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Title: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 11:11:08 AM

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hnmnf  (1000+ posts)       Tue Apr-08-08 11:11 AM
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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
 Then I realized its because I heard a sad sounding, pathetic voice on the teeveee. Then, I looked and saw the Droopy, Dopey face of a true dope.

Which reminds me, I need to go to Traitor Joe's later...I'm sorry, I mean trader Joe's.

 

A little Lieberman love in the afternoon! :-)

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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed

Mom turn the electricity off in the basement? :-)

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: Chris_ on April 08, 2008, 11:12:47 AM

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 11:11:08 AM

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hnmnf  (1000+ posts)       Tue Apr-08-08 11:11 AM
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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
 Then I realized its because I heard a sad sounding, pathetic voice on the teeveee. Then, I looked and saw the Droopy, Dopey face of a true dope.

Which reminds me, I need to go to Traitor Joe's later...I'm sorry, I mean trader Joe's.

 

A little Lieberman love in the afternoon! :-)

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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed

Mom turn the electricity off in the basement? :-)

Nah, Mom installed a full-length mirror.
 :lmao:

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 08, 2008, 11:17:48 AM

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 08, 2008, 11:11:08 AM

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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed

Mom turn the electricity off in the basement? :-)

 :rotf:

H5!

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: DixieBelle on April 08, 2008, 11:27:38 AM

Take down the Cindy Sheehan poster DUmmie.

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: Splashdown on April 08, 2008, 11:30:36 AM

Cheetos:

Crunch all you want; we'll make more.

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: jukin on April 08, 2008, 11:32:19 AM

I wonder what the poster percentage split over there is?

My best guess is:

20% old hippies.
25% college grads with useless degrees flipping burgers or selling clothes living with their parents.
15% college grads with useless degrees flipping burgers or selling clothes living on their own.
10% limosine liberals.
25% moles.
5% productive Americans that believe socialism can work.

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: PatriotGame on April 08, 2008, 12:25:40 PM

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hnmnf  (1000+ posts)       Tue Apr-08-08 11:11 AM
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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
when I realized my mom hadn't cleaned for the last week, I was out of beer and weed, and my SSI check was two days late.

(http://media.bonnint.net/slc/6/670/67068.jpg)

fixed...

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: franksolich on April 08, 2008, 04:24:23 PM

Quote from: jukin on April 08, 2008, 11:32:19 AM

I wonder what the poster percentage split over there is?

My best guess is:

20% old hippies.
25% college grads with useless degrees flipping burgers or selling clothes living with their parents.
15% college grads with useless degrees flipping burgers or selling clothes living on their own.
10% limousine liberals.
25% moles.
5% productive Americans that believe socialism can work.

Actually, sir, you're probably not too far off, with your guess.

And it's obvious that more than half the primitives are baby-boomers, the hippie generation.

Not spring chickens, despite the primitives most of the time sounding like spoiled 7-year-olds.

In fact, it's not unreasonable to imagine Skins's island as nursing-home.

Title: Re: I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed
Post by: Lord Undies on April 08, 2008, 04:31:58 PM

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I Walked into My Room, and Suddenly became extremely depressed

Dear DUmmie-

It makes me very happy to know you are miserable, which isn't as mean as it sounds.  I know you aren't happy unless you are miserable.

Lord Undies