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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on February 15, 2011, 07:00:31 AM
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This metaphysical crap is what passes for acceptable religion at the DUmp. This is also posted in the "Justice" topical forum. So we get to see what passes for justice on Skin's Island.
So onto a religious revelation from gaia or something.
If you manage to read the whole thing: mention it, and I'll high five you. This is literally a laugh riot.
watstearns (25 posts)
Bon Voyage to the Titanically Rich
Dear Member of the Elite:
I am going to tell you why you are focused so intently on your hoarding right now, and why this will destroy you, despite my warning and your attempts to avoid your fate.
As you know, there is going to be a pole shift between now and the end of 2015. There will be numerous historical-scale natural catastrophes, and great social disorder. While these earth-shift events are happening, there is going to be an analogous metaphysical shift in the consciousness of humanity. We are going to become a heart-centered species, whereas now the people of modern society are living in a more purely intellectual attention.
But not all of us will follow this shift. In times like these, it is natural to look to one's strength, to accumulate as many resources as possible before great disruptions. You, the elite wealth-hoarders of the world, who have experienced so much "success" in your gathering, are going to try to stick with what you know, the systematic application of your intelligence to wealth accumulation. This intellectual effort will futilely attempt to deny the exploding noetic gravity of the heart-consciousness shift, creating a dissonance in your experience, the feeling of a wood chip in defiance of the flood. The net effect is that you will feel confused and uneasy. You will not be able to manage your affairs with the same elan to which you are accustomed. Your mistakes will begin to accumulate. Faster.
In addition, the momentum of your social order will continue to withdraw into its own degenerating movements. For thousands of years your social activity has consisted of an ongoing and streamlined process of identification and subjugation of subgroups. You will continue this process of deciding who is to blame and who will be punished, even when you try to stop. This will continue in your gated, paradisial enclaves until you have turned upon each other with all the vileness that you have traditionally reserved for the working people by whose grace your wealth has come to you.
Your helpers and your children, those who are not too old or stupid to make the shift of consciousness to the heart, will flee the infernal crucible of your idiocy to the relative sanity of the greater population, who will be heirs to their own legacy of meekness.
You will die stupid, alone, arrogant and insane atop huge piles of stolen wealth that will be no use at all to relieve your suffering.
Bon voyage,
Wat
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=224x4893#4898
So after an epic rant, what do you do? Impress the primitives with a copywrite.
watstearns (25 posts)
5. (c) Wat Stearns 2011, All Rights Reserved
I'm gonna have to poke though the topical forums, looks like some serious insanity is hidden there.
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I can't believe I read the whole thing....anybody got a mind eraser they can loan me?
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No mind eraser, sorry. Surfing the DUmp has its risks...
But you get a Hi Five for making it all the way thru
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watstearns (25 posts)
Bon Voyage to the Titanically Rich
Dear Member of the Elite:
I am going to tell you why you are focused so intently on your hoarding right now, and why this will destroy you, despite my warning and your attempts to avoid your fate.
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Trust me asshole - it's people like you that will end up harvesting or fertilizing my crops should modern society come to an end. The choice is yours.
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I read the hole thing! (spelling intnentional)
For thousands of years your social activity has consisted of an ongoing and streamlined process of identification and subjugation of subgroups. You will continue this process of deciding who is to blame and who will be punished, even when you try to stop.
Who created the marxist dialectic? Who is it that uses the politics of group identity and vicitmization to form their base voting blocs? Put down the bong pipe, you stupid, smelly hippy. It's gone bad.
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Smelly Commie hippie says this:
despite my warning and your attempts to avoid your fate.
then this:
You will die stupid, alone, arrogant and insane
Pot kettle black and all that.
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I made it through the whole thing, but those last two paragraphs almost tripped me up.
He could have just posted this and have been done with it. This is all the DUmp wants to hear whether it's the truth or not.
You will die stupid, alone, arrogant and insane atop huge piles of stolen wealth that will be no use at all to relieve your suffering.
Bon voyage
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Anyone notice who has the most hearts at DU?
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Skinner is selling their info. Dude is banking some serious coin isn't he?
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Skinner is selling their info. Dude is banking some serious coin isn't he?
An evil, greedy capitalist and corporatist at heart. :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Well, I did read it, it was actually more cogent and better-written (Still nonsensical in content of course) than most of them, including Pitt, can manage.
However, I am left with the conviction that I'd rather be the guy who perhaps overstayed his age, sitting on a stockpile of food, tools, and weapons, than the person 'Attuned to the age of heart' trying to find a bug to eat along the fringes of a cooling lava flow.
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The rage of the impotent is pretty damn funny.
When the shit hits the fan old Wat would be one of the first culled.
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Which aspect of this cataclysm would kill more DUmbasses?
A) the tidal waves and earthquakes
B) the monthly check not arriving in the mail
C) marauding bands of Sarah Palin's leather-clad motorcycles mutants pillaging and enslaving all before their eyes
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You, the elite wealth-hoarders of the world, who have experienced so much "success" in your gathering
I am going to tell you why you are focused so intently on your hoarding right now, and why this will destroy you, despite my warning and your attempts to avoid your fate.
Poor Twatstearns dosen't realize that these horrid rich will probably pay more in taxes every year than he/she/it will earn in a lifetime.
Epic DUmmie fail.
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Hi-5s to everyone. Reading that nonsense takes some effort.
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Even if we end up in the "heart centric" era something (i.e. rocks, sticks, bags of food) will be the currency of the realm. As such, it will still require work to obtain. No unicorns, even in nirvana :)
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Read the whole thing. From my "gated, paradisial enclave." That, I suppose, is code for my job?
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As you know, there is going to be a pole shift between now and the end of 2015.
LOL! The DUmmie doesn't realize the RICH have already made new compasses and gps's that will work when the poles shift. They are already on the VRWC web site for cheap right now but come 2015 ... wooo BOY are those liberals going to pay through the nose to figure out which way is up! The RICH are going to be Trillionaires.
I've already bought stock.
:rotf:
I hope AlabamaLibrul sees that post. I can't wait for him to sign up over here.....
:-)
KC
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exploding noetic gravity
dissonance in your experience
the same elan
paradisial enclaves
the infernal crucible
Hey, DUmmies! If you can't find that thesaurus Dad bought for you, don't worry. There's an app for that!
I've wondered about whatever happened to coach's erstwhile protege, the pathetic DUmmy Mythsaje, the guy who lived in the seedy apartment with a hole in the ceiling where his upstairs neighbor's toilet leaked through. It's been a long time since we've had any excerpts from Mythsaje's epic "paranormal sex crime outer space" novels, but this silly "noetic" bullshit needs an antidote:
“I don’t even know how many I
destroyed. I lost count. One thing an uneducated vampire does is propagate…
making more vampires comes as naturally to us as breathing does to the living.
We feed and spread the virus."
DUmmy Mythsaje is missed. Apparently his occupation, uncrating Chinese melonballers in the back room of a Seattle Target store, is taking all his time.
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Read the whole thing. From my "gated, paradisial enclave." That, I suppose, is code for my job?
I think he was talking about a gated housing community.
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I think he was talking about a gated housing community.
LOL. My only gated enclave is the one I work in. Danged office (converted file room) feels like a cell anyway. :-)
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converted file room
:rofl: Mine is a storage closet with a couple of desks shoved inside. I'm surrounded by boxes.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/cdnuniguy/Blog%20Stuff/milton.jpg)
Went out to eat last night and the restaurant manager was a dead ringer for Milton.
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:rofl: Mine is a storage closet with a couple of desks shoved inside. I'm surrounded by boxes.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/cdnuniguy/Blog%20Stuff/milton.jpg)
Went out to eat last night and the restaurant manager was a dead ringer for Milton.
When I say "office (converted file room)" I really mean file room, that has a desk, pc and phone in it. My name is on the door too. Sometimes I feel like the copy guy, from the old SNL skit, with people coming in and out to get files. I used to work in a converted janitors closet. Had the ladder up to the roof bolted to my wall. I became good friends with our HVAC guys. :-)
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Much as I'd love a HI5, honesty compels me to admit this :mental: :loser:lost me at noetic. I did have to look up the definition and it made as much sense as his :bs:, which is to say, none at all.
I love words and GOOD ideas as much as the next human being, but this guy is too pretentious, booooooooooring, and probably MythSage's new incarnation.
Edited to add that I did get a few things out of this thread: Most of youall are a helluva alot more patient than I am since you actually read that crap and I'm gonna watch Office Space tonight. That last is enough to make up for this idiot, since I prefer my idiots to be funny and NOT incompetent fuming libs.:rotf:
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What a pointless and bizarre rant.
So, lets say the magnetic poles reverse.. There is some science that suggests it does happen... The only thing thats really going to be affected are migratory birds - and a few trades that rely on magnetic compasses still. GPS won't be affected as it relies on satellite pinging.
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What a pointless and bizarre rant.
So, lets say the magnetic poles reverse.. There is some science that suggests it does happen... The only thing thats really going to be affected are migratory birds - and a few trades that rely on magnetic compasses still. GPS won't be affected as it relies on satellite pinging.
What about the water in the toilet bowls??
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What about the water in the toilet bowls??
Don't drink it?
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What about the water in the toilet bowls??
That wont change - its caused by the direction of the earth's rotation.
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Don't drink it?
Smarty Pants.
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That wont change - its caused by the direction of the earth's rotation.
Thank you. I couldn't remember what caused it, I just knew it was different.
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What a pointless and bizarre rant.
So, lets say the magnetic poles reverse.. There is some science that suggests it does happen... The only thing thats really going to be affected are migratory birds - and a few trades that rely on magnetic compasses still. GPS won't be affected as it relies on satellite pinging.
Here's a nice rebuttal (http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/02/09/no-a-pole-shift-wont-cause-global-superstorms/) to all the chicken littles about the poles reversing.
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Don't drink it?
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
H5!
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Much as I'd love a HI5, honesty compels me to admit this :mental: :loser:lost me at noetic.
I gave you an H-5 for honesty. This was a tough one.
Everyone on page 2 and three so far got H-5s
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So, do we die early in 2015 or later in the year? I need to know. I'm planning my final days.....and I also need to know "What's the shelf life of VIAGRA?" I want to get my large order in as early as possible.
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Well I read it but it was hard to do. I had to start every paragraph after the second over again because I'd find myself going into the screed-read-speed-read mode. All I have to say to the OP is good luck deciding to gather supplies after SHTF.
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So, do we die early in 2015 or later in the year? I need to know. I'm planning my final days.....and I also need to know "What's the shelf life of VIAGRA?" I want to get my large order in as early as possible.
Here ya go. They're (http://www.alldaychemist.com/search.php?search_query=Sildenafil%20Citrate%20100%20mg) having a buy one get one sale. So if you buy the biggest quantity of 250 for $290 you'll get a total of 500 which makes them .58 a ...uhhh... pop :-)
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I gave you an H-5 for honesty. This was a tough one.
Everyone on page 2 and three so far got H-5s
Wow, thanks, Mr. Mannn! :cheersmate:Gave you one for giving me one. :-)
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So, do we die early in 2015 or later in the year? I need to know. I'm planning my final days.....and I also need to know "What's the shelf life of VIAGRA?" I want to get my large order in as early as possible.
Well, if ya gotta go, go out with a bang. :-)
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What about the water in the toilet bowls??
Guess the first thing I did the first time I was in Argentina.
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Wow. That's some serious stuff there. :mental: :mental:
So, We only have 4 more years to live before it all comes crashing down? :hyper: :lmao:
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So, do we die early in 2015 or later in the year? I need to know. I'm planning my final days.....and I also need to know "What's the shelf life of VIAGRA?" I want to get my large order in as early as possible.
I don't think you can order those things large .... I think ya gotta be kinda blessed with it.
:-)
KC
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Guess the first thing I did the first time I was in Argentina.
Never been to that side of the world, but if I ever had the opportunity I would study here, to make sure I got it right (never really paid attention) and then the very first thing would be to flush there. Probably wouldn't make it out of the airport before I tried it out. :-)
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Never been to that side of the world, but if I ever had the opportunity I would study here, to make sure I got it right (never really paid attention) and then the very first thing would be to flush there. Probably wouldn't make it out of the airport before I tried it out. :-)
Youall realize, of course, that cats also enjoy flushing toilets.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/cat-who-likes-to-watch-the-toilet-flush/5c07cdb86958f3263c165c07cdb86958f3263c16-415310676418?q=cat%20flushing%20toilet
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Youall realize, of course, that cats also enjoy flushing toilets.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/cat-who-likes-to-watch-the-toilet-flush/5c07cdb86958f3263c165c07cdb86958f3263c16-415310676418?q=cat%20flushing%20toilet
But do they recognize when the water is going the other way???
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But do they recognize when the water is going the other way???
Are you kidding me? Water actually comes UP OUT OF THE TOILET in Argentina? I was wondering what the hell y'all were talking about.
KC
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Well, I made it through the whole thing. It is diabolical to offer H-5's for reading that dreck but it seems to have ballooned the post count of this thread so, H5!
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Are you kidding me? Water actually comes UP OUT OF THE TOILET in Argentina? I was wondering what the hell y'all were talking about.
KC
:lmao:
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But do they recognize when the water is going the other way???
Kittehs know ALL. Be afraid, be very afraid. :tongue:
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Are you kidding me? Water actually comes UP OUT OF THE TOILET in Argentina? I was wondering what the hell y'all were talking about.
KC
BS for being a SmarTEEpants......and cuz, well, you just didn't have many. :tongue:
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BS for being a SmarTEEpants......and cuz, well, you just didn't have many. :tongue:
:lmao:
Doggonitt people just like me.
KC
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:lmao:
Doggonitt people just like me.
KC
Gol dawg Karma "rules".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Gol dawg Karma "rules".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:tongue:
KC
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:doh: This thread has gone down the toilet.
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:doh: This thread has gone down the toilet.
But which way? clockwise, or counter clockwise?????
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Do toilets on the equator flush straight down?
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I tried to read it, but I didn't understand any of it...It just seemed to be a bunch of random words strung together. I know my reading skills are not good(I'm workin on it)
But can anyone help me? and WTF is so important about 2015?
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Do toilets on the equator flush straight down?
Oh hell, now I am gonna be up all night...... :thatsright:
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I tried to read it, but I didn't understand any of it...It just seemed to be a bunch of random words strung together. I know my reading skills are not good(I'm workin on it)
But can anyone help me? and WTF is so important about 2015?
The next batch of Hi5s have gone out. And I'm honoring your courageous attempt to digest this tripe.
in 2015 the poles will shift, great disasters will hit, and all the rich people will die, but not right away, we'll linger on to suffer and realize our wealth brought us nothing.
Only the poor will survive to inherit a new world where everyone has a pony and marshmallows for all.
Of course we would have died...BUT this poster spilled the beans and now we'll be able to stock up on guns, seeds, and freeze dried food, so we will live and get richer by selling food in exchange for slave labor.
had they kept this a secret, we never would have known.
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Never been to that side of the world, but if I ever had the opportunity I would study here, to make sure I got it right (never really paid attention) and then the very first thing would be to flush there. Probably wouldn't make it out of the airport before I tried it out.
The toilet doesn't prove anything, because the direction is determined by the angle of water jetting in from under the rim. You have to use something like a sink, and even then, it might not be valid because the drain has to be perfectly horizontal and the sink perfectly symmetrical with no directional influence. The only times I've actually checked it, the sink did indeed rotate clockwise, the way it should in the southern hemisphere, but maybe just by chance.
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But which way? clockwise, or counter clockwise?????
I dunno, let me check with mah kittehs and get back to you. :p
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I've read it (sort of), tried to understand it (not a chance), and have come to the conclusion that the poster is either educated beyond his intelligence (possible), got a new thesaurus for Christmas (probable), or is BATSHIT INSANE (most likely).
Please excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom now. That whateverthehellitwas gave me the shits!
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I was able to see from the start that it had too much influence of this: :stoner: in it, so I just skipped it. Yes, I did go back and read the whole thing through later. I figure that 4 IQ points were ready to leave. I had to promise them to re-read one of Ann Coulter's books this weekend, to get them to stay.
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I was able to see from the start that it had too much influence of this: :stoner: in it, so I just skipped it. Yes, I did go back and read the whole thing through later. I figure that 4 IQ points were ready to leave. I had to promise them to re-read one of Ann Coulter's books this weekend, to get them to stay.
:lol: :lmao:
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Which aspect of this cataclysm would kill more DUmbasses?
A) the tidal waves and earthquakes
B) the monthly check not arriving in the mail
C) marauding bands of Sarah Palin's leather-clad motorcycles mutants pillaging and enslaving all before their eyes
I'm goin' with "C"! Hope I'm one of 'em! hehehehehe!
And I just couldn't get thru the whole thing. I have better things to do with my time than read moonbat bull shit from RatSperms! I do wonder how "RatsPeeU" knows this though. Is Gaga, or whatever they call "mother" earth, invading it's dreams?
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2015 The year the rich will all die...alone and unloved.
Got news for ya DUmbshits: I want your "love" even less than I want your companionship/comradeship to keep me from being "alone".
Preferably, I'd like your respect for building a life and providing for my own in spite of everything the mulatto muslim and his moronic minions have done to prevent me from doing so. Barring that - and no, I don't seriously expect respect from a mob of greedy, self centered, disrespectful louts such as yourselves - I will accept your FEAR: fear of me and what I might do if you ever get stupid enough to try to expedite my demise to occur according to some moonbat timetable. :therock:
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Hi5 everyone on page 5