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Title: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 17, 2011, 01:10:49 AM
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Ohio Joe  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-17-11 12:17 AM
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teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant
 Are they Racists? Yes.
Are they stupid? Yes.

What the **** is wrong with these people? They vote for people that will screw not only them but the entire country... I don't get it. The failed policies of the repugs is evident (yes, repugs and teabaggers are one and the same) yet they still want to keep going in the same direction... the wrong direction... further down the tubes.

They, in all honesty, want to be ruled by a handful of corporations... This is what they advocate... WTF? They deny science (climate change, evolution, etc) to the point of being stupid. They want religion taught in science class... to the point of being stupid... WTF? They want to own women... They want their religious beliefs to be law.... They want anyone that has a different sexuality then hetero to be a criminal... WTF?

HELLO! This is 2011... Wake the **** up you neanderthals! Science is science and religion is religion, keep them apart, look at the ****ing facts. Women require the right to make their own choices and **** you if you want to make it for them. We are not a Christian nation... get over it. Equal rights for everyone... That is the law of the land, respect our Constitution you ****ers.

Oh... You claim you are not racists? **** you, you racist douchebags! Where were you when that douchebag bush was trampling all over the Constitution? Warrantless wiretapping? No? No ****ing problem there... Douchebags. Torture? .... ****ing TORTURE? No? That was ok? **** you douchebags. oh but suddenly govt is evil when there is a black man in the white house... **** You, you racist douchebags.

I know if I was sober I could put a lot more into this but... GAH! ****ing teabaggers piss me off.
   
 



Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: chitownchica on February 17, 2011, 02:23:18 AM
Drunkenness seems to be rampant at the DUmp tonight.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: diesel driver on February 17, 2011, 03:32:44 AM
Drunkenness seems to be rampant at the DUmp tonight.

DUmmies see their pet programs like the EPA getting budget cuts (actual cuts, like libs do to the military, not their usual phony "cuts") and believe the US and the world will end.  Never mind the fact the EPA didn't exist until Nixon.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: zeitgeist on February 17, 2011, 07:25:35 AM
Drunkenness seems to be rampant at the DUmp tonight.

fixed
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Karin on February 17, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
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You claim you are not racists? **** you, you racist douchebags! Where were you when that douchebag bush was trampling all over the Constitution? Warrantless wiretapping? No? No ****ing problem there... Douchebags.

I thought this was particularly funny (or, "amusing" as the liberals are fond of saying nowadays).  By means of support for his charge of racism, he points to the wiretapping from a previous administration, ignoring the fact that his black man in the white house continues to do the same thing, and worse.  It really is a classic drunken rant, like a lunatic in a bar just before he get thrown out. 

Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag.  Needs a Thesaurus. 
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: zeitgeist on February 17, 2011, 08:34:50 AM
I thought this was particularly funny (or, "amusing" as the liberals are fond of saying nowadays).  By means of support for his charge of racism, he points to the wiretapping from a previous administration, ignoring the fact that his black man in the white house continues to do the same thing, and worse.  It really is a classic drunken rant, like a lunatic in a bar just before he get thrown out. 

Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag.  Needs a Thesaurus. 

And really, since Massingill and Sumer Eve, does anyone even need a douchebag anymore?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH579yhaA6o&feature=related[/youtube] :rotf:
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Boudicca on February 17, 2011, 09:49:16 AM
Oh... You claim you are not racists? **** you, you racist douchebags! Where were you when that douchebag bush was trampling all over the Constitution? Warrantless wiretapping? No? No ****ing problem there... Douchebags. Torture? .... ****ing TORTURE? No? That was ok? **** you douchebags. oh but suddenly govt is evil when there is a black man in the white house... **** You, you racist douchebags.

You REALLY are drunk and stupid, Ohio Joe.  Your president is continuing all the same policies and you are giving him a pass BECAUSE he's black.  And a Democrat, of course. :whatever:
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: NHSparky on February 17, 2011, 09:56:31 AM
Drunkenness seems to be rampant at the DUmp tonight.

Not just tonight, and not just drunkenness.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 01:22:50 PM
This guy is in dire need of ass kickin'! His messiah is more racist than any Conservative I know, and I live in N. Idaho!
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Airwolf on February 17, 2011, 01:25:22 PM
Who said we should allow the internet equivalent of some frat boy to post anything like that?
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2011, 01:46:43 PM
All seriousness, the DUchebag actually makes more sense (not much) when drunk.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2011, 02:36:24 PM
All seriousness, the DUchebag actually makes more sense (not much) when drunk.

Even .00000001 is more than 0.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 17, 2011, 03:00:45 PM
Drunkenness, paranoia, and narcissism is always rampant at the DUmp.

Fixed
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: PatriotGame on February 17, 2011, 03:37:14 PM
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Ohio Joe  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-17-11 12:17 AM
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teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant

They, in all honesty, want to be ruled by a handful of corporations.

Get a job you bong sucking socially engineered sub-zero IQ loser...

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Oh... You claim you are not racists? **** you, you racist douchebags! Where were you when that douchebag bush was trampling all over the Constitution? Warrantless wiretapping? No? No ****ing problem there... Douchebags. Torture? .... ****ing TORTURE? No? That was ok? **** you douchebags. oh but suddenly govt is evil when there is a black man in the white house... **** You, you racist douchebags.

Listen up shit-bag, there is a new movement afoot among us whitey crackers: You call me a racist in front of ANYONE, and that is defamation of character.
I will haul your flatulent fat ass into a court of law and sue the shit out of you. Say goodbye to the bank account, the pension, the retirement, the kids college fund, and the house.
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I know if I was sober I could put a lot more into this but... GAH! ****ing teabaggers piss me off.
Here, have some poison. Notice how it only hurts YOU?
Your self-inflicted angst gives me good-wood.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: PatriotGame on February 17, 2011, 03:51:01 PM
This guy is in dire need of ass kickin'! His messiah is more racist than any Conservative I know, and I live in N. Idaho!
Reverend Richard Butler is that you?  :-) :-) :-) :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

Sorry - just kidding. The X-wife and her parents lived in Bonners Ferry for 30 years. Her father knew who Butler was and spoke with him several times. He despised the jackass...her father also knew Randy Weaver very well...knew all the skinny on Ruby Ridge - Weaver got screwed although he won around $3 million in his lawsuit against the feds. Small token to pay when a Fed sniper (Lon Tomohisa Horiuchi ) punches a high-powered rifle slug through your wife's brain while she is breast feeding your 6 month old child. I met Gerry Spence at a party in Teton Village, WY in `95. The guy is brilliant yet kind of full of himself.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: PatriotGame on February 17, 2011, 03:52:33 PM
Even .00000001 is more than 0.
So...what you are saying is...the IQ of a DUmp Monkey is SLIGHTLY more than zero.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Randy on February 17, 2011, 04:37:20 PM
So...what you are saying is...the IQ of a DUmp Monkey is SLIGHTLY more than zero.

That's the mean average.  :-)
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 05:56:35 PM
Reverend Richard Butler is that you?  :-) :-) :-) :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

Sorry - just kidding. The X-wife and her parents lived in Bonners Ferry for 30 years. Her father knew who Butler was and spoke with him several times. He despised the jackass...her father also knew Randy Weaver very well...knew all the skinny on Ruby Ridge - Weaver got screwed although he won around $3 million in his lawsuit against the feds. Small token to pay when a Fed sniper (Lon Tomohisa Horiuchi ) punches a high-powered rifle slug through your wife's brain while she is breast feeding your 6 month old child. I met Gerry Spence at a party in Teton Village, WY in `95. The guy is brilliant yet kind of full of himself.

I know a few of Randy's neighbors. He was definitely out there on some of his religious stuff. For instance makin' the wife and daughter sleep in a different "shack" when it was that time of the month. Still, the FBI set the guy up because they wanted a mole in the Aryan movement, when they didn't get him to bite, they tried like hell to silence him!

And DUmmies think "W" was bad when it came to the Constitution! Hell. he had nothin' compared to Reno and Clintoon! After the pricks shot my dog, I'd of been on the warpath myself! Poor kid was tryin' to defend his pet, and paid with his life! 3 mil didn't come close to teachin' 'em a lesson!

And DUmbasses want Bush frog marched. Reno shoulda been in prison! Think about it, the Branch Davidians, Weaver, and the kid they snatched and sent to Cuba, that's way more than Bush ever did, and it was to our own people!
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: true_blood on February 17, 2011, 07:53:02 PM
Did the primitive say drunk with alcohol or drunk with stupidity?
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Boudicca on February 17, 2011, 10:34:21 PM
Did the primitive say drunk with alcohol or drunk with stupidity?
Stupid is as stupid does.  These people are dumber than a box of rocks and twice as dense.  Drunk or sober. :censored:
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 10:44:15 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.  These people are dumber than a box of rocks and twice as dense.  Drunk or sober. :censored:

heh! I think you are mistakin' "drunk and stooooopid" for for "high on weed and crack"!
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Boudicca on February 17, 2011, 11:23:47 PM
heh! I think you are mistakin' "drunk and stooooopid" for for "high on weed and crack"!
Hell with those type of people the more shit they can shove down their pieholes, up their  :censored:or shoot up their veins the better.  At least, from their postings, this is what I deduce.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 18, 2011, 04:33:34 AM
Stupid is as stupid does.  These people are dumber than a box of rocks and twice as dense.  Drunk or sober. :censored:

I oughta BS you.  Boxes of rocks everywhere are insulted by that comparison.
Title: Re: "teabaggers... Allow me to go on a drunken rant" (Ohio Joe)
Post by: Boudicca on February 18, 2011, 09:21:54 AM
I oughta BS you.  Boxes of rocks everywhere are insulted by that comparison.
I didn't mean to insult your pet rock. O-) :-)
Some of the fads that sweep this nation are sheer nonsense.