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Title: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
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undergroundpanther   (1000+ posts)             Wed Feb-09-11 04:30 PM
Original message
I am another budget cut.
   
I know it's only a matter of time until the rich
Begin to cut my SSI payments and medicaid.
Whittling it away to the point I cannot survive.

They'll cut my access to therapy and any services
I use to be safe and function in life.
The ****ing bullies in this world want people like me dead.

Blah, blah, blah.....

Blah, blah, blah.....

Blah, blah, blah.....

So, I guess I'm a budget cut.
I won 't be killing myself
until I have no other option left to look forward to
but a slow torturous death
by the vicious actions& self serving choices
imposed by proxy or directly on me by the
fortunate ones & bean counters cutting into my well being
making it intolerable to live my life anymore.

Who knows how long it will take until it gets that bad?
I know if people,and people in power believe and trust the
lies about poverty ,SSI medicaid/medicare,and if the rich
are not progressively taxed,and dividends,luxury taxed,if
the 2 stupid wars are continued,and banks get huge sums string free,
and money gets"lost"and unaccounted for,
The cuts are gonna happen to us,and I will be unable to survive.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x381278

Hell no, I didn't read the whole thing.  No replies yet.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Karin on February 09, 2011, 03:43:44 PM
 :yawn:  Oh my God, that thing is long.  Still no replies.  I know this upsets Frank when the cat is all alone by her fire. 
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2011, 03:46:38 PM
When the government starts giving away for free the life style BoBo and UGP wants/demands, 2/3's or more of the people in this country will just sit on their ass and enjoy life.

Hell, I might be one of them.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 04:34:52 PM
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The ****ing bullies in this world want people like me dead.

Hey, come on, now! We're not bullies!
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: CC27 on February 09, 2011, 05:18:08 PM
Why is this moron on SSI? "It" seems like it can function posting at the DUmp.  :whatever:
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2011, 05:21:47 PM
Why is this moron on SSI? "It" seems like it can function posting at the DUmp.  :whatever:

There's no market for BS.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: CC27 on February 09, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
There's no market for BS.

If BS was marketable the Dummies would be millionaires.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2011, 05:39:10 PM
I don't suppose it's ever occurred to the subway cat to do what tens of millions of others do, to survive.

She can always work for a living.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Rebel on February 09, 2011, 05:41:42 PM
I don't suppose it's ever occurred to the subway cat to do what tens of millions of others do, to survive.

She can always work for a living.

With the tats, piercings, etc., it's my opinion that the self-mutilating pos has limited it's options to tattoo parlor, garbage truck, or pan handler. Would you hire that thing to be a face at your establishment?
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2011, 05:42:59 PM
With the tats, piercings, etc., it's my opinion that the self-mutilating pos has limited it's options to tattoo parlor, garbage truck, or pan handler. Would you hire that thing to be a face at your establishment?

UGP might be able to sell T-shirts at concerts, but people would still be repulsed by  her attitude.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2011, 05:43:54 PM
With the tats, piercings, etc., it's my opinion that the self-mutilating pos has limited it's options to tattoo parlor, garbage truck, or pan handler. Would you hire that thing to be a face at your establishment?

being one of those guys who hang onto a railing on the back of garbage trucks would do wonders for the subway cat's weight, back problems, and income.

No disparagement of honest garbagemen intended.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2011, 05:46:22 PM
Remember, the subway cat voted for Bozobama.

And it was Bozobama's wife Shelley-0 who promised during the 2008 presidential campaign that people would "have to work" during her husband's administration.

The subway cat voted for Bozobama.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 07:08:03 PM
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undergroundpanther   (1000+ posts)             Wed Feb-09-11 04:30 PM
Original message
I am another budget cut.
  
I know it's only a matter of time until the rich
Begin to cut my SSI payments and medicaid.
Whittling it away to the point I cannot survive.

They'll cut my access to therapy and any services
I use to be safe and function in life.
The ****ing bullies in this world want people like me dead.

Uh, so, what's yer point, ya reject from the planet Uranus????????? The fact that you can type on a computer keyboard tells me your worthless ass oughta be employed! Otherwise, you're nuttin' but an anchor to the rest of us. Why shouldn't we want to be dissolved of your presence? Hell, we'd be a lot better off if we could exterminate the whole lot who share your perverted life style!

Thank the Good Lord ya live in a country where we don't allow the majority to rid ourselves of the likes of you and those you believe should be put above us "normal" humans. I recommend you head to Egypt, Iran, Palestine, Saudi Arabia, or Kuwait, right away, in order to see the difference! How 'bout Venezuela, China or Cuba? I'm sure you'd be a celeb in any one of those DemoncRat Socialist Paradises!!!! Oh, wait, they aren't exactly democratic are they? They'd snuff your ass before ya made it down the stairs of the plane!

Sit on it and twirl, AssCat! If you were put in the pound where ya belong, how long do ya think you'd last bein' in the pen next to a cute puppy? What's the average at the pound these days, 72 hours?
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on February 09, 2011, 07:18:58 PM
I don't suppose it's ever occurred to the subway cat to do what tens of millions of others do, to survive.

She can always work for a living.
Oh come on now Frank....She's far too superior of an intellect to rub up against the dolts who..... :o Work for a living! :o It's beneath her to work among the "bullies" and teabaggers who want her dead! No no! Better to make bad pseudopsychedelicegyptianmalecatstuckinafemale body art and bitch about how no one understands her!
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 08:36:45 PM
Oh come on now Frank....She's far too superior of an intellect to rub up against the dolts who..... :o Work for a living! :o It's beneath her to work among the "bullies" and teabaggers who want her dead! No no! Better to make bad pseudopsychedelicegyptianmalecatstuckinafemale body art and bitch about how no one understands her!

Or because of her self mutilation, no one will hire her!

I know I sure as hell wouldn't! But at the same time I wouldn't give her a Damn dime if she was standin' on a street corner with a sign that said "will work for kitty litter", either!

'Bout time some of these leeches figured out life's decisions have consequences!
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2011, 08:43:31 PM
Or because of her self mutilation, no one will hire her!

I know I sure as hell wouldn't! But at the same time I wouldn't give her a Damn dime if she was standin' on a street corner with a sign that said "will work for kitty litter", either!

'Bout time some of these leeches figured out life's decisions have consequences!

If only circus freak shows weren't a thing of the past.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 09:20:17 PM
If only circus freak shows weren't a thing of the past.

Ya know, they still have those kinda exhibits in some of the county fairs around here. She could still make a livin' doin' it, but she'd have to put up with bein' called a freak! That will never happen as she/he/it believes she is as normal as the rest of us!
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 09, 2011, 11:17:18 PM
Hey, UGP, sinc ehte therapy doesn't seem to have ever actually fixed anything, just use whatever diminishing pittance they give you for it for food and shelter, you'll maintain your standard of living and you truly won't be any more FUBAR than you already are, since that would be virtually impossible.   
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 11:46:05 PM
Hey, UGP, sinc ehte therapy doesn't seem to have ever actually fixed anything, just use whatever diminishing pittance they give you for it for food and shelter, you'll maintain your standard of living and you truly won't be any more FUBAR than you already are, since that would be virtually impossible.  

No kiddin'! Talk about a bottomless pit! I imagine there's some asshole out there that as long as the gubmint would pay him/her, they would keep this one on the hook forever!

And DUmmies wonder why we want to reform Medicare/aid!
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: franksolich on February 10, 2011, 01:57:37 AM
If only circus freak shows weren't a thing of the past.

You know, sir, that just gave me an idea.

Just because something seems old or stale or outdated or near-dead doesn't mean it can't be revived.

Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: LC EFA on February 10, 2011, 02:33:11 AM
You know, sir, that just gave me an idea.

Just because something seems old or stale or outdated or near-dead doesn't mean it can't be revived.


The perverted *****cat would never go for it.

Couple of reasons for that.

Firstly, as a circus freak it would be just one among many and would no longer feel or be able to claim "special" or different status.

Second, the pharmaceutical bill would be too high to sustain for all but the largest and most commercial operations to pay.

Lastly, You'd never be able to cram that fat ass into a standard railcar - ergo it'd have to be a fixed exhibit someplace.
 
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: franksolich on February 10, 2011, 06:10:07 AM
The perverted *****cat would never go for it.

Couple of reasons for that.

Firstly, as a circus freak it would be just one among many and would no longer feel or be able to claim "special" or different status.

Second, the pharmaceutical bill would be too high to sustain for all but the largest and most commercial operations to pay.

Lastly, You'd never be able to cram that fat ass into a standard railcar - ergo it'd have to be a fixed exhibit someplace.
 

Actually, I think my idea's doable.

One could hire out, or buy, one of those 4-8-8-4 Union Pacific steam locomotives from the 1940s, to haul a special train.  Not only would this attract freak enthusiasts, but also steam enthusiasts, of which there's many.

There could be one box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the subway cat.

And a second box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the gigantic primitive.

But a 4-8-8-4 could haul a lot more than just two boxcars, so I'd have to find other primitive freaks to exhibit.

And of course it would be "franksolich's Amazing Traveling Freak Show."
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2011, 07:45:49 AM
Actually, I think my idea's doable.

One could hire out, or buy, one of those 4-8-8-4 Union Pacific steam locomotives from the 1940s, to haul a special train.  Not only would this attract freak enthusiasts, but also steam enthusiasts, of which there's many.

There could be one box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the subway cat.

And a second box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the gigantic primitive.

But a 4-8-8-4 could haul a lot more than just two boxcars, so I'd have to find other primitive freaks to exhibit.

And of course it would be "franksolich's Amazing Traveling Freak Show."

An ALCO 4-8-8-4????  There are some things that even a 4-8-8-4 couldn't haul, Coach.

I think that there might be one of those old Union Pacific 4-8-8-4s running in a railroad museum in Vermont, near Carl.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 10, 2011, 11:59:39 AM
Actually, I think my idea's doable.

One could hire out, or buy, one of those 4-8-8-4 Union Pacific steam locomotives from the 1940s, to haul a special train.  Not only would this attract freak enthusiasts, but also steam enthusiasts, of which there's many.

There could be one box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the subway cat.

And a second box-car, with ventilation and padding, for the gigantic primitive.

But a 4-8-8-4 could haul a lot more than just two boxcars, so I'd have to find other primitive freaks to exhibit.

And of course it would be "franksolich's Amazing Traveling Freak Show."

I guess it could work if you used a roll-side car, so there wasn't an actual door to negotiate, reinforced the floor, and fitted three-axle trucks to meet the axle weight loading gage.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 12:17:35 PM
You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: CC27 on February 10, 2011, 12:23:44 PM
You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.

You forgot bobo. Can she bring the buick? :-)
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Revolution on February 10, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
So much drama by the Subway Cat. It's as if she were auditioning for a play on Broadway. However, that would require some effort on her part, so I digress.

Man, I wish the "emo" trend never caught on...:(
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2011, 12:43:00 PM
You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.

Stupid, stupid Beth's car would have to be a big roll of bubble-wrap.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 10, 2011, 12:56:57 PM
Stupid, stupid Beth's car would have to be a big roll of bubble-wrap.

Yeah, I foresee a lot of maintenance in keeping the spittle wiped off the inside of the windows for that one, so as to not inconvenience the paying audiences.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: dandi on February 10, 2011, 12:59:08 PM
So much drama by the Subway Cat. It's as if she were auditioning for a play on Broadway. However, that would require some effort on her part, so I digress.

Man, I wish the "emo" trend never caught on...:(

Hell, I wish that my lawn would go "emo" and start cutting itself.
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 01:59:46 PM
If only circus freak shows weren't a thing of the past.

What do you mean? You obviously haven';t been watching "Jersey Shore".
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: GCBill on February 10, 2011, 03:28:13 PM
She can always work for a living.

GASP! Do you have no respect for those who choose not to subject themselves to the humiliation of getting off their keester and doing something for themselves?

Our great nation was BUILT by people sitting on their posterior complaining about how terrible things are.

 ::)
Title: Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
Post by: Revolution on February 10, 2011, 03:57:59 PM
^ You know, if one was just born in '08, and was a super genius who grew at an alarming rate, it would indeed seem that way, would it not?


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