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Title: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 03:54:43 AM
I live in Baltimore with my dad, stepmother and stepsister who is also my best friend... Who are also Jewish and my dad and I are German Catholics!  How weird is that! I am a moral and family values conservative tea party girl and even though I don't claim to be the sharpest pencil in the box I can still outwit any hippie liberal who's going to try to take me on. I may not know a lot about politics or the value of pi... But maybe my joining this forum will help me fill in those voids that liberal school teachers fight so hard to keep from us.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: formerlurker on February 14, 2011, 03:59:31 AM
How old are you Emma?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: ExGeeEye on February 14, 2011, 04:00:07 AM
Pi is very valuable.  Expecially cherri pi,  Extra yummi with eye scream on it.

Seriously, welcome.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2011, 04:25:20 AM
Pi is very valuable.  Expecially cherri pi,  Extra yummi with eye scream on it.

Seriously, welcome.

Don't forget the cookies!  Chocolate chip!

Welcome.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 08:04:19 AM
How old are you Emma?
Wow, most guy's try to at least flirt a little first.  Take a cold shower with some pictures of Rosie and Hillary then try again.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: franksolich on February 14, 2011, 08:08:52 AM
Welcome, madam.

How did you find conservativecave?

No malicious intent behind the question; it's just that, as marketing director for conservativecave, I like to know how people find us; what works, and what doesn't work.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Ballygrl on February 14, 2011, 08:14:45 AM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 08:15:51 AM
Welcome, madam.

How did you find conservativecave?

No malicious intent behind the question; it's just that, as marketing director for conservativecave, I like to know how people find us; what works, and what doesn't work.

I just did a Google search for conservative forums because I like to keep my liberal interaction at a minimum.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 08:29:03 AM
Wow, most guy's try to at least flirt a little first.  Take a cold shower with some pictures of Rosie and Hillary then try again.

formerlurker's a gal, and no, to the best I can determine, she doesn't swing that way.

She asked the question because your approach appears to be somewhat immature, reflective of someone who hasn't quite reached adulthood - and before you fly off the handle and get silly, just understand it's not a personal thing. It's merely an observation.

Apart from that, welcome to CC. Enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: formerlurker on February 14, 2011, 09:35:28 AM
formerlurker's a gal, and no, to the best I can determine, she doesn't swing that way.

She asked the question because your approach appears to be somewhat immature, reflective of someone who hasn't quite reached adulthood - and before you fly off the handle and get silly, just understand it's not a personal thing. It's merely an observation.

Apart from that, welcome to CC. Enjoy your stay.

Thank you, exactly.   

I read her posts on the other threads prior to this one, and she is definitely in high school.   Just a heads up we have a very young one in the crowd.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 01:19:12 PM
Thank you, exactly.   

I read her posts on the other threads prior to this one, and she is definitely in high school.   Just a heads up we have a very young one in the crowd.

In an effort to weed out spammers, I DID do a Facebook search on the email address. If it is accurate, she graduated High School in 2009. So, that places her in the 18-20 range.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 01:37:06 PM
HI, and welcome to CC.  :)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: seahorse513 on February 14, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Welcome Emma!!!!!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 02:11:16 PM
Welcome to the Cave, Emma. Lots to do around here. Have fun.

And um...you recycle boys? That's not very nice.  :rotf:


Just to be clear guys, I think I might smell a young double agent. I'm no blood hound, but we'll see how this pans out, I guess...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
Welcome to the Cave, Emma. Lots to do around here. Have fun.

And um...you recycle boys? That's not very nice.  :rotf:


Just to be clear guys, I think I might smell a young double agent. I'm no blood hound, but we'll see how this pans out, I guess...

At least she's trying to be somewhat "green".

Oh, and I agree.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: thundley4 on February 14, 2011, 02:41:29 PM
Welcome to the Cave, Emma. Lots to do around here. Have fun.

And um...you recycle boys? That's not very nice.  :rotf:


Just to be clear guys, I think I might smell a young double agent. I'm no blood hound, but we'll see how this pans out, I guess...


I don't think so. I think she is a youngster.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 14, 2011, 02:51:19 PM
Hello Emma.  There is a lot of verbal rough-and-tumble here, don't take any of it personally and you'll do fine.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Janice on February 14, 2011, 04:03:40 PM
Hi-lo an welcome aboard Emma. (http://i54.tinypic.com/2navcqx.gif)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Boudicca on February 14, 2011, 04:12:59 PM
Hi, Emma.  Welcome to the Cave.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
In an effort to weed out spammers, I DID do a Facebook search on the email address. If it is accurate, she graduated High School in 2009. So, that places her in the 18-20 range.

How did you get my email address?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: LC EFA on February 14, 2011, 05:30:40 PM
How did you get my email address?

He's an admin. When you signed up - you supplied an email address. Such things are available to Admin level staff.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 06:15:14 PM
Remind me to change my address, name, phone number, and social security number.  :rotf:


I don't think so. I think she is a youngster.

I think you're right about being young, but I also know the vile type of sense of humor those on the faaaaar left, and even somewhat left tend to have. I've just seen some of her posts, and something don't smell right, is all. I'm simply an observer for now.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 14, 2011, 07:08:17 PM
Welcome!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: RightCoast on February 14, 2011, 08:08:22 PM
Welcome aboard Emma.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
He's an admin. When you signed up - you supplied an email address. Such things are available to Admin level staff.


So he used it to stalk me?  How conservatively gentlemanly of him.  :bird:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
So he used it to stalk me?  How conservatively gentlemanly of him.  :bird:

You're the one that chose to register here.  Don't you realize that EVERY administrator on a message board has this ability?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Chris on February 14, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
So he used it to stalk me?  How conservatively gentlemanly of him.  :bird:

We check out every new account that signs up if only to make sure they're legitimate and not spam.  Verifying the information you provided when you registered is part of our job.  Nobody is stalking anybody.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 08:41:35 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 08:52:53 PM
Where is the vesta welcoming party? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2011, 08:54:05 PM
Where is the vesta welcoming party? :fuelfire:

I think she's busy sampling the rubbing alcohol.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 08:55:15 PM
I think she's busy sampling the rubbing alcohol.

she's rubbing alcohol on her big beautiful black body? what Chris? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:03:45 PM
Remind me to change my address, name, phone number, and social security number.  :rotf:

I think you're right about being young, but I also know the vile type of sense of humor those on the faaaaar left, and even somewhat left tend to have. I've just seen some of her posts, and something don't smell right, is all. I'm simply an observer for now.

I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2011, 09:05:04 PM
she's rubbing alcohol on her big beautiful black body? what Chris? :fuelfire:
Um. Yeah.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/trainwreck2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 14, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

Well, welcome...umm...err..."thing"?  :???:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:11:20 PM
You're the one that chose to register here.  Don't you realize that EVERY administrator on a message board has this ability?

That doesn't mean it's right for an admin to use your email to stalk you.  That's like your auto mechanic making a copy of your house key because after all you left him with your keys when you were getting your brakes fixed.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 09:12:51 PM
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

Wow.  Just wow.  That is an awful lot of work my dear.  Danny or David?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:15:49 PM
We check out every new account that signs up if only to make sure they're legitimate and not spam.  Verifying the information you provided when you registered is part of our job.  Nobody is stalking anybody.

Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 09:18:15 PM
Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?

What is up with all of this belligerence? 
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2011, 09:19:38 PM
Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?

No, we don't get into "pissing matches".

I think this thread has about outlived it's usefulness. Carry on but know that I'm about to close it.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:23:37 PM
Wow.  Just wow.  That is an awful lot of work my dear.  Danny or David?

Danny or David?

Which ever one is taller, has the better car and doesn't smoke... and not married!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:30:24 PM
No, we don't get into "pissing matches".

You should try it... I'll be the judge.  I wander what the record is?  Maybe 8 and a half ft.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2011, 09:34:24 PM
It doesn't appear that anyone has posted a link to our General Board Rules and we usually do that in all welcome threads for newcomers.

Please read and familiarize yourself with the board rules.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8777.0.html
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 09:38:07 PM
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

I'm sorry, but I don't find humor in referencing small children with any kind of disability. Since you don't know much about anything on the forum yet, (and I'd had a weird feeling about you since you showed up despite your INSANELY funny sarcasm, so I doubt you will) let me fill you in on something that many around here already know. I was a disabled baby, and am a disabled man. I find things like that not only unfunny, but crass, immature, and downright mean. Make no mistake, I can tolerate an extent of it with comrades joking around, and such, but only an extent. The cup fills up real quick, if you know what I mean. So far, I don't consider you any kind of comrade. You have not given me a reason to. So far, I consider you an imature, irritant. Now I'm not trying to be mean, because so far as I know, you're young. Don't know exactly what age, but I get the impression you're young. All I am doing now is being gruff. In the future, please refrain from such vulgarity. Thank you, and have a pleasant stay.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 09:51:49 PM
I'm sorry, but I don't find humor in referencing small children with any kind of disability. Since you don't know much about anything on the forum yet, (and I'd had a weird feeling about you since you showed up despite your INSANELY funny sarcasm, so I doubt you will) let me fill you in on something that many around here already know. I was a disabled baby, and am a disabled man. I find things like that not only unfunny, but crass, immature, and downright mean. Make no mistake, I can tolerate an extent of it with comrades joking around, and such, but only an extent. The cup fills up real quick, if you know what I mean. So far, I don't consider you any kind of comrade. You have not given me a reason to. So far, I consider you an imature, irritant. Now I'm not trying to be mean, because so far as I know, you're young. Don't know exactly what age, but I get the impression you're young. All I am doing now is being gruff. In the future, please refrain from such vulgarity. Thank you, and have a pleasant stay.

Your British aren't you?  I can tell because Americans don't use the words crass and gruff.  It's like the words "knickers" and "crumpets"
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 09:55:05 PM
 Born and bred in the USA TYVM. I have quite an extensive vocabulary, darlin'.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Ballygrl on February 14, 2011, 10:23:10 PM
Oh my!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 10:34:26 PM
Born and bred in the USA TYVM. I have quite an extensive vocabulary, darlin'.
I once saw cow get bred by a man in knee high rubber boots and a rubber glove that went all the way up to his head.  Then later that year I saw a calf getting born by that very same cow.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
That doesn't mean it's right for an admin to use your email to stalk you.  That's like your auto mechanic making a copy of your house key because after all you left him with your keys when you were getting your brakes fixed.

Well, my auto mechanic does have a copy of my house key... because my husband does all the work on our cars.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 10:38:55 PM
Quote
I once saw cow get bred by a man in knee high rubber boots and a rubber glove that went all the way up to his head.  Then later that year I saw a calf getting born by that very same cow.


HAWT111!!!11!

Get to 50 posts, will you please? Make sure to mind your P's and Q's until 50 though.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 10:42:15 PM


HAWT111!!!11!

Get to 50 posts, will you please? Make sure to mind your P's and Q's until 50 though.

Do I get the pass word to the naked members picture room at 50 posts?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 10:43:40 PM
Do I get the pass word to the naked members picture room at 50 posts?

Yes you do.  It's the best forum on this site.  It's the only reason I am still around.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 10:46:51 PM
It really is something to behold. A spectacle, if you will. You must join us. Who knows. Maybe you'll qualify for your own...erm...photo shoot.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 10:50:43 PM
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

So, in other words, you're a Forum Troll and a LIAR?? Of course, my cohorts in management have discovered your inconsistencies around the internet. One of the more interesting ones is that one forum thinks that you're a middle aged man using his daughter's pic as bait for nefarious purposes.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 10:52:54 PM
So, in other words, you're a Forum Troll and a LIAR?? Of course, my cohorts in management have discovered your inconsistencies around the internet. One of the more interesting ones is that one forum thinks that you're a middle aged man using his daughter's pic as bait for nefarious purposes.

Wow.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 10:56:11 PM
That doesn't mean it's right for an admin to use your email to stalk you.  That's like your auto mechanic making a copy of your house key because after all you left him with your keys when you were getting your brakes fixed.

It's OUR job to keep the riff raff out as best we can. Funny how you had some serious problems with the value of pi...... IF you don't like it, you're free to leave. We are NOT "stalking" you, but looking out for the best interests of our forum.

Ohhh, and the reason we have more than ONE Admin is because not every one of us are available at all times. Think of it as "shift work", IF you can grasp that concept.

I wasn't the admin who replied to your pathetic emails, but I DID get a laugh out of your stupidity.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
So, in other words, you're a Forum Troll and a LIAR?? Of course, my cohorts in management have discovered your inconsistencies around the internet. One of the more interesting ones is that one forum thinks that you're a middle aged man using his daughter's pic as bait for nefarious purposes.

Going....Going....Going....OUT OF HERE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH!!

Seriously...ouch! Me thinks this is when "Emma" stops posting. I sniffed this person out from the beginning, but I wasn't all too sure of myself. Now I just want to play with it.

And I really need to learn how to search forum usernames via Google better. May I be someone's padawan?  :-)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 10:59:32 PM
Yes you do.  It's the best forum on this site.  It's the only reason I am still around.
Naked old people... can't wait.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:01:23 PM
Naked old people... can't wait.

I enjoy it.  Wrinkly, pasty white butts.  Yum.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:01:24 PM
Rev, I did a Google search (and it didn't set off any red lights) on "Starring_Emma"

Here are the results: http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=Starring_Emma&aq=f&aqi=g-c1g-o1&aql=f&oq=&pbx=1&fp=e9d95cc4b827b518

The other info is restricted, SO...... us Admins have tools which are unavailable to you.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:07:50 PM
So, in other words, you're a Forum Troll and a LIAR?? Of course, my cohorts in management have discovered your inconsistencies around the internet. One of the more interesting ones is that one forum thinks that you're a middle aged man using his daughter's pic as bait for nefarious purposes.

Misinformation isn't trolling.  It's protecting myself on the internet.  What you're doing is a perfect example of why I spread this misinformation. I'm not looking up the word nefarious because I don't care.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:11:15 PM
^ Don't BS a BSer. You know what it means.

Shit, well I found something interesting, Thor. This is quite telling. Look at the first poster's name for God's sake! And this is from your google link you gave me:

Certainly NSFW!
http://www.theofftopic.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=23998

Cannot follow all of that discussion, but I can't even hang out there after that thread to ffind out. Hell, it's worse than DUmor Land in my estimation. Can't stomach that kind of crap, but Emma...yeah. Not a good, decent, civilized human being IMO.

Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:11:26 PM
Misinformation isn't trolling.  It's protecting myself on the internet.  What you're doing is a perfect example of why I spread this misinformation. I'm not looking up the word nefarious because I don't care.

I did it for you since you're lazy.

Definition of NEFARIOUS
: flagrantly wicked or impious : evil
— ne·far·i·ous·ly adverb
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:14:17 PM
^ Sometimes, you're too nice.


Based on some of the shit I have seen, and been informed of, this guy, girl, it shouldn't be posting on a forum, he/she/it should be in a jail cell taking it in the pooper, or worse.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:15:38 PM
Exactly HOW many forums have you been banned from?? "StopForumSpam" even has you listed as a forum spammer... We'll be watching you. I have my doubts as to your longevity here.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:18:00 PM
It's OUR job to keep the riff raff out as best we can. Funny how you had some serious problems with the value of pi...... IF you don't like it, you're free to leave. We are NOT "stalking" you, but looking out for the best interests of our forum.

Ohhh, and the reason we have more than ONE Admin is because not every one of us are available at all times. Think of it as "shift work", IF you can grasp that concept.

I wasn't the admin who replied to your pathetic emails, but I DID get a laugh out of your stupidity.

One of the other admins and i have been spend a lot of time emailing each other (if you know what i mean) and he said that he and the other admins are planning on getting together and voting you off of the admin island.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:19:02 PM
One of the other admins and i have been spend a lot of time emailing each other (if you know what i mean) and he said that he and the other admins are planning on getting together and voting you off of the admin island.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:22:13 PM
Haha. And a Survivor, you may not be, Emma.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:24:38 PM
Rev, I did a Google search (and it didn't set off any red lights) on "Starring_Emma"

Here are the results: http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=Starring_Emma&aq=f&aqi=g-c1g-o1&aql=f&oq=&pbx=1&fp=e9d95cc4b827b518

The other info is restricted, SO...... us Admins have tools which are unavailable to you.

That was very unprofessional!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:25:23 PM
That was very unprofessional!

It looks like you make an ass of yourself on every message board known to mankind. 
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:27:58 PM
That was very unprofessional!

How so?? I never revealed anything personal, just your user name among a MULTITUDE of forums. Anybody with ANY Google "Fu" can do it. Of course, one MUST remember, you had problems ascertaining the value of "Pi".   Damn, if I remember correctly, on one of those forums, you even listed yourself as a Mensa member. Are you sure that you didn't really mean "Densa"??
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:30:24 PM
^ Don't BS a BSer. You know what it means.

Shit, well I found something interesting, Thor. This is quite telling. Look at the first poster's name for God's sake! And this is from your google link you gave me:

Certainly NSFW!
http://www.theofftopic.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=23998

Cannot follow all of that discussion, but I can't even hang out there after that thread to ffind out. Hell, it's worse than DUmor Land in my estimation. Can't stomach that kind of crap, but Emma...yeah. Not a good, decent, civilized human being IMO.



That's not me!  That's Starring_Emma  I'm Starring Emma  anyone can see that!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:32:26 PM
UH HUH........ ::)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: thundley4 on February 14, 2011, 11:35:24 PM
How so?? I never revealed anything personal, just your user name among a MULTITUDE of forums. Anybody with ANY Google "Fu" can do it. Of course, one MUST remember, you had problems ascertaining the value of "Pi".   Damn, if I remember correctly, on one of those forums, you even listed yourself as a Mensa member. Are you sure that you didn't really mean "Densa"??


I scanned enough forums linked to in the google search that I would dump her and do an IP block.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:35:49 PM
That's not me!  That's Starring_Emma  I'm Starring Emma  anyone can see that!

11 more. Come on honey. You can do it!


All of a sudden, I'm in a really good mood. Please keep posting, Emma. I beg of you.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:36:14 PM
^ Sometimes, you're too nice.


Based on some of the shit I have seen, and been informed of, this guy, girl, it shouldn't be posting on a forum, he/she/it should be in a jail cell taking it in the pooper, or worse.

I'm pretty sure you broke a rule in there somewhere.  "slander of my good name"  "defamation of my good character" just plane making up lies about a quality member...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:37:48 PM
I'm pretty sure you broke a rule in there somewhere.  "slander of my good name"  "defamation of my good character" just plane making up lies about a quality member...

Airplane?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:38:50 PM
You have shown nothing of "quality" thus far, Emma. And there can be no slander if I do not know you. I only know of you, and what I see is not good.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:40:33 PM
Exactly HOW many forums have you been banned from?? "StopForumSpam" even has you listed as a forum spammer... We'll be watching you. I have my doubts as to your longevity here.

I've never been banned from any other forum.  Your thinking of Starring_Emma she's a little bitch!  I'm Starring Emma with no under score.  That should clear things up for everyone.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:42:10 PM
I've never been banned from any other forum.  Your thinking of Starring_Emma she's a little bitch!  I'm Starring Emma with no under score.  That should clear things up for everyone.

Pay no mind to my other half Evil Conservative if that wench shows up.  ::)
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:44:29 PM
And my alter ego"Rev." He's the Venom...maybe Carnage to my Spiderman.

Be afraid.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:46:18 PM
How so?? I never revealed anything personal, just your user name among a MULTITUDE of forums. Anybody with ANY Google "Fu" can do it. Of course, one MUST remember, you had problems ascertaining the value of "Pi".   Damn, if I remember correctly, on one of those forums, you even listed yourself as a Mensa member. Are you sure that you didn't really mean "Densa"??

My user name is Starring Emma NOT Starring_Emma.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
I AM THOR........ Fear my Wrath!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

She got her first big "O" from a bidet...... :loser: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:48:01 PM
8 more, baby cakes.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:49:30 PM

I scanned enough forums linked to in the google search that I would dump her and do an IP block.

Nobody asked you!  I haven't done anything wrong!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:51:32 PM
Thinking this chick may have some kind of problem. Mood swings or something. She's starting to get defensive.

I'ma skeerd....
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:51:54 PM
Nobody asked you!  I haven't done anything wrong!

Are you on your period?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:52:26 PM
I find this post particularly telling:

Quote
I've used Starring_Emma from the very first forum I ever joined when I was about 12 because I wanted to be a movie star. Now I would like to some day become a soldier and kill Muslims.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-5750.html
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:54:04 PM
You have shown nothing of "quality" thus far, Emma. And there can be no slander if I do not know you. I only know of you, and what I see is not good.

I thus have shownith thy quality!  Ye is just old and senile...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 14, 2011, 11:55:39 PM
Doth one knoweth how ignorant one soundeth?

Bithch?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 14, 2011, 11:56:18 PM
I thus have shownith thy quality!  Ye is just old and senile...

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Rev is like 22 or 23, if I recall.........

I'M the OLD one!! If you knew anything about Viking mythology, you'd realize that!!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Boudicca on February 14, 2011, 11:56:40 PM
I thus have shownith thy quality!  Ye is just old and senile...
:wtf2: :wtf3:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 14, 2011, 11:57:34 PM
Pay no mind to my other half Evil Conservative if that wench shows up.  ::)

okay thanks I'll keep an eye out.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 11:58:15 PM
okay thanks I'll keep an eye out.

Great thanks.

Make sure you call the authorities if you see her running around.  Bitch is crazy if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 12:01:05 AM
Are you on your period?

No, my period is on me... It's like a crime scene in my panties right now!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 12:01:47 AM
No, my period is on me... It's like a crime scene in my panties right now!

TMI...........
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 15, 2011, 12:02:08 AM
No, my period is on me... It's like a crime scene in my panties right now!

That's disgusting.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:02:18 AM
She's not screwing around, Emma. I once ran into Evil Conservative. Now, Evil_Conservative is an awesome chick, but Evil Conservative...wel, I've run in to her before.

(http://api.ning.com/files/Jey69vApj4hpAqxKGnSVe2ahaaG7b6Pesbrzbly1uf01IiRKNOIK6xOQi9A09xC0GdXePPWznJdFBQ8BUrW*z9oW5FOAG9Ym/Bellatrix_Lestrange.jpg)

You don't want any parts of that. I hear E_C's alter ego roams these very forums sometimes... I shudder to think about it.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
I find this post particularly telling:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-5750.html

Yeah, that Starring_Emma chick is wacky!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:04:30 AM
No, my period is on me... It's like a crime scene in my panties right now!

Mind BLEACH!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker, Emma. I hope Evil Conservative finds you at like...2 AM. You won't like it when she traces your IP Addy...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 12:08:23 AM
Doth one knoweth how ignorant one soundeth?

Bithch?

...and your worried about people using the word retard?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 12:11:57 AM
...and your you're worried about people using the word,"retard" ?

FIFY, Mensa candidate.....
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:13:19 AM
Retard in one context is fine. Calling someone stupid basically. Retard in another context is totally not cool. Since I am about 110% sure my intellect is superior to yours, I felt I needed to explain that to you. In one context, it is not derogatory. In another, it most certainly is. Basically, I see it as I see the "N" word for the black community. I don't think either word is OK for either community really, but since they're in use, you may want to learn the difference between "a" and "er. Get it? Got it? Good.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 12:19:21 AM
Retard in one context is fine. Calling someone stupid basically. Retard in another context is totally not cool. Since I am about 110% sure my intellect is superior to yours, I felt I needed to explain that to you. In one context, it is not derogatory. In another, it most certainly is. Basically, I see it as I see the "N" word for the black community. I don't think either word is OK for either community really, but since they're in use, you may want to learn the difference between "a" and "er. Get it? Got it? Good.

That was retarded...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:21:01 AM
Well...you're making progress. Not humorous progress, but tiny baby step progress.


One more post, girl. I don't have all night.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: LC EFA on February 15, 2011, 12:24:20 AM
Well...you're making progress. Not humorous progress, but tiny baby step progress.


One more post, girl. I don't have all night.

I wish she'd hurry up. Then I can lock this trainwreck.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:26:06 AM
Obviously he or she must clean their panties first, EFA. Have patience. After all, we must cater to it, you know. :lmao: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Janice on February 15, 2011, 12:28:49 AM
Holy mackarels Andy ...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Revolution on February 15, 2011, 12:29:59 AM
I take it you've read all 8, Janice? Fun huh??
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Janice on February 15, 2011, 12:33:19 AM
I have.

its ...

interesting ... different... mmm ...

hm ...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Permission to come aboard
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 01:06:49 AM
Hello everybody, glad I found this site.

Have you been stalked through Google yet?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 01:17:23 AM
I AM THOR........ Fear my Wrath!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

She got her first big "O" from a bidet...... :loser: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.
Title: Re: Permission to come aboard
Post by: Plague on February 15, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Have you been stalked through Google yet?

Oh give it a rest. That dog won't hunt.

You need to understand that the admin staff (all of us) like to do something akin to a background check on new users. This includes checking such public resources as google.

It can often save us the trouble of cleaning poop from the walls.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 02:45:41 AM
Who is entertaining who here?   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 02:52:57 AM
Who is entertaining who here?   :popcorn:

Basically it's a bunch of trolls entertaining each other at my expense. 
Title: Re: Permission to come aboard
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 04:01:23 AM
Oh give it a rest. That dog won't hunt.

You need to understand that the admin staff (all of us) like to do something akin to a background check on new users. This includes checking such public resources as google.

It can often save us the trouble of cleaning poop from the walls.


Not when your google searches come up with the wrong person but you go with it anyway.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: vesta111 on February 15, 2011, 04:40:51 AM
she's rubbing alcohol on her big beautiful black body? what Chris? :fuelfire:

What the Hell is wrong with my beautiful big black body.  I am very comfortable in my skin.   

 Vodka makes a wonderful Astringent for the skin, and great for the hair if used as a rinse after shampooing.

Strange one you are Gina for being so young, takes 50 years to get an attitude like mine or yours.   You are way ahead of your time.



Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 05:25:56 AM
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.

It is so comforting that our Troll of the Week (TOW) has actually read the rules. It makes the coming ban evermore satisfying.

Starring Emma, as best I can determine at this rate, you are a one-trick pony heading for the glue factory.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: formerlurker on February 15, 2011, 05:50:10 AM
Y'all run email addresses through google?   Seriously?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: formerlurker on February 15, 2011, 05:51:04 AM
It is so comforting that our Troll of the Week (TOW) has actually read the rules. It makes the coming ban evermore satisfying.

Starring Emma, as best I can determine at this rate, you are a one-trick pony heading for the glue factory.

I kind of had a feeling she was a misfit from her first post.   I didn't need to google to get that vibe. 
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: formerlurker on February 15, 2011, 05:51:54 AM
Basically it's a bunch of trolls entertaining each other at my expense. 

Emma just leave the thread and move on already.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: LC EFA on February 15, 2011, 05:57:47 AM
I kind of had a feeling she was a misfit from her first post.   I didn't need to google to get that vibe. 

Neither did I to be honest.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:02:33 AM
It is so comforting that our Troll of the Week (TOW) has actually read the rules. It makes the coming ban evermore satisfying.

Starring Emma, as best I can determine at this rate, you are a one-trick pony heading for the glue factory.

Is the "glue factory" a board where all the good members go to escape all the trolls on this forum?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2011, 06:05:32 AM
For the record once more,a persons email or user name web history is only investigated at regisration to prevent spammers that are a waste of time or the occasional fly by that tries to drop folks into a virus website with a link.
If it reveals a troll that is not cause to be denied membership as has been seen here.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:06:10 AM
Y'all run email addresses through google?   Seriously?

Well that help with undesirable troll problem here?  teach me!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:12:46 AM
For the record once more,a persons email or user name web history is only investigated at regisration to prevent spammers that are a waste of time or the occasional fly by that tries to drop folks into a virus website with a link.
If it reveals a troll that is not cause to be denied membership as has been seen here.

I don't even have the same user name of the person I'm being accused of being.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:18:22 AM
For the record once more,a persons email or user name web history is only investigated at regisration to prevent spammers that are a waste of time or the occasional fly by that tries to drop folks into a virus website with a link.
If it reveals a troll that is not cause to be denied membership as has been seen here.

WRONG!  My whole intro thread has been me being investigated by troll admins, mods and more...
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 06:27:26 AM
Is the "glue factory" a board where all the good members go to escape all the trolls on this forum?

No, afraid not, but it's your never-ceasing sarcastic attitude that is most disconcerting (that's another word for your Troll Dictionary).

You will do the duffle-bag drag. It's just a question of time.

But then again, you knew that from the outset. It's the never-ending quest of the Forum Troll to disrupt and inflame and antagonize just before the Ban Hammer comes down - as it must.
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:33:48 AM
No, afraid not, but it's your never-ceasing sarcastic attitude that is most disconcerting (that's another word for your Troll Dictionary).

You will do the duffle-bag drag. It's just a question of time.

But then again, you knew that from the outset. It's the never-ending quest of the Forum Troll to disrupt and inflame and antagonize just before the Ban Hammer comes down - as it must.
My whole intro thread has been about other people disrupting it with fake google searches... That makes them the trolls not me!  I am Starring Emma not Starring_Emma.  Get it now?
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 15, 2011, 06:47:05 AM
It would appear to me that Emma has not been taught proper manners.  One must question why a new person to a fine forum such as ours would not first "test the waters" and attempt to become acquainted with the members before jumping right in and attacking long-time members. 

My woman's intuition says that Emma may possibly be the spawn (or sock puppet) of Nadin Brzezinski. 


 :whistling:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 06:59:52 AM
It would appear to me that Emma has not been taught proper manners.  One must question why a new person to a fine forum such as ours would not first "test the waters" and attempt to become acquainted with the members before jumping right in and attacking long-time members. 

My woman's intuition says that Emma may possibly be the spawn (or sock puppet) of Nadin Brzezinski. 


 :whistling:

I tested the water and what I got was 23% stupid 15% inbred 50% troll and 12% conspiracy theorist. 
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 15, 2011, 07:03:17 AM
I tested the water and what I got was 23% stupid 15% inbred 50% troll and 12% conspiracy theorist. 


If you are describing yourself, it's more like 80% troll and 20% stupid. 

Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 07:04:10 AM
Stop trolling my thread I'm one of you!  I'm one of you!  Let's focus on beating down the liberals!  They're the enemy not me!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 07:05:41 AM
Emma, I'm a noob here, too.  I have a little advice, if you want it.
 
The folks here are used to DU operatives coming here pretending to be conservatives.  These same operatives will set up situations and threads with the intent of making us look really bad.  Back when Protest Warrior was alive and well, they did it all the time.  They'd post something ultra conservative, get a few ultra conservative responses, then post on DU about how militant we were.  I'm sure some folks here do the same thing on DU.  It's just a natural internet cycle between conservatives and liberals.  
 
But, because of this cycle, it makes people paranoid.  You can't come here and immediately expect people to accept you as one of them.  Every new member is viewed through jaded eyes because of the constant planting of moles on forums.  Just be yourself and eventually you'll find your place here, same as I will.  And remember, if people still don't like you, it's just the internet....does it really matter that much in the grand scheme of your life?   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Starring Emma on February 15, 2011, 07:09:38 AM

If you are describing yourself, it's more like 80% troll and 20% stupid. 



I have admitted that I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box but you have nothing to go on by calling me a troll.  The fact is that I have never trolled in my life and my posts prove that to be true! 
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 15, 2011, 07:09:43 AM
Emma, I'm a noob here, too.  I have a little advice, if you want it.
 
The folks here are used to DU operatives coming here pretending to be conservatives.  These same operatives will set up situations and threads with the intent of making us look really bad.  Back when Protest Warrior was alive and well, they did it all the time.  They'd post something ultra conservative, get a few ultra conservative responses, then post on DU about how militant we were.  I'm sure some folks here do the same thing on DU.  It's just a natural internet cycle between conservatives and liberals.  
 
But, because of this cycle, it makes people paranoid.  You can't come here and immediately expect people to accept you as one of them.  Every new member is viewed through jaded eyes because of the constant planting of moles on forums.  Just be yourself and eventually you'll find your place here, same as I will.  And remember, if people still don't like you, it's just the internet....does it really matter that much in the grand scheme of your life?   :cheersmate:


I liked you from the very beginning.  You're in Texas AND a cop.  
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 07:10:49 AM

I liked you from the very beginning.  You're in Texas AND a cop.  

lol, most hold BOTH against me!
Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: LC EFA on February 15, 2011, 07:13:57 AM
Okay.

This thread has outlived its usefulness so I'm going to lock it.

Emma - feel free to get involved in the multitude of other discussions on this board.
Title: Re: Permission to come aboard
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 15, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
Not when your google searches come up with the wrong person but you go with it anyway.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM[/youtube]

Well, from this forum it would appear that our little newbie is being less than honest.  It would appear that Starring Emma and Starring_Emma are one and the same and both are from Baltimore.  

Shocking!

http://forums.mydigitallife.info/members/109554-Starring_Emma
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About Starring_Emma

Biography
    I wear boys underwear. My bestfriend/stepsister Becca is Jewish and I'm Catholic.
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    Baltimore, Maryland


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Title: Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 08:39:43 AM
As far as Emma goes..........

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Permission to come aboard
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 01:26:17 PM
Traveseamockery. You are correct. They are one in the same.