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Title: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 11:56:24 AM: QUESTION: If the government provides services for the American people that cannot/should not be provided by the free market or individual citizen because they are so absolutely, fundamentally essential to our civil society why do liberals support unionization of government workers that allows those workers to withhold those services based on subjective demands?

QUESTION: If government demands the authority to regulate tobacco, sodium, trans-fatty acids, cholesterol etc because over indulgence of these substances can lead to inflated healthcare costs being spread throughout the balance of society then why won't liberals condone regulations against unmarried/serial sexual relattionships when single-parent pregnancies lead to poverty, lower education, increased public welfare, higher crime and rampant STDs?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Carl on February 16, 2011, 11:59:08 AM: Just so there is at least one reply to this because no liberal can or will have the balls to sign up and answer.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: thundley4 on February 16, 2011, 12:00:43 PM: Not gonna see a single DUmmie register here to argue those or any other questions posed to them. They need their echo chamber of DU.

*Why is it okay to kill a baby by abortion just on the mothers whim, but it is wrong to put a convicted criminal to death when the majority of society desires it?*
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 16, 2011, 12:02:51 PM: Four lines in the first question and five in the second? You have a MUCH higher estimate of their reading comprehension than I do, you wascally wabbit.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 12:18:31 PM: Quote from: Carl on February 16, 2011, 11:59:08 AM
Just so there is at least one reply to this because no liberal can or will have the balls to sign up and answer.
These things have been scratching at my brain.

Essentially, whenever you see a lot of bullshit you just know there's an ox waiting to be gored.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Doc Savage on February 16, 2011, 12:25:07 PM: ALERT ALERT ALERT

Crap, wrong board.......
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 12:26:43 PM: K & R!

:-)
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2011, 12:36:01 PM: +1
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 12:37:51 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 12:26:43 PM
K & R!

:-)
I was kind of hoping for a decisive "LOL" to settle matters once and for all.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2011, 12:54:02 PM: I'd just like to ask this:

"Why are you the way that you are?"
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 12:57:39 PM: ^ LOL
I'm sending "healing white light" their way.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 16, 2011, 12:58:40 PM: Q: When is DU and the rest of the like-minded comrades across the liberal blogosphere going to collectively "going to take it to the streets", "paint the streets red", etc. as they have alluded to repeatedly over these many years?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 16, 2011, 12:59:45 PM: Quote from: Odin's Hand on February 16, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Q: When is DU and the rest of the like-minded comrades across the liberal blogosphere going to collectively going to "take it to the streets", "paint the streets red", etc. as they have alluded to repeatedly over these many years?

Yeah, when are they going to go "Egypt" on us?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 16, 2011, 01:19:19 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 12:37:51 PM
I was kind of hoping for a decisive "LOL" to settle matters once and for all.

Are you series??? OMG this is hugh!!!111!!!

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Ballygrl on February 16, 2011, 01:21:24 PM: +1,000,000 :-)
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:52:39 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2011, 12:54:02 PM
"Why are you the way that you are?"

It's Bush's fault and I was dropped as a baby. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 01:55:11 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
It's Bush's fault and I was dropped as a baby. :fuelfire:

Dude, you can't claim Bush if you are Canadian. You are just Canadian. Sheesh! :thatsright:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:58:42 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 01:55:11 PM
Dude, you can't claim Bush if you are Canadian. You are just Canadian. Sheesh! :thatsright:

It's Harpers Fault then...also I can blame Bush if I want, he helped cause global warming thus putting more toxins and stuff in the air thus making me turn out this way, right?

:mental:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 02:07:28 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:58:42 PM
It's Harpers Fault then...also I can blame Bush if I want, he helped cause global warming thus putting more toxins and stuff in the air thus making me turn out this way, right?

:mental:

Bush didn't cause global warming. Gore invented it silly wabbit.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 02:08:32 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
Bush didn't cause global warming. Gore invented it silly wabbit.

I guess you have a point. Still I'd rather blame Bush the Harper.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2011, 02:09:08 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:58:42 PM
It's Harpers Fault then...also I can blame Bush if I want, he helped cause global warming thus putting more toxins and stuff in the air thus making me turn out this way, right?

:mental:

Are you serious? I mean, seriously....
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 02:12:36 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 02:08:32 PM
I guess you have a point. Still I'd rather blame Bush the Harper.

Don't be a follower.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 02:13:38 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2011, 02:09:08 PM
Are you serious? I mean, seriously....

No, I'm not that stupid.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2011, 02:21:27 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 02:13:38 PM
No, I'm not that stupid.

Judging from this post:

Quote
Posted by: compaqxp

I guess you have a point. Still I'd rather blame Bush the Harper.

Yes, you are that stupid.

ETA to add: Obligatory BS given.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: jukin on February 16, 2011, 02:21:50 PM: 1. Cheeto dust, what's the half life?

2. Pizza boxes, years to decompose in a dank and low light basement?

This one can only be answered by a handful of DUmpezens.

3. Standard size bathtub, do you fit?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 02:39:49 PM: To CalPig: Exactly how do you get your skin to be that perfect shade of crimson? What regimen do you use?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 02:47:11 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
Don't be a follower.
You know I love you like a sister...that I would marry...

...BUT...

...do you know the irony of that statement?

Telling people to not do what they're told is telling them what to do.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 03:01:18 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 02:47:11 PM
You know I love you like a sister...that I would marry...

...BUT...

...do you know the irony of that statement?

Telling people to not do what they're told is telling them what to do.

I know. Sometimes I can't help myself. :blowkiss: Snootchie Bootches back atcha. :-)
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 04:37:01 PM: QUESTION: If you were the mayor of a major metropolitan city and you were informed by the FBI that they had waterboarded a terrorist and during that session he revealed a radiological bomb would detonate in your city before the feds could get to it would you send your local cops or would you consider the information "fruit of the poisoned tree"?

QUESTION: If all cultures are the same why have no media reporters been gang-raped while enduring chants of "Jew! Jew! Jew!" from covering TEA Party events?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 04:47:55 PM: Quote from: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
^ LOL
I'm sending "healing white light" their way.
Doing my part:

(http://www.subtleenergies.com/ormus/tw/hands.jpg)
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: thundley4 on February 16, 2011, 04:50:21 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Doing my part:

(http://www.subtleenergies.com/ormus/tw/hands.jpg)

Nice, hands and light together.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 16, 2011, 05:07:57 PM: Quote from: Odin's Hand on February 16, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Q: When is DU and the rest of the like-minded comrades across the liberal blogosphere going to collectively "going to take it to the streets", "paint the streets red", etc. as they have alluded to repeatedly over these many years?

When the government buys the paint and hires a bunch of mezzicans to do the work.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: vesta111 on February 16, 2011, 05:21:02 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2011, 11:56:24 AM
QUESTION: If the government provides services for the American people that cannot/should not be provided by the free market or individual citizen because they are so absolutely, fundamentally essential to our civil society why do liberals support unionization of government workers that allows those workers to withhold those services based on subjective demands?

QUESTION: If government demands the authority to regulate tobacco, sodium, trans-fatty acids, cholesterol etc because over indulgence of these substances can lead to inflated healthcare costs being spread throughout the balance of society then why won't liberals condone regulations against unmarried/serial sexual relattionships when single-parent pregnancies lead to poverty, lower education, increased public welfare, higher crime and rampant STDs?

American FED. Government is first off responsible for our freedon from foreign and domestic terrorises.

Where does the FED government get involved with personal problems unless there is a flood or famine.? Unless a state had a a big problem as in racial riots, Illegals invading yes that is the FED. Governments duty to protect us.

A state can ask for help when drugs and gangs take over and the Fed.Government should respond.

Does the FED.government have the right to interfear with the lives of the citizens, is this not the job of the States government to make personal laws.?? Don't spit on the street, don't beat your wife or children etc.

States rights are loosing big time, the rights of a person born here in the USA are what, and what is the responsibility for those born here.????

My responsibility is to feed cloth and house myself. My responsibility is to raise and train my children, feed, cloth educate them and see they grow to be responsible for themselves. If as a result of a birth accident or accident later on in their years it is my responsibility to care for the offspring, not the neighbor on the next street. If it means I must sell my home and give up my working life and sell all the toys, so be it, this is my personal responsibility, not the States or the Fed. Government.

When we fall on hard times not our fault, whose responsibility is it to get us out of this mess, the FED. Government, the States or ours.???

Our rights, to teach your children in the religion you wish, to feed them family food and not worry about the State coming in and telling you different.

We have the right to live a sex life as we wish, and the responsibility to live with the results. Pregnancy, stds etc are the problem of the person and some woman 80 years old across town should not have to go with out one meal a day to put out money for your problem through a rise in taxes.

Someone one tell me why the Fed. Government has any right whats so ever to invade our lives, pass laws on what we eat, what our children are taught. what we wish to smoke or what we can or cannot plant for food on our own land.

Lurkers will get theres if they are liberals, give it 10 years and they will loose all rights due to Shari'a Law. Should be interesting when the wealthy Muslims take over our courts and the Gay population not only loose all rights but find themselves imprisoned for sex crimes.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 05:47:22 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2011, 02:09:08 PM
Are you serious? I mean, seriously....
All series aside, you can't be serious until you have seriously considered the Hugh aspect of the ensuing Marshall Law.

This toast has legs!!!111
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 05:49:35 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 02:13:38 PM
No, I'm not that stupid.
"I see stupid people...and...some of them don't even know they are stupid!" :-) :tongue: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 05:52:28 PM: Quote from: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
To CalPig: Exactly how do you get your skin to be that perfect shade of crimson? What regimen do you use?
Brillo pad stapled to a car body polisher...applied to the extremities..one mid-point central extremity in particular.

Wash, rinse, repeat...
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 06:53:27 PM: :lmao: :rotf:

I need mind bleach, and oxygen. STAT!
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: dandi on February 16, 2011, 07:03:53 PM: Well I have one: Once you assholes storm the walls of teh evil Gated Communitiesâ„¢, eat the rich and spend all the money you've confiscated, what then? What's the next step?

In almost a decade of moonbat-watching I've never seen the plan for what happens after the rich are gone.

Who are you going to tax?

Where is the money for all the entitlements going to come from?

Are you suddenly going to jump up off your dead asses and start hoeing weeds on the collective farm? If so why don't you go ahead and do that now? That way you can have your own little Socialist system-within-a-system and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 07:08:08 PM: Bobo is homeless! How DARE you go through three pages and not bow to her homelessness!

:hammer:

Oh, and Bush is Hitler!
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 07:14:47 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 07:08:08 PM
Bobo is homeless! How DARE you go through three pages and not bow to her homelessness!

:hammer:

Oh, and Bush is Hitler!
You forgot heartless Dick Cheney...he is Darth Vader ya know...
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Vagabond on February 16, 2011, 07:43:46 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 07:14:47 PM
You forgot heartless Dick Cheney...he is Darth Vader ya know...
Nah, he's just heart beatless...though he is in fact Darth Vader.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 07:45:12 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 07:14:47 PM
You forgot heartless Dick Cheney...he is Darth Vader ya know...

I was going to get to that in about....

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

24 business hours.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Carl on February 16, 2011, 07:50:21 PM: Quote from: dandi on February 16, 2011, 07:03:53 PM
Well I have one: Once you assholes storm the walls of teh evil Gated Communitiesâ„¢, eat the rich and spend all the money you've confiscated, what then? What's the next step?

In almost a decade of moonbat-watching I've never seen the plan for what happens after the rich are gone.

Who are you going to tax?

Where is the money for all the entitlements going to come from?

Are you suddenly going to jump up off your dead asses and start hoeing weeds on the collective farm? If so why don't you go ahead and do that now? That way you can have your own little Socialist system-within-a-system and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

Not once have I seen a primitive state outright what they are going to contribute to the function of the society that they demand sustains them.(for lurking DUmmies...drug haze induced poetry or art doesn`t pick up the garbage)

Never have they done that...ever.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Attero Dominatus on February 16, 2011, 08:18:44 PM: DUmmies, why do you cling to cling to the communist view that humans are no different than herd animals, when you would be among those to be culled for being a drag on 'the common good' if communism was ever implemented in this country? Even if you somehow survived, every aspect of your life would be determined arbitrarily by a commissar who lives in the lap of luxury while you and every other member of the herd toils in one gigantic prison camp. So, again, why the worship of the hammer and sickle?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: Vagabond on February 16, 2011, 08:39:15 PM: DUmmies, why does your economic theory stop with Marx? Why do you think you can make it work when no one else has been able to do it? Why do you excuse rape and murder if one of yours does it? Why do you grovel at the feet of people that would happily behead you and spit at those who won't? Why do you think all cultures are equal, when they, demonstrably, are not? When will you ever speak up for woman's rights in the muslim world?

I won't hold my breathe waiting for an answer.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on February 16, 2011, 08:39:36 PM: Quote from: Attero Dominatus on February 16, 2011, 08:18:44 PM
DUmmies, why do you cling to cling to the communist view that humans are no different than herd animals, when you would be among those to be culled for being a drag on 'the common good' if communism was ever implemented in this country? Even if you somehow survived, every aspect of your life would be determined arbitrarily by a commissar who lives in the lap of luxury while you and every other member of the herd toils in one gigantic prison camp. So, again, why the worship of the hammer and sickle?

H5 for asking it and for putting it more eloquently than I would've.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: chitownchica on February 16, 2011, 08:43:43 PM: Question 1 - when are ya'll going to move to one of the socialist paradises you speak so highly of?
Question 2 - do you need help packing?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2011, 08:59:57 PM: Quote from: chitownchica on February 16, 2011, 08:43:43 PM
Question 1 - when are ya'll going to move to one of the socialist paradises you speak so highly of?
Question 2 - do you need help packing?

Question 3 - When you find out that the socialist paradises you are moving to won't accept your dog, or accommodate your electrical appliances, can I have em???
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: PatriotGame on February 16, 2011, 09:14:49 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on February 16, 2011, 07:45:12 PM

I was going to get to that in about....

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

24 business hours.

:rotf:
Bank it!
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 16, 2011, 11:12:22 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on February 16, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
It's Bush's fault and I was dropped as a baby. :fuelfire:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was on yer head!
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: TexasCop on February 16, 2011, 11:23:58 PM: Here's my question: If you're in a car speeding at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, are liberals still dumbasses?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2011, 05:43:23 AM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 16, 2011, 11:12:22 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was on yer head!

He was spiked like a football . . . repeatedly.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: whiffleball on February 17, 2011, 06:20:19 AM: Quote from: Revolution on February 16, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
^ LOL
I'm sending "healing white light" their way.

Please don't use all of that healing white light. Here's someone who needs it and is in her car:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x435979

It's heart giving time at the Dump and Bobo requests cash in lieu of emoticons.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2011, 09:23:22 AM: The DUchebag theory of revolution:

1. Bloody revolution killing all the evil rich and producers.

2. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

3. Communist Utopia.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 17, 2011, 10:09:21 AM: QUESTION: How does party affiliation turn deficit spending from a "debt" into an "investment"?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2011, 10:13:52 AM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 17, 2011, 10:09:21 AM
QUESTION: How does party affiliation turn deficit spending from a "debt" into an "investment"?

It's a Democrat thang. You wouldn't understand.
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2011, 10:24:34 AM: How does reducing an increase in spending equal a cut in spending?
Title: Re: Questions for Lurkers; Post 'em here
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2011, 11:03:20 AM: QUESTION: Unions exist to--supposedly--support safe working conditions and work for fair compensation for labor. For the most part there aren't many industrial accidents in an elementary school so presumably the only purpose for school teacher unions is fair wages.

That being said: assuming a COLA was a given what would be the fair salary, benefit and vacation package that would, for all time, embody fairness for teachers...

...OR...

...will there never be a truly "fair wage" because to admit as much renders the union obsolete?