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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: franksolich on February 13, 2011, 10:59:45 AM
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I dunno the source of this, but it's true, all very true.
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Nebraska.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nebraska.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nebraska.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend, you live in Nebraska.
If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Nebraska.
If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Nebraska.
If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Nebraska.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nebraska.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Nebraska.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Nebraska.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nebraska.
If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Nebraska.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nebraska.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Nebraska.
If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Nebraska.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Nebraska.
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska.
About 30 years ago a Woman from New York called here 3 or 4 times...wrong #.
She told me on the second call what # she was dialing and it was no where near mine. So after a couple of more calls, one right behind the other, we talked for a 1/2 hour or more... :rotf:
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska.
About 30 years ago a Woman from New York called here 3 or 4 times...wrong #.
She told me on the second call what # she was dialing and it was no where near mine. So after a couple of more calls, one right behind the other, we talked for a 1/2 hour or more... :rotf:
Well? Didja have phone sex, or what? :-)
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:rotf: :rotf: :yahoo: :yahoo: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska.
About 30 years ago a Woman from New York called here 3 or 4 times...wrong #.
She told me on the second call what # she was dialing and it was no where near mine. So after a couple of more calls, one right behind the other, we talked for a 1/2 hour or more... :rotf:
While I was deployed to Afghanistan, I would save money calling home by calling Ft. Bragg's exchange and getting connected, since it would be local. Well, as it turns out, even though all the numbers on post are in one area code, the telephone exchange is in another. I kept getting connected to a furniture store in Winston-Salem. The owner eventually invited me to come visit and say hi (nothing else, for those of you with twisted minds).