The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on April 08, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
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BORN & BRED!!!!
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM BEING IN GEORGIA...
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Georgia .
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia plus a
couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
'Fixinto' is one word.
There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then
there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
Backards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don' t PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
You measure distance in minutes. (Amen)
Sometimes you have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You know what a 'DAWG' is. (Go Dawgs!!)
You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.
There are only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
The first day of deer season is a state holiday.
100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a little warm.'
We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and
Christmas.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin'
Wal-martin' or off to 'Wally World.' (you go girl)
A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop . . . it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kinda coke you want?'
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can
drive, we can drive.
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I have relatives down there.... I love the acronym MARTA. :lmao:
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I have relatives down there.... I love the acronym MARTA. :lmao:
You mean "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta"?
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I have relatives down there.... I love the acronym MARTA. :lmao:
You mean "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta"?
I wasn't going to say it, but yeah. :-) I know so politically incorrect, but isn't humor sometimes a tad insensitive? Someone may call me a cracker if it makes them feel better. :lmao:
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I have relatives down there.... I love the acronym MARTA. :lmao:
You mean "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta"?
I wasn't going to say it, but yeah. :-) I know so politically incorrect, but isn't humor sometimes a tad insensitive? Someone may call me a cracker if it makes them feel better. :lmao:
You don't even want to know what Omni stood for. Of course, it's not even there any more.