a mole, K&R
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...and one DUmmie says, "Now that you've sobered-up, I'll bet you're hoping this sinks quickly".
Quick, someone with a mole, K&R
I don't think a mole's necessary to keep it on the front page.
I think the primitives are doing a good job doing that.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x435581
Thanks for putting the link up for me Bally. :cheersmate:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x435581
And in that thread, this was posted. I wonder why this person couldn't come up with a more current example of Obama's purported strategizing? Newsflash for lurkers: Obama doesn't have any idea of what he is doing. He won because the media managed to portray him as the second coming of JFK, Abe Lincoln, FDR and George Washington all rolled into one nifty package. :whatever:
RandySF (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-17-11 02:48 AM
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7. I've said it many times
I remember moments in the 2008 campaign when it looked like Obama had no idea what he was doing, only to be shown time and time again that he was several steps ahead of everyone else. The greatest example was during the summer, when it looked like McCain and the Republicans took over the airwaves and the MSM. And while many of us were scratching our heads, he had his boots on the ground in every state training volunteers and knocking on doors. By mid-October, even the Republicans knew they were outmaneuvered.
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My brother-in-law could have written that post, and posted it as well given he's a dyed-in-the-wool moonbat. Mind you, all of the bio given would be more-or-less accurate, but I'm sure they are both equally innocent of any actual military, political, or public safety experience to provide any context of reality whatsoever for all their theoretical bullshit.
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That dolt wasn't drinking "wine" I'll wager. It's just a cover for the real vice, :koolaid:
These hardcore Koolies have gone beyond drinking the Koolaid and advanced to snorting lines of the Koolaid powder.
Classic addiction progression with associated delusions, sad really.
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That dolt wasn't drinking "wine" I'll wager. It's just a cover for the real vice, :koolaid:
These hardcore Koolies have gone beyond drinking the Koolaid and advanced to snorting lines of the Koolaid powder.
Classic addiction progression with associated delusions, sad really.
Next step, Koolaid enemas.
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-17-11 01:19 AM
Original message
I've been a student of strategy since I was eight years old.
You'll have to forgive me if this is a little incoherent--I've had probably five glasses of wine tonight, and to be blunt, I'm more than a little drunk.
I have been experimenting and learning strategy and "game theory" since I was eight years old. I've tested my brain against almost every class of strategic game human beings make, from chess, to real time combat simulations, to the famous "Game of Life" exercise in evolutionary growth theorem. I've read up on everything from political strategy, to ancient Roman battle tactics, to architectural strategy used in building things like earthquake-proof domes. My brain retains all this in part because I score in the top one tenth of one percent of the population for comprehension, language, and math.
I say this all not to toot my own horn, but to relate to you something that has me deeply disturbed: I can't figure out how to tie my own shoes.
f1x0r3d
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f1x0r3d
HA! H5 :cheersmate:
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If everything you posted is true Wrath, how come I keep beatin' the shit outa ya playin' chess?
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I score in the top one tenth of one percent of the population for comprehension, language, and math.
Compared to DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski, he's a DUmbass.
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And yet the OP DU che is one of life's loser. The DUmp must be the most concentrated source of super smart, ultra talented people that are in the lower 3 sigma of achievement.
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And yet the OP DU che is one of life's loser. The DUmp must be the most concentrated source of super smart, ultra talented people that are in the lower 3 sigma of achievement.
Wraith E. Coyote, Super Duper Genius!
nuff said........
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-17-11 01:19 AM
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Barack Obama is smarter and a better strategist than I will ever be.
Yeah, he is. Because he wrecking the Country and getting away with it. It's disgusting.
Let's see. Drunk at 1:19 in the AM and I'm assuming the primitive doesn't have to get up early for work, right? :wink:
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Yeah, he is. Because he wrecking the Country and getting away with it. It's disgusting.
Let's see. Drunk at 1:19 in the AM and I'm assuming the primitive doesn't have to get up early for work, right? :wink:
"WORK", you're kiddin' right?
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I play Scrabble and beat the computer. I must be a genius.
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"WORK", you're kiddin' right?
I was. :-)
He more "strategizing" to do. Because he's so good at it. ::)
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I play Scrabble and beat the computer. I must be a genius.
You have to turn the computer on first. :whistling:
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You have to turn the computer on first. :whistling:
Dick.
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Dick.
I'd slap 'im for that one Jess!
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:rotf:
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Maudlin drunks.
So tedious.
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I'd slap 'im for that one Jess!
No, I don't much like handing out BS. Those are usually only reserved for the trolls.
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No, I don't much like handing out BS. Those are usually only reserved for the trolls.
hehehehehehehehe!!!! I think sometimes Chris_ actually fits that profile! Stirrin' the pot can be a pastime, doncha know. Ya gotta roll with the punches Cutie. I mean c'mon, whowd you get 80????? It wasn't from trolls!
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hehehehehehehehe!!!! I think sometimes Chris_ actually fits that profile! Stirrin' the pot can be a pastime, doncha know. Ya gotta roll with the punches Cutie. I mean c'mon, whowd you get 80????? It wasn't from trolls!
Bored people?
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Bored people?
What goes around, comes around Dear! I get slapped once in a while just cause they can! LOL!
That, and I can get pretty crude! hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!
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What goes around, comes around Dear! I get slapped once in a while just cause they can! LOL!
That, and I can get pretty crude! hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!
Yeah, we know that, AR . . . :tongue:
I figure that if I piss off Jess or Gina, they will let me know in no uncertain terms. Same goes for Deb or BEG. A pissed-off woman (or female, period, as I've got The Heiress and the cat here) is not a good thing.
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Yeah, we know that, AR . . . :tongue:
I figure that if I piss off Jess or Gina, they will let me know in no uncertain terms. Same goes for Deb or BEG. A pissed-off woman (or female, period, as I've got The Heiress and the cat here) is not a good thing.
Don't put female and period together in the same thread...it reminds me of my X-wife.
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Don't put female and period together in the same thread...it reminds me of my X-wife.
I actually thought of that when I posed the line, but the coffee hadn't really kicked in yet.
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Don't put female and period together in the same thread...it reminds me of my X-wife.
Yeah, I was just about to point that out too. :lol: