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Title: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2011, 08:11:42 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x85490

Oh my.

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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 11:45 AM
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So yesterday I made my husband a perfect cheese cake, then topped it with sweet cherries, then for a piÃ¨ce de rÃ©sistance, sprinkled slice almonds over the cherries....

then the little caterpillars in the almonds started moving.......

so he had a cheesecake with raspberry topping!

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Tesha (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 12:30 PM
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1. oh yes....

been there - done that...

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grasswire (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 12:47 PM
THE FARMERETTE FROM UP OVER THERE IN WISCONSIN
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2. caterpillars in almonds??

How does that happen?

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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-16-11 03:09 PM
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7. Most raw foods and cooked grains actualy contain insect eggs.

Let the stored corn meal, flour, crackers, etc get too warm and they'll hatch out.

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grasswire (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-16-11 05:52 PM
THE FARMERETTE FROM UP OVER THERE IN WISCONSN
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8. yeah but all almonds are now pasteurized, by law

I'd think that would kill any buggies.

Oh geezuz.

More baby-talk from the primitives.

"Buggies."

How much more infantile can one get?

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Lucinda (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 01:02 PM
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3. LOL That's a new one!

I didn't know they hung out in almonds. Talk about your moveable feasts!

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cbayer (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 01:29 PM
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4. So glad you caught it! I have, in the past, noticed too late the invaders in various stored foods.

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hippywife (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-15-11 07:14 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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5. Thank goodness you caught them...and you weren't serving guests, but I would imagine their appearance would take the romance out of a Valentine's evening.

Uh oh.

franksolich just noticed that his fellow alum Skins launched a quarterly fund-drive again.

Time to break out the lined green accounting paper, to be sure the primitives donate, which Mrs. Alfred Packer hasn't, yet.
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
Post by: true_blood on February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM: Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"? :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 16, 2011, 08:40:42 PM: Quote from: true_blood on February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"? :lmao: :lmao:
I've heard of bugs in flour, but never seen it. The only thing close was once a box of maggots I bought for ice fishing turned into flies.
Democrat women are just dirty housekeepers.
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: chitownchica on February 16, 2011, 08:46:44 PM: Well, since cleanliness is next to Godliness, DUmmies naturally will want no part of it.
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: Ballygrl on February 16, 2011, 08:56:11 PM: How the heck did caterpillars get into the almonds?
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 10:31:59 PM: Quote from: true_blood on February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"? :lmao: :lmao:
Naw...just eating at their intellectual equivalent...
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: Karin on February 17, 2011, 08:34:28 AM: Maybe they came out of those cherries. I had to help a neighbor lady pit fresh cherries once when I was a kid, and sometimes there was a worm in them. I never ate cherry pie again.

Frank, your headline was funny. :-)
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: zeitgeist on February 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM: Quote from: Karin on February 17, 2011, 08:34:28 AM
Maybe they came out of those cherries. I had to help a neighbor lady pit fresh cherries once when I was a kid, and sometimes there was a worm in them. I never ate cherry pie again.

Frank, your headline was funny. :-)

What are the implications for Vegans in all this?
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: Rebel on February 17, 2011, 08:45:17 AM: Caterpillars? :confused:
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: Tucker on February 17, 2011, 09:01:15 AM: Quote from: Rebel on February 17, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Caterpillars? :confused:

Yeah. Caterpillars. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/dozer.gif)
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
Post by: true_blood on February 17, 2011, 07:54:55 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 16, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
Democrat women are just dirty ~~housekeepers~~.
Fixed.
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2011, 08:25:09 PM: How old were those ****in' Almonds???????????? I guess Bill doesn't get desert very often, huh?

Must be a plug for those Organic stores, huh?

ETA:

I'm pretty sure if ya roast the Almonds this doesn't happen. right?
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: FreeBorn on February 17, 2011, 11:00:10 PM: Quote from: zeitgeist on February 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM
What are the implications for Vegans in all this?
What a conundrum! They can rid themselves of "a bunch of cells" with no more regard than blowing one's nose but bring harm to a larva? Gasp, perish the thought! ;)
Title: Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
Post by: LC EFA on February 17, 2011, 11:15:15 PM: I don't see where they gently released all of those beautiful beloved creatures back into mother gaia's loving embrace !!

That must mean they MURDERED those BABIES !!11!111!

Lepidoptracide !

Quick ! Drag them off to the Hague !!!111