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Title: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 15, 2011, 02:50:36 PM
1 for me so far.

Gotta beat last year's total of 6.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Boudicca on February 15, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
I haven't activated my mole in over two years, so she's languishing somewhere in cyberspace.  Couldn't stomach making the effort to vilify everything I actually respect, admire, and so forth.  I laid down my arms, so to speak, so that should please the pacifist DUmmies. :whistling: :rotf:
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 03:32:43 PM
I started a mole account there today.  Too late to get a heart, but not too late to have some fun!
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Rebel on February 15, 2011, 03:33:57 PM
Not sure I'd have posted the fact that you did, and the fact that you did it today on CC. Some of the DUmmies read CC on a daily basis.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2011, 03:44:33 PM
I haven't activated my mole in over two years, so she's languishing somewhere in cyberspace.  Couldn't stomach making the effort to vilify everything I actually respect, admire, and so forth.  I laid down my arms, so to speak, so that should please the pacifist DUmmies. :whistling: :rotf:

My last mole burned for agreeing with the Lying Mess. What did I agree with her about?  That AIDS is a preventable disease.  I never did get a response as to why that was a bannable offense. 
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 15, 2011, 03:51:15 PM
Not sure I'd have posted the fact that you did, and the fact that you did it today on CC. Some of the DUmmies read CC on a daily basis.

If they go through and count the number of hearts that potential moles have, they have less of a life than I thought.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: miskie on February 15, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
I may or may not have as many hearts there as I do here.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: zeitgeist on February 15, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
I am supporting DAT on this subject.  <Mole trap>

 
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2011, 04:41:47 PM
NOYB.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 15, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
NOYB.
Just admit it.

Nobody likes your mole, Bobo.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2011, 05:22:42 PM
Just admit it.

Nobody likes your mole, Bobo.

Ain't mine. I don't have a iPod or a Buick. I drive a pickem up truck and a Harley.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Boudicca on February 15, 2011, 05:58:00 PM
My last mole burned for agreeing with the Lying Mess. What did I agree with her about?  That AIDS is a preventable disease.  I never did get a response as to why that was a bannable offense. 

I know this is a redundant question, seeing as how the everyone on DU is a liar and a mess (minus the moles), but who, pray tell, is Lying Mess?  Also, Skinner rarely deigns to communicate with ANY of the little people, unless he's shilling for money.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 15, 2011, 07:49:17 PM
My current mole has two, but I don't know why.

My previous mole was banned a few years ago. It was on a post where atheists were mocking Christians.
So I wrote:
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Q) Whats the difference between a busload of atheists and a porcupine?
A) On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside...

Q) What do you have when an atheist is buried up to his neck in sand?
A) Not enough sand,
That's it. I was banned for that. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
I've been a bit more careful with this one. My goal is to inject common sense without alerting the primitives.
Its been a couple of years, and I'm still posting. I've gotten a couple really mad, but I'm still there.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
My current mole has two, but I don't know why.

My previous mole was banned a few years ago. It was on a post where atheists were mocking Christians.
So I wrote: That's it. I was banned for that. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
I've been a bit more careful with this one. My goal is to inject common sense without alerting the primitives.
Its been a couple of years, and I'm still posting. I've gotten a couple really mad, but I'm still there.

Sometimes you gotta act like a raving moonbat. I've had several of my DU posts brought over to both CC and CU as an example of my being a moonbat.

Only one person knows who my mole is.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2011, 08:30:23 PM
I know this is a redundant question, seeing as how the everyone on DU is a liar and a mess (minus the moles), but who, pray tell, is Lying Mess?  Also, Skinner rarely deigns to communicate with ANY of the little people, unless he's shilling for money.

Lioness Priyanka, or however it is that she spells it.  We, her and I, actually have a history of sorts.  When she was a moderator, I had a few moles running around the place.  The very first mole of mine that get zapped was because he made the mistake of commenting, in a way that clearly was a joke, to the (lesbian) Lioness, "I don't know, if I were a lesbian I'd probably just stare at myself naked in the mirror all day." 

Scientists have gone in with electron microscopes and the CERN accelerator looking for her sense of humor and haven't managed to locate anything conclusive yet.  On the other hand, you can play her for the lulz easier than almost anybody over there.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 15, 2011, 08:37:14 PM
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Lioness Priyanka, or however it is that she spells it.

Didn't she get banned in the Great Homo Purge at the DUmp?
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2011, 08:38:23 PM

Didn't she get banned in the Great Homo Purge at the DUmp?

As far as I know, she's still there.

But maybe she swam over to Pitcairn Island.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 08:38:39 PM
Ok, this sounds like some fun.  What is the mission and what do I do to partake? :naughty:
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2011, 08:43:51 PM

Didn't she get banned in the Great Homo Purge at the DUmp?

I honestly haven't had a lot of time to spend over there in a while, I admit that I don't know.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Ballygrl on February 15, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
Ok, this sounds like some fun.  What is the mission and what do I do to partake? :naughty:

You basically register then post stupid off the wall things, basically do the opposite of what you do here and you'll be loved LOL.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2011, 08:46:04 PM
You basically register then post stupid off the wall things, basically do the opposite of what you do here and you'll be loved LOL.

However, don't go there from here.

ISP tracking, remember.

Go there from Drudge or some other web-site.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 08:51:07 PM
You basically register then post stupid off the wall things, basically do the opposite of what you do here and you'll be loved LOL.

link me to a perfect example of one of your creations
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Ballygrl on February 15, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
However, don't go there from here.

ISP tracking, remember.

Go there from Drudge or some other web-site.

Oh yeah, always open up a new window.

link me to a perfect example of one of your creations

I got pizza'd LOL, I couldn't handle posting what I did to try to fit in so I gave away enough clues for them to realize I was a mole.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2011, 08:52:37 PM

Didn't she get banned in the Great Homo Purge at the DUmp?

She's still there. She has become a professional deadbeat and went back to school. She wants to be another Graywarrior. 60 years old with three undergraduate degrees and still going to school full time, while getting student aid.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2011, 08:53:25 PM
link me to a perfect example of one of your creations

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EFerrari (1000+ posts)    Tues Feb 15 11 2052
Response to Original Message

LOL
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Boudicca on February 15, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Lioness Priyanka, or however it is that she spells it.  We, her and I, actually have a history of sorts.  When she was a moderator, I had a few moles running around the place.  The very first mole of mine that get zapped was because he made the mistake of commenting, in a way that clearly was a joke, to the (lesbian) Lioness, "I don't know, if I were a lesbian I'd probably just stare at myself naked in the mirror all day." 

Scientists have gone in with electron microscopes and the CERN accelerator looking for her sense of humor and haven't managed to locate anything conclusive yet.  On the other hand, you can play her for the lulz easier than almost anybody over there.
OMG, you got zapped for a JOKE?  Truly lacking in any appreciation of humor over there, aren't they?
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2011, 09:25:06 PM
Lioness Priyanka, AKA the big boobed one, took offense to something that was said a few years back and came over and reamed us a new one. At least in her mind, she did.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2011, 09:30:41 PM
OMG, you got zapped for a JOKE?  Truly lacking in any appreciation of humor over there, aren't they?
Yep, one of my other moles went down about a month after that for thought crime.  Her crime was posting that a elected politician involved in a small town corruption scandal was a democrat.  I kinda lost any respect I ever had for the primitives after that.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2011, 09:31:29 PM
Lioness Priyanka, AKA the big boobed one, took offense to something that was said a few years back and came over and reamed us a new one. At least in her mind, she did.

I missed that.  I wish I had been here for it.
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 16, 2011, 01:34:01 PM
The Lioness has pretty much taken a low profile. Wonder what's up with that? Spose she's backin' off because of the purge?

She used to get involved in anything Gay. Haven't heard much from her in months. maybe she got a job! Naw, that couldn't be it, or she'd be postin' daily how unfair and discriminating her boss is!
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: TexasCop on February 16, 2011, 02:34:28 PM
I didn't really start a mole yesterday.  I just wanted to see DU delete all the new liberals who registered yesterday.   :rotf:
Title: Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
Post by: miskie on February 16, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
I didn't really start a mole yesterday.  I just wanted to see DU delete all the new liberals who registered yesterday.   :rotf:

PSYOPs -- one of my favorite tactics.  :-)  And for lurking primitives... here is one of my favorite songs by The Kinks - Destroyer... Its like they wrote it for all of you.

Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere
Stop! Hold on. Stay in control

Girl, I want you here with me
But I'm really not as cool as I'd like to be
'Cause there's a red, under my bed
And there's a little yellow man in my head
And there's a true blue inside of me
That keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya

Paranoia, the destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer.

Well I fell asleep, then I woke feelin' kinda' queer
Lola looked at me and said, "ooh you look so weird."
She said, "man, there's really something wrong with you.
One day you're gonna' self-destruct.
You're up, you're down, I can't work you out
You get a good thing goin' then you blow yourself out."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. Silly boy ya' self-destroyer

Silly boy you got so much to live for
So much to aim for, so much to try for
You blowing it all with paranoia
You're so insecure you self-destroyer

(And it goes like this, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Here it goes again)
Paranoia, the destroyer

Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And he said, "you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya into two."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer

Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy your friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruptin'

(Yea, it goes like this, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Here's to paranoia)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Hey hey, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(And it goes like this)

Paranoia, the destroyer
(And it goes like this.)